"How Desperate Housewives Is Castrating Us All" (a bit of humor and a bit of truth)

[John Doe]

Please clarify this statement?

With men not being percieved as nurturers (as you said) we are at a disadvantage regarding child custody during seperation or divorce proceeedings. Besides which, courts routinely favor women in general.

I am not debating which is more superior, as far as I am concerned, they are equal, men and women are different, but essentially, these differences balance out to an equality. I am debating the assumptions in law and policy, cross culturally, of gender supremacy.

Okay, cool.

We are too sexy for our own good? Is this what you are saying? This is true.

Not exactly, but I guess you catch my drift anyway.

 

[GirlMidnite]

With men not being percieved as nurturers (as you said) we are at a disadvantage regarding child custody during seperation or divorce proceeedings. Besides which, courts routinely favor women in general.

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Okay, cool.

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Not exactly, but I guess you catch my drift anyway.

Well, yes, I suppose this is agreeable.

I suppose that you are happy now, having crushed the will of woman - misogynist.

 

[bg23]

I see.. I'll take that as a yes.

Shabadu

a yes to saying "no"
or a yes to fucking you?

i just wanna sing, damnit!
why, oh why, won't you let me sing?

 

[John Doe]

Well, yes, I suppose this is agreeable.

I suppose that you are happy now, having crushed the will of woman - misogynist.

The will of Woman to destroy or emasculate Man and rule the world a la Backlash? Okay.

 

[GirlMidnite]

The will of Woman to destroy or emasculate Man and rule the world a la Backlash? Okay.

Just coz I ain't chained to the kitchen sink no more....

Go wash some dishes male, and your mouth too.

 

[John Doe]

Just coz I ain't chained to the kitchen sink no more....

Go wash some dishes male, and your mouth too.

Okay, now the bossy thing kinda does it for me in the bedroom, but elsewhere it's a little irritating.

Female.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

yall should get a room.

 

[John Doe]

yall should get a room.

Shut up before I steal your sweater vest.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Shut up before I steal your sweater vest.

You wouldn't want me to steal your mullet, now would you?

 

[John Doe]

You wouldn't want me to steal your mullet, now would you?

I said shut up, oreo.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I said shut up, oreo.

Make me, neck blanket boy.

 

[John Doe]

Make me, neck blanket boy.

I thought I told you to shut up, Erkel?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I thought I told you to shut up, Erkel?

Erkel no doubt has already gotten laid. Have you?

 

[John Doe]

Erkel no doubt has already gotten laid. Have you?

I haven't, but only for lack of trying.

Have you, despite lack of charm or respect for women?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I haven't, but only for lack of trying.

Keep telling yourself that.

Have you, despite lack of charm or respect for women?

I have a lack of respect for everyone. Women don't get any special treatment good or harsh from me. Except you, of course.

And charm? Well no wonder you have problems getting any. You keep relying on charm and in real life women see right through that. Used car salesmen have charm. I find that sincerity gets you in. Be real, be unabashed, or be a virgin, it's your choice.

 

[John Doe]

Keep telling yourself that.

I'm sure you will.

I have a lack of respect for everyone.

No shit.

And charm? Well no wonder you have problems getting any. You keep relying on charm and in real life women see right through that. Used car salesmen have charm. I find that sincerity gets you in. Be real, be unabashed, or be a virgin, it's your choice.

Charm and sincerity are not mutually exclusive, moron.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Charm and sincerity are not mutually exclusive, moron.

So? You're still a virgin.

 

[GirlMidnite]

Okay, now the bossy thing kinda does it for me in the bedroom, but elsewhere it's a little irritating.

Female.

(very dramatic eye roll) look, you- if you really have a problem with my ballbusting 'tude then you are going to need to take me on your lap, roll up my skirt and smack it out of me with a spatula. It simply is the only way.

Otherwise the wrath of you and your mighty cucumber is nobodies business.

Loving Tongue: Get a room? You can join- only if promise to show your cuban cigar

 

[John Doe]

(very dramatic eye roll) look, you- if you really have a problem with my ballbusting 'tude then you are going to need to take me on your lap, roll up my skirt and smack it out of me with a spatula. It simply is the only way.

Otherwise the wrath of you and your mighty cucumber is nobodies business.

Well, now there's an interesting idea. Although I can't help but chuckle at the spatula.

 

[GirlMidnite]

Well, now there's an interesting idea. Although I can't help but chuckle at the spatula.

That's what makes it more humiliating, to be tormented by the same apparatus used to toss burgers?

It can turn any girl into a kitten.

 

[John Doe]

That's what makes it more humiliating, to be tormented by the same apparatus used to toss burgers?

It can turn any girl into a kitten.

Well, I suppose I can make an exception, but on one condition...

Will you wear socks?

 

[GirlMidnite]

Well, I suppose I can make an exception, but on one condition...

Will you wear socks?

I could do , or you could make me.

 

[John Doe]

I could do , or you could make me.

Oh, you like being 'forced', hmm?

 

[GirlMidnite]

Oh, you like being 'forced', hmm?

What do you think?

 

[John Doe]

What do you think?

I think you'd like me to molest you, then pin you down and have my way with you.