Hey Jack Frost! Fuck off!

sunstruck

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The Cape is NOT supposed to get snow like this. It's supposed to flurry every few weeks then turn to rain and melt away within 24 hours. We are supposed to get one MAYBE two big snow storms in Frebruary and March (we had an Aprils Fools Day storm a few years back that totally kicked our ass) and that's IT! And even that snow is supposed to melt in a few days.

This winter it's snowed almost weekly and for the last month or so the snow has actually STUCK TO THE GROUND! This is unheard of. It must stop now before the snow days kill my sister-in-laws and all the neicefews get dumped over here. I can't have that. There's too many of them. I'll never survive.

So take your winter somewhere else Jack! We don't need your kind here.
 
People, people. God is not Canadian. At least he hasn't been since he moved to Hollywood and started a comedy troupe.

Now who wants to shovel my walkway? I'll bake you cookies!
 
And I cant go to Canada since the incident in 1984.....so....I guess I can freestyle from here on out.
 
Wanna move down here, where, I don't think we've gotten out of the teens in the past 2 weeks.
 
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