Hi, My Name is Twinkie, and I'm Like, Totally Stupid!

[bluntforcemama]

Let's Play....

And I'm cute and perfect and cuddly and giggly and I never have a bad hair day, my makeup is never smudged. I'm cute, right? Can we, like, sing a song? I'm nothing but cream filling, my nick name is Debby's little snack, because I'm a hostess cake, and I can never say anything meaningful or serious. I touch people all the time because I have no respect for their personal space, I make silly assumptions on whatever I want... I mean, totally... like, so totally. I don't have a brain, my head is full of trying to fit in. I think Barbie is like so totally awesome. Now let's all hug and be friends, like, okay? It's okay that you're smart, I don't mind, I'll just ignore it. Want to play in the dollhouse? Want to sing a stupid song right after you get into a totally serious fight? Wanna twirl your hair and blow bubbles?


Oh dear, I must have left my "I care face" at home. Yeh... *barf* And this doesn't just apply to girls. I've seen guys on here do it, too. Some people have no tact.

 

[roosterboy]

Hey myst . .

can i get twinkies phone number?

 

[Adoratrice]

*Welcome to the Dollhouse*

 

[Savage Kitten]

hey Myst

you think its 4 real or its a charade?

I have to admit acting that way sometimes... not on the board but in certain situations in the real world.... it actually gives me the upper hand... people don't expect much from an airhead... so when i get ready to play my trump card they are totally caught off guard

 

[bluntforcemama]

Hell, it could be an act, but wouldn't it get really boring doing it all the time? I do it when I kickbox, opponents never suspect. What irks me is when the twit posts in the middle of a decent conversation, or a heated topic where people are disagreeing or debating, and then the twink walks in and says, "Hey everybody! Let's sing!" or "Move along" like a traffic cop.

SK... I don't think I could ever believe that you were a twink. Sorry, you've got brains.

 

[Savage Kitten]

SK... I don't think I could ever believe that you were a twink. Sorry, you've got brains.

lol thanks!!! but believe me.... i have fooled quite a lot of people before hehehe


maybe u right.. maybe she isn't an 'undercover' twink.. maybe she has a limited vocabulary.. maybe she learned to talk by listening to songs???.... maybe... just maybe... hmmmm she could be a passivist (sp?? haha).. or.. i know... she's a natural born twink??

haha.. i need to stop... i dunno who u r referring to even hehe

 

[bluntforcemama]

Oh, I'm not referring to anyone specifically... well maybe. Maybe it's just one ghost or something that takes over the body of some poster and makes them post stupid things. Oh, now you've got me going, too....

 

[Savage Kitten]

lol!!

if you can't freakin ghost bash in your own thread then where in the hell can you do it??? hahaha

more Myst PoWeR more!!! hehehe

 

[WriterDom]

Savage Kitten, are those teeth retractable for blow jobs?

 

[bluntforcemama]

Savage Kitten, are those teeth retractable for blow jobs?

Oh man, that ghost just got WD!

 

[Savage Kitten]

I think we need to do an exorcism on the poor man... care to help me tie Him down??? hahaha

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Paranoia!

What Paranoia!?

LOL
You Kickbox, Myst?

Man! Yer Just A Little Thing! I Could Kick Yer Ass

~Laughing So Hard The Twinkie Cream Spurts Outta My Nose~

 

[Texan]

Let's Play....

And I'm cute and perfect and cuddly and giggly and I never have a bad hair day, my makeup is never smudged. I'm cute, right? Can we, like, sing a song? I'm nothing but cream filling, my nick name is Debby's little snack, because I'm a hostess cake, and I can never say anything meaningful or serious. I touch people all the time because I have no respect for their personal space, I make silly assumptions on whatever I want... I mean, totally... like, so totally. I don't have a brain, my head is full of trying to fit in. I think Barbie is like so totally awesome. Now let's all hug and be friends, like, okay? It's okay that you're smart, I don't mind, I'll just ignore it. Want to play in the dollhouse? Want to sing a stupid song right after you get into a totally serious fight? Wanna twirl your hair and blow bubbles?


Oh dear, I must have left my "I care face" at home. Yeh... *barf* And this doesn't just apply to girls. I've seen guys on here do it, too. Some people have no tact.

hahahahaha....... Myst.... that was really funny........

I figured it was an age difference thing that doesn't allow me to understand all the "barbie" talk. I kinda figured there was no one at the door checking ID's. Frankly, I could care less when people want to banter in three word sentences on their own threads. But when they get in the middle of a "good" thread and do that, I get just a little "ticked".

I also have a little problem with how many meaningless threads are started. (not this one, to be sure). I don't like logging on and having to go WAY BACK to find a really good thread that was current only last night or earlier today. This is a semi-public board, so I guess each person will make of it what they want. But, just as in real life, a little common courtesy would be so welcome.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Oh we're all guilty of being twits once in a while, it's better to know when you are being one. Self-awareness is lacking these days.

 

[LordMagicMan]

*raises hand* I'm guilty of being a TWIT....

- sorry needed to go afk for a few *winks*

 

[roosterboy]

So does this bitch twinkie have a damn phone number or not?

Never mind i don't want to talk to anyone who is as stuck up as her anyway!

*walking backwards out of the thread*

 

[bluntforcemama]

So does this bitch twinkie have a damn phone number or not?

Never mind i don't want to talk to anyone who is as stuck up as her anyway!

*walking backwards out of the thread*

Oh God.... my point has just been made!

 

[LordMagicMan]

omg... thats toooo funny

 

[scylis]

*stops staring dreamily at Myst*

whaa?

what point?

where am i?

baaaaah..

*goes back to staring at Myst*

 

[bluntforcemama]

*Bares her teeth and growls*

 

[scylis]

*jumps back and runs and hides behind a big rock, whimpering*

 

[roosterboy]

Your welcome Myst.

Now, for our next act Myst and I will be demonstrating how people who complain too much get on our nerves. Ready Myst?

 

[Guest]

you forgot the phrase..

'Like totally gag me with a spoon'

 

[Morden]

<struts in>

"Some one said there was a problem with a blonde in this thread? I brought a pack of hell hounds I took from Satanus. Maybe they can help."

<grins evilly>

<sounds of tearing and growling in the background>

 

[Savage Kitten]

<struts in>

"Some one said there was a problem with a blonde in this thread? I brought a pack of hell hounds I took from Satanus. Maybe they can help."

<grins evilly>

<sounds of tearing and growling in the background>

mmm a hero in black

*shiverz*