How do you get a woman to notice you???

[smohk]

Do you do the direct approach or do you do the casual I'm not interested??? I need help here. Good approach (read, pickup lines), what to do/say, etc... Help me here please. Thanx much

 

[Monazwx]

Avoid tacky pick up lines.
Avoid tacky pick up lines.
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Avoid tacky pick up lines.
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Avoid tacky pick up lines.
Avoid tacky pick up lines.


And did I happen to mention:
Avoid tacky pick up lines.

 

[Chantal Marchon]

Flirt nicely- if she seems to respond, ask her out.

Too casual and she may think your not interested and spend her attention elsewhere.

 

[max_dylen]

well if u want a woman to notice you what you do is go buy two cups of coffee and go over to her and trip and spill the coffee on her chest, shell notice you forsure

 

[Guest]

Be yourself .... making someone laugh is sexy .... lighten the mood and talk to her casually and flirt a wee bit .... as the others said , no tacky pick up lines. Don't do what others expect you to do or want you to do ... just be genuine and be yourself. If you see something that you like about her ( lol behave here !!) let her know respectfully .... I wish you the best !

 

[loveyamon]

well if u want a woman to notice you what you do is go buy two cups of coffee and go over to her and trip and spill the coffee on her chest, shell notice you forsure

Listen to idiots like this and you'll be one lonely guy. Smile and introduce yourself and try and get her talking about herself. That can be easily done by asking sincere questions. It helps not to have sex on the forefront of your mind, that comes after good conversation.. It's done wonders for me.Good fortune...............

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I usually punch her lightly on the upper thigh while chanting nursery rhymes in my loudest voice...

 

[Weird Harold]

Listen to idiots like this and you'll be one lonely guy. Smile and introduce yourself and try and get her talking about herself.

Good advice about getting her talking, but a poorly phrased question often generates silly answers -- my first thought before reading the thread was, "Dance naked on the bar."

Now if he'd asked, "How to get a woman interested in me," that would take bit more thought -- getting noticed is easy. Getting noticed in a way that doesn't destroy any chance of a future relationship is a bit more difficult.

 

[Lust Engine]

As usual I have to agree with Harold. Getting noticed is a cakewalk. The serious question is what do you want to get noticed for?? If you seriously want to talk to this woman, introduce yourself in a genuine & sincere manner. Find something that you both have in common, make idle chit chat over it. Don't talk about yourself... aks about her in a non-invasive way. Be humble and yet confident, but most of all...be you.

You'll know that if she doesn't like you for who you are, then it's not gonna have any future.

Good luck.

 

[sheath]

Confidence and sincerity. If you are confident in approaching her, and you are sincere in what you say to her, she will definitely focus her attention on you.

Pay attention to what she says and follow her lead. If you feel a little nervous, don't try to hide it.

Even the most confident men get nervous sometimes. Admit it if you feel that way...yeah, us girls LIKE that.

And always be polite. A woman might find a smartass funny, but she's likely NOT going to go out with one.



S.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Confidence and sincerity. If you are confident in approaching her, and you are sincere in what you say to her, she will definitely focus her attention on you.

Pay attention to what she says and follow her lead. If you feel a little nervous, don't try to hide it.

Even the most confident men get nervous sometimes. Admit it if you feel that way...yeah, us girls LIKE that.

And always be polite. A woman might find a smartass funny, but she's likely NOT going to go out with one.



S.

YEAH! Oh, and PUNCH HER LIGHTLY ON THE UPPER THIGH WHILE CHANTING NURSERY RHYMES IN YOUR LOUDEST VOICE!!!

All of you keep missing the obvious!

 

[sheath]

YEAH! Oh, and PUNCH HER LIGHTLY ON THE UPPER THIGH WHILE CHANTING NURSERY RHYMES IN YOUR LOUDEST VOICE!!!

All of you keep missing the obvious!

Ummm....yeah...wasn't there something I said about smartasses? Wasn't there...oh. Yeah. There was.

A nice guitar makes up for being a smartass. Chicks DIG the guitar. Ask Johnny. (hahahahahahaha)



S.

 

[fiery_jack]

Listen to idiots like this and you'll be one lonely guy.

You mean the coffee idea is no good? Damn, there i was hoping to try that one because pissing on their shoes just doesn't seem to be working for me anymore.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Ummm....yeah...wasn't there something I said about smartasses? Wasn't there...oh. Yeah. There was.

A nice guitar makes up for being a smartass. Chicks DIG the guitar. Ask Johnny. (hahahahahahaha)



S.

Well, there's a difference between 'funny smartass' and 'mean smartass'...plus, in RL, I know when to shut up, an ability that hasn't moved online yet...

 

[sheath]

Well, there's a difference between 'funny smartass' and 'mean smartass'...plus, in RL, I know when to shut up, an ability that hasn't moved online yet...

But if you knew when to shut up online, what fun would you be?

And WHY did you take away that guitar AV?

S.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

But if you knew when to shut up online, what fun would you be?

And WHY did you take away that guitar AV?

S.

That's my dog, that got killed by a car this week...

 

[sheath]

That's my dog, that got killed by a car this week...

Oh...

He's cute as a button. I'm sorry you lost him, Johnny.

S.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Oh...

He's cute as a button. I'm sorry you lost him, Johnny.

S.

Thanks hun...enough being serious, let's do some dick jokes!

 

[sheath]

Thanks hun...enough being serious, let's do some dick jokes!

LMAO

Well, I don't know any good ones, why don't you start????



S.

 

[CantSayNo]

For me at least, when a guy looks me right in the eye and smiles...that's the cutest thing for me...because I love a great smile

~CantSayNo~

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

For me at least, when a guy looks me right in the eye and smiles...that's the cutest thing for me...because I love a great smile

~CantSayNo~

Smiling is good...how does crying do ya?

 

[CantSayNo]

Oh, emotion is sooo sexy.



~CantSayNo~

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Oh, emotion is sooo sexy.



~CantSayNo~

Woohoo!!!

Of course, no crying on the first date!

 

[CantSayNo]

Oh but then...I've known guys who cry after great sex...

*smiles*
~CantSayNo~

 

[Lust Engine]

Oh but then...I've known guys who cry after great sex...

*smiles*
~CantSayNo~

And then there are the folks that seriously cry after horrible sex too.

Kidding! Just had to chime in...