Hijack this!

[photograph]

I expect this for breakfast every morning. *cough**luv**cough*

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1010218_10152224410308278_582728803_n.jpg

 

[luvthedesserts]

I'm old, a bit blind in the morning, and you want me waving a knife around?

 

[luvthedesserts]

http://yourhappinessblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/grumpy-bear-joke-busy-tail.jpg?w=280&h=266

 

[photograph]

I'm old, a bit blind in the morning, and you want me waving a knife around?

You can have a cup of coffee first. I'll stay snuggled into bed and wait.

 

[luvthedesserts]

You can have a cup of coffee first. I'll stay snuggled into bed and wait.

You'll eventually have to pee. And get me a band aid.

 

[photograph]

You'll eventually have to pee. And get me a band aid.

*snort* That isn't wooing me. I want strawberry roses damnit!

 

[photograph]

Oh, and thank you for buying new pillows!

https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1005397_747499285271085_1578034948_n.jpg

 

[luvthedesserts]

*snort* That isn't wooing me. I want strawberry roses damnit!

Well, I'm guessing I'm gonna disappoint you in and out of bed. But I can offer you this. It really helps me with my regularity. Trust me, regularity is the key to happiness.
http://www.iateapie.net/images/brands/allbranstrawberrycereal.jpg

 

[photograph]

Well, I'm guessing I'm gonna disappoint you in and out of bed. But I can offer you this. It really helps me with my regularity. Trust me, regularity is the key to happiness.
http://www.iateapie.net/images/brands/allbranstrawberrycereal.jpg

I keep forgetting that you're so much older.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I keep forgetting that you're so much older.

Who knew your memory would go first. I tell you what. I'll try once with the flowery strawberry thingy. If I don't lose too much blood, we'll make it a thing.

 

[photograph]

Who knew your memory would go first. I tell you what. I'll try once with the flowery strawberry thingy. If I don't lose too much blood, we'll make it a thing.

Deal! And you want what in return?

 

[photograph]

http://global3.memecdn.com/random-meme-and-pointless_o_654780.jpg

 

[luvthedesserts]

Deal! And you want what in return?

To watch you bake me something tasty sweet.

 

[photograph]

http://cdn.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/c73f966cc06ac653624dc234ddddad46.jpg

 

[photograph]

http://www.9thgencivic.com/forum/attachments/water-cooler/13650d1351906909-random-meme-thread-398420_355271774563952_1361478207_n.jpg

 

[photograph]

To watch you bake me something tasty sweet.

*sigh* Fine.

 

[1sickbastard]

Hi, Jack!
Wait a minute, you're not Jack!
You're photograph!
Hello to you as well, luv!

 

[luvthedesserts]

*sigh* Fine.

That's the way I like you. Exasperated and bored.

 

[photograph]

Hi, Jack!
Wait a minute, you're not Jack!
You're photograph!
Hello to you as well, luv!

Well hello stranger!

That's the way I like you. Exasperated and bored.

Well you do a good job keeping me that way.

 

[photograph]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sqh8xG2uKjk/UWZ5XWWb_FI/AAAAAAAAJd0/yWpU0MlycRo/s1600/random%2Bmeme%2Bfunny%2Bcat%2Bbear%2Bbacon%2Bjustin%2Bbieber%2Bmemes%2Bparrot%2Blord%2Bof%2Bthe%2Brings%2Blana%2Bdel%2Brey%2Bdie%2Bantwoord%2Bcool%2Baid%2Btech%2Bguy%2Bapple%2Bmicrosoft%2Bepic%2Bbeautiful%2B%2Bron%2Bswanson%2Bwooden%2Bfootball%2Blion%2Bking%2Bgoogly%2Beyes%2Bairplane%2B%2B(20).jpg

 

[photograph]

http://cdn.pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tumblr_m9u9a3djoT1qhq1pjo1_500.jpg

 

[luvthedesserts]

http://img.addfunny.com/funnypictures/hodgepodge/13/bringitback.jpg

 

[photograph]

http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/MEME-No-Privacy.jpg

 

[luvthedesserts]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CiTWm0ggh60/SxMxg2xBKgI/AAAAAAAAAMY/k0kWyzGIcy8/s1600/funny_asian_guys.jpg

 

[photograph]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/incredulous-cat-human-your-tail-is-on-backwards.jpg