"How Desperate Housewives Is Castrating Us All" (a bit of humor and a bit of truth)

[John Doe]

so, i just thought i'd say, i only ever watch the simpsons anymore these days.

*nods*

Funny you should mention that. Homer is an excellent (albeit even more exaggerated than usual) exampl of the dullard husband as portrayed by TV sitcoms, and mor and more, even by hour-long dramas.

 

[John Doe]

Precisely. Never is probably my favourite Lesbian who I haven't watched in a video tape.

Really? Mine is Etoile, followed in a close 2nd and 3rd by Equinoxe and Never, respectively.

 

[bertrande]

to quote a radio announcer here in Oz

"he cries after he ejaculates because he opens his eyes and realises he has been fucking her"

 

[GirlMidnite]

Basicly this is a fall out from femininsim , the greatist con trick ever played on the human race , the TV ,Radio and magazines are continually undermining men who have now been reduced to mere sperm doners ...

Yes but you don't really mind do you?

There are certainly some benefits to being reduced to a rutting sperm donor.

as for the rest of your post, she falsely accused you of abuse? Why would she do that? Don't get me wrong, us women can be harpies, but it is rare to make an accusation without any basis whatsoever.

 

[John Doe]

Yes but you don't really mind do you?

There are certainly some benefits to being reduced to a rutting sperm donor.

as for the rest of your post, she falsely accused you of abuse? Why would she do that? Don't get me wrong, us women can be harpies, but it is rare to make an accusation without any basis whatsoever.

Not as rare as you might think, although I suppose you could say that revenge can be a basis for an accusation.

Anyway, the same argument about a rutting sperm donor could be made of women, or rather, wanton sperm recepticle, but most women here wouldn't like being "reduced" to that (that is, being objectified solely, excusively as such), would they?

although granted, Lit can be a poor cross-section of society for that sort of thing.

 

[GirlMidnite]

Not as rare as you might think, although I suppose you could say that revenge can be a basis for an accusation.

Anyway, the same argument about a rutting sperm donor could be made of women, or rather, wanton sperm recepticle, but most women here wouldn't like being "reduced" to that (that is, being objectified solely, excusively as such), would they?

although granted, Lit can be a poor cross-section of society for that sort of thing.

Though I would not totally agree with you (I am feeling stubborn and you are a male), I have known girls who lie about guys doing stuff. Like you know, false accusations of rape, or violence. Mostly impulsive, emotionally unstable girls tend to resort to these threats without considering how they will pan out and be responded to in the future.

However I have yet to come across a man who says 'I was used for my body' without a smirk.

Heaven forbid if I am reduced to a recepticle. The Goddess demands her worship and wants men to weep at the thought of not being an erect pillar in her temple.

 

[John Doe]

Though I would not totally agree with you (I am feeling stubborn and you are a male),

Come again?

I have known girls who lie about guys doing stuff. Like you know, false accusations of rape, or violence. Mostly impulsive, emotionally unstable girls tend to resort to these threats without considering how they will pan out and be responded to in the future.

People who do that kind of thing are emotionally unstable? Nahhh...

However I have yet to come across a man who says 'I was used for my body' without a smirk.

I have yet to come across a man who I I feel would be comfortable enough to say such a thing were it true, as it would not be the most butch, macho, studly thing to say now would it? although i will stipulate that many guys do not mind being objectified or used for their body.

Heaven forbid if I am reduced to a recepticle. The Goddess demands her worship and wants men to weep at the thought of not being an erect pillar in her temple.

Sometimes I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

 

[GirlMidnite]

.... although i will stipulate that many guys do not mind being objectified or used for their body.



Sometimes I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

Exactly, they do not mind being used for their bodies, though they do quite mind being used for their mind simulteaneously. (Try playing scrabble whilst doin' it doggie style, spelling becomes appalling, and the peices stick themselves to your anatomy like you're an obsenity of the alphabet.)

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humour, that's where the attraction comes in.

 

[John Doe]

Exactly, they do not mind being used for their bodies, though they do quite mind being used for their mind simulteaneously. (Try playing scrabble whilst doin' it doggie style, spelling becomes appalling, and the peices stick themselves to your anatomy like you're an obsenity of the alphabet.)

nah, I'd be up for a good, dirty game of Strip Scrabble, although we can only make dirty words and when we make them we have to say them loudly and distinctly, three times. When one person gets ten points (or ten more points after that and so on) the oth person has to remove one item of clothing. Once both are naked, then you play for sexual favors.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humour, that's where the attraction comes in.

Oh? I thought the Three Stooges type stuff was the lowest form of humor.

 

[GirlMidnite]

nah, I'd be up for a good, dirty game of Strip Scrabble, although we can only make dirty words and when we make them we have to say them loudly and distinctly, three times. When one person gets ten points (or ten more points after that and so on) the oth person has to remove one item of clothing. Once both are naked, then you play for sexual favors.

I simply cannot spell fugk, nipplee or sponk. What will become of me? Oh mister big bad ex speeling bee champion, that is more than a magic marker your sticking up my...!

Oh? I thought the Three Stooges type stuff was the lowest form of humor.

three unattractive unkept men getting slippery over each others bananas was certainly a low point in porn history.

 

[John Doe]

I simply cannot spell fugk, nipplee or sponk. What will become of me? Oh mister big bad ex speeling bee champion, that is more than a magic marker your sticking up my...!

Are you mocking me? Because y'know, that'll have to punished quite severely.

three unattractive unkept men getting slippery over each others bananas was certainly a low point in porn history.

Um...I'll take your word for it.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

So who has won , its the banks , the property companies and employers as the basic prinicipal of divide and rule works , keeping the genders apart and fighting each other this benifits big business and keeps wages down ,

God damn, man, son of a gun, you got it right.
You have it absolutely spot on, and I'm not being sarcastic here.

The wealthy people in power stand to gain the most from all this bickering between different groups - white collar, blue collar, men, women, blacks, whites, Jews, Muslims, etc.

The sooner we wake up and realize who our real enemy is, the better.

That's why I'm neither a black civil rightist, a feminist, a men's rightist or whatever, I'm a humanist. One rule for everyone, and no bullshit.

 

[GirlMidnite]

Are you mocking me? Because y'know, that'll have to punished quite severely.

*Smacks chewing gum impertinently as her overshort school skirt rides up, revealing silky thigh*

Watcha' gonna do? Bring out the cane?

Ays ain't bi needen no spelin....

 

[GirlMidnite]

God damn, man, son of a gun, you got it right.
You have it absolutely spot on, and I'm not being sarcastic here.

The wealthy people in power stand to gain the most from all this bickering between different groups - white collar, blue collar, men, women, blacks, whites, Jews, Muslims, etc.

The sooner we wake up and realize who our real enemy is, the better.

That's why I'm neither a black civil rightist, a feminist, a men's rightist or whatever, I'm a humanist. One rule for everyone, and no bullshit.

Aren't the wealthy a group with need of representation too?

They get abused by the tabloids...
...robbed.
gout......
...hate from the poor.
and overprivilege and sycophancy gets sooo boring....

ban the poor, instead, if there were no poor people, then the wealthy people wouldn't be able to exploit them, and they would be fewer of them.

Down with the impoverished! Drive them down the drain pipes.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Aren't the wealthy a group with need of representation too?

They get abused by the tabloids...
...robbed.
gout......
...hate from the poor.
and overprivilege and sycophancy gets sooo boring....

ban the poor, instead, if there were no poor people, then the wealthy people wouldn't be able to exploit them, and they would be fewer of them.

Down with the impoverished! Drive them down the drain pipes.

"And take your homeless military veterans with you!" - George Bush

 

[GirlMidnite]

"And take your homeless military veterans with you!" - George Bush

yes, I agree...and make them work the fields for cotton so they can sew their own houses.

 

[John Doe]

*Smacks chewing gum impertinently as her overshort school skirt rides up, revealing silky thigh*

Watcha' gonna do? Bring out the cane?

Ays ain't bi needen no spelin....

How dare you speak to me in such a manner, young lady!

you WILL be punished for your insolence. Spit out that gum and bend over my desk!

 

[phoenix1224]

Wow... I really didn't think that this thread would go on for so long.

See what happens when you walk away from the computer for a while?




There was a reason why I posted this article AND the other one ("The Bigger, the Better").

The other article talked about the pressures put on women... You MUST be pretty/skinny... But that's really the only pressures the main stream media puts on them... Besides not being totally crass.

Let's face it... Us guys could care less if you ladies have a BA or a PhD... We could care less if you can fix a car, clogged drain, etc. We could care less if you know about fashion... We could care less if you know about fancy/expensive foods... Etc., etc., etc.

However, society as a whole puts a-whole-nother set of pressures on men... Not only do us men have the pressures of having to be hansome/fit (just look at all the male models in magazines these days), but we are ALSO supposed to be socially sophisticated (know about fashion, know what the five different forks in front of us is for, be overly groomed, etc.), be well-educated, be somewhat well-off financially, be 'sensitive', AND still somehow hold on to our 'masculinity'.

Many guys feel as if they have to walk some sort of tight-rope through life... Balancing, dangerously, to avoid going too far in any one direction... As to not be considered either a total neanderthal or a complete wuss.

And, you have to admit, there IS an alarming trend in the media (especially in sitcoms) to make men look foolish... Just think of all of them... 'Malcolm in the Middle', 'About Jim', 'Married With Children'- the list can go on and on and on- that show the main male character to be gross and incompetent... And, sometimes, even a drunk.

But think of the very few shows that have done the same in regards to the main FEMALE character... The only one that I can think of off-hand (and the show STILL didn't portray her as being gross... or a drunk) is 'I Love Lucy'.

Many men are left feeling both angry and confused.

 

[GirlMidnite]

How dare you speak to me in such a manner, young lady!

you WILL be punished for your insolence. Spit out that gum and bend over my desk!

* let's pink chewing gum drop off tongue, wiggles bottom as overaged school girls do before bending over* oh I wonder watcher gonna do to me...are you gonna make me do lines? Is that a long cane I feel on my ass, or your own personal stick from your pocket mister?

 

[stingray61]

Let's see...

What were you saying about premeditated malice?

No provocation, so far as I can see in this thread.
What's your excuse?

malice would imply an intent to do harm either physically or emotionally. Questioning LT's intelligence does neither.

 

[John Doe]

* let's pink chewing gum drop off tongue, wiggles bottom as overaged school girls do before bending over* oh I wonder watcher gonna do to me...are you gonna make me do lines? Is that a long cane I feel on my ass, or your own personal stick from your pocket mister?

*swats your ass with the cane* Quiet! I ask the questions here.

You know, you've been very naughty lately, strutting around in this new uniform...you know it's not obeying the dress code don't you? *swats your ass again, harder this time*

This skirt is too short and your tight, young ass hangs out all the time, teasing all the men around here... *swats yet again, in the same spot, your ass beginning to develop beautiful red streaks*

And these white stockings aren't suppsoed to be worn at all! *Swats again and again* and flashing your navel under this short blouse is just unacceptable *swats several times mroe in quick succession, and you begin to sob*

What do you have to say for yourself, you harlot?

 

[stingray61]

Yes but you don't really mind do you?

There are certainly some benefits to being reduced to a rutting sperm donor.

as for the rest of your post, she falsely accused you of abuse? Why would she do that? Don't get me wrong, us women can be harpies, but it is rare to make an accusation without any basis whatsoever.

GirlMidnite:"Though I would not totally agree with you (I am feeling stubborn and you are a male), I have known girls who lie about guys doing stuff. Like you know, false accusations of rape, or violence. Mostly impulsive, emotionally unstable girls tend to resort to these threats without considering how they will pan out and be responded to in the future."


So which side of the argument are you on exactly?

 

[GirlMidnite]

GirlMidnite:"Though I would not totally agree with you (I am feeling stubborn and you are a male), I have known girls who lie about guys doing stuff. Like you know, false accusations of rape, or violence. Mostly impulsive, emotionally unstable girls tend to resort to these threats without considering how they will pan out and be responded to in the future."


So which side of the argument are you on exactly?

I am sitting on the fence and swaying, for the sake of self-stimulation.

 

[stingray61]

I am sitting on the fence and swaying, for the sake of self-stimulation.

Ok just so long as I know not to take you seriously.

 

[John Doe]

I am sitting on the fence and swaying, for the sake of self-stimulation.

Wow, I must say you have quite a way with words.