Homemade butt plug/dildo

[grdas]

I'm not sure if I should put this here or in How To, but anyway...

Hi, I'm a bi-curious guy who would really like to try anal stimulation at some point. I live with a roomate, so I don't want to use an actual dildo/butt plug, and I was wondering what a good alternative would be, preferably out of household items.

I've heard horror stories of things like bottles getting stuck. I've thought of using ice, but it's getting it in the right shape that's a problem.

Any suggestions?

 

[emap]

The old woman's standby for when her guy is elsewhere, a cucumber.

Granted rather disgusting to then slice it up for salad or something, but buy a smallish cucumber and use that. They are cheap enough you can just throw it away after. A carrot would also work, though you would of course have to trim the head a bit. Also not exactly a good idea, they do break semi easily.

 

[alaskabibear]

You should go ahead and splurge for a good dildo, they will give you the pleasure you want much better than household stuff. If your roommate finds it, just tell him it's for the many girls you bed. Be sure to put on an air of how stupid he must be if he doesn't have one. That should work,eh?

 

[sunandshadow]

You could always get a toolbox or footlocker with a lock on it and keep your toys in there.

 

[bi_asian_guy]

*****

 

[Regular J]

just buy a good one! you will never regret it!

 

[CuriousNiceGuy]

You should go ahead and splurge for a good dildo, they will give you the pleasure you want much better than household stuff. If your roommate finds it, just tell him it's for the many girls you bed. Be sure to put on an air of how stupid he must be if he doesn't have one. That should work,eh?

Lol! you have actually tried this?
Who'd believe something like that? XD

 

[alaskabibear]

Lol! you have actually tried this?
Who'd believe something like that? XD

Well to be honest-No I haven't actually tried the lie. But knowing how dumb we guys can be, the lie seems plausible. Plus, it seems like the risk of the roommate's unbelief would be worth it as opposed to sticking a cucumber up my ass and then making a salad.

Lucky for me that my roommate (wife) will happily use our dildo on me as needed. Also, she says to go with the dildo. She has tried all of the fruit and vegetables and informs me that they are generally poor substitutes that are best saved for emergency use.

 

[gagginforit]

Is your roomate the sort of person who goes rooting around in your personal belongings? Why would you put up with that? Or is it your girlfriend and you don't want her to know?

Anyway I think the best thing is little cucumbers or zuccinnis. Give em a good wash first and throw em out after. You can't really go wrong. It's best to have some on standby too, so you don't use something inappropriate in the heat of the moment like a pool que or the tv remote wrapped in bubble wrap. I wouldn't recommend either of those.

But if you did buy a dildo you could keep it in the packet with a little note on it like "Ha ha, very funny. I'm sending this back because I think you'll have more use for it than me." That gives the impression that someone sent it to you as a gag gift and you're going to send it back. Ok, pretty lame but it's something.

Anyway, have fun.

 

[texasm31]

Get a vibrator or a butt plug. As so many have said, you will not regret it. I agree that if get a dildo or vibrator that is more feminine looking, it looks like its for your dates, and it is easier to buy, if its your first time. Some of the vibrators feel as good or better used there as a butt plug does, but they are much harder to use if you plan on using it at work, while driving etc, where a butt plug will be more discrete and easier to use retrieve. If you buy the butt plug on the first purchase, I can assure you that you will think the shop owner knows what its for you and you will be bumbling and offering way to much info when trying to cover it up, and they will know for sure at that point, anyway. So if you go the buy route, a vibrator will be much easier.

But if you are settled on household items, a candle can always be used, but will not be great due to the slimness and lack of vibration. A thick one is better, but lacks the vibration of a vibrator and is much less good than a vibrating butt plug.

Be creative, there are lots of other things around the house that will not feel as good as a purchased toy that is designed for that, but as a teen I found quite a few things before I started using the real thing.