Spinaroonie
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Hey guys! I found a realllllly hard intenet test! Let's all take it and see who does
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I scored a ba zillion.
Spinaroonie
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Here are my answers:
1. B
2. A
3. C
4. B
5. B
Quote: C
Explanation:
hay dooderz. This quote means that the guys have maps in map cases. Have you ever tried to fold a map? THAT IS FUCKING HARD! So they have a map case so they only have to roll it up because horses and dogs that they rode on didn't have any glove compartments and to my knowledge didn't have any gloves either! So they marked the places in red. I mark the beer bashes in red on my maps! I GO AND I PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD@ Andrew W.K. is
. So the british are gonna have a mixer and try to score some colonist action. DAMN I WISH I HAD SOME! So anyways, they went and they rode and they all had a good time and then the English and the colonists became friends. The End. P.S. I am not in your class at all. I go to
Responding to literature:
1.
The Character of JOhnny changes when he is bitten by a radioactive spider giving him super powers, like an octopus. He then decides to fight crime in a red costume and calls himself the flash because he likes to show senior citizens his genitals. So this one time he is fighting the Lizard and Venom comes and starts hanging around and Spider man is upset because Venom is evil and they used to be good friends. So he tells venom to be good. Venom says ok and they both start fighting Doc Oc and they send him to jail but he escapes but they don't know that. So then carnage shows up and they're all 'oh shit' and then Captain America comes and he says 'don't worry dudes' and he starts playing air guitar like in Bill and ted's excellent adventu
2.
Johnny's accident was cuased when he was filming a commercial for a chiropractor and had to lift an empty box and pretend to get hurt. So he films the commercial right and he has to do it like 50 times because the director couldn't feel the pain. Johnny was not a good actor. Certainly no Kangaroo Jack. Fuck. That guy can do it all. He sings, he dances... He stole the money... and he's not giving it back. His love is real, but he is not. So anyways, Johnny hurts his back for real on the 51st time, but the director loved it and put that into the commercial, however a week later the chiropractor was arrested for dealing drugs and not being a real chiropractor so the commercial only aired for like five weeks or something. It was sad
3.
The Silver cup was shared by Johnny's mother, Merchant Lyte and Johhny's innocense. They all shared the cup and Merchant Lyte had mono so they all got it. Johnny got really sick and that killed his innocense because they didn't have dimetap back then and so they couldn't really save it. They could've done some surgury I guess but that was too expensive. So Johnny got mono and that really sucks cos then you get really tired and you sleep a lot. There's this fly disease that you get it and it does the same thing. So I guess mono is an American version of that. USA! uSA! USA@ MONO: NEVER FORGET> So anyways, I think some guy might have peed in the cup when they weren't looking so they got more than just mono, but the book doesn't say.
4.
Johnny's pretty blunt about this. He's going to the customers and saying "Dude, I'm ripping you off for this newspaper, big time. It only costs a penny to make and I'm selling it for eight shillings." I guess they dealt with wipwop money back then. Instead of real money like today. Except when they color money that will be super gay. Anyways so he had to deal with this fake money like a lot. It was like dealing with canadian money so he charged them more because he couldn't spend it at the store and buy the Amazing Spiderman #351. Which is really sad because that's a good book. Better than this one, I think. I'm not really too terribly sure. Anyways the paper is a ripoff, they should've gone to cnn.com
5.
James Otis was a bigot. When he said that he was saying that cripples are not real people and by no mean deserve the front parking space at the mall. Being in a wheelchair is hard, I tried it once, it was. Anyways that man should be shot if he didn't get shot in the book and then reshot regardless if he was shot in the book or not shot in the book. Cripples and lamards are people too, kinda. They're not good people, but they're still people. The NCAA should bust a cap in his cracker ass. I saw that on the Shield. Anyways, fighting is stupid cos you can't hit people with chairs in war, and that'd be really cool. You also don't get to wear those really cool Red Jackets. Do you think a thrift store would have one?
6.
After his hand is repaired, Jonny slowly begins the transformation into become Darth Vader. It starts with the hand, see, and he becomes more and more of a robot until he becomes Darth Vader and then Luke kills him. I guess spoilers if you haven't seen it yet. I hope you have. Anyways, so he's gonna have two kids named Luke and Leia and he will send them to the far reaches of the galaxy and then one will kill him with a lightsaber and go "ynoooowwwwwwwwww WHOOM WHOOM WHOOM PSSSHAAWWWWWW" that was cool. If I had a lightsaber, I'd walk around town lightsabering things. I'd like slice stuff. Like fire hydrants and grass. Then I would bring it to school for show and tell and keep it in my cubby hole the rest of the day.
7.
I don't know, considering the price of textbooks, she really could've done well to choose that second thing. I bought two books for three hundred dollars and couldn't sell them back to the Co-op. THis semester I've only bought two of four books I need. So anyways, Esther Roll, who played the mom of J.J. Stokes on Good Times was pretty hot. I mean substantally hot. I mean it gives me happy arm and makes me yell "DYN-O-MITE" when I see her. Ohhhhh baby. Esther Forbes was probably related to Steve Forbes the one time Republican candidate who didn't even make it through the first three primaries. What a loser. The Forbes family is a bunch of losers except for that millionaire thing. The Roll family is really attractive and I hope to snag one.
1. B
2. A
3. C
4. B
5. B
Quote: C
Explanation:
hay dooderz. This quote means that the guys have maps in map cases. Have you ever tried to fold a map? THAT IS FUCKING HARD! So they have a map case so they only have to roll it up because horses and dogs that they rode on didn't have any glove compartments and to my knowledge didn't have any gloves either! So they marked the places in red. I mark the beer bashes in red on my maps! I GO AND I PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD@ Andrew W.K. is
. So the british are gonna have a mixer and try to score some colonist action. DAMN I WISH I HAD SOME! So anyways, they went and they rode and they all had a good time and then the English and the colonists became friends. The End. P.S. I am not in your class at all. I go toResponding to literature:
1.
The Character of JOhnny changes when he is bitten by a radioactive spider giving him super powers, like an octopus. He then decides to fight crime in a red costume and calls himself the flash because he likes to show senior citizens his genitals. So this one time he is fighting the Lizard and Venom comes and starts hanging around and Spider man is upset because Venom is evil and they used to be good friends. So he tells venom to be good. Venom says ok and they both start fighting Doc Oc and they send him to jail but he escapes but they don't know that. So then carnage shows up and they're all 'oh shit' and then Captain America comes and he says 'don't worry dudes' and he starts playing air guitar like in Bill and ted's excellent adventu
2.
Johnny's accident was cuased when he was filming a commercial for a chiropractor and had to lift an empty box and pretend to get hurt. So he films the commercial right and he has to do it like 50 times because the director couldn't feel the pain. Johnny was not a good actor. Certainly no Kangaroo Jack. Fuck. That guy can do it all. He sings, he dances... He stole the money... and he's not giving it back. His love is real, but he is not. So anyways, Johnny hurts his back for real on the 51st time, but the director loved it and put that into the commercial, however a week later the chiropractor was arrested for dealing drugs and not being a real chiropractor so the commercial only aired for like five weeks or something. It was sad
3.
The Silver cup was shared by Johnny's mother, Merchant Lyte and Johhny's innocense. They all shared the cup and Merchant Lyte had mono so they all got it. Johnny got really sick and that killed his innocense because they didn't have dimetap back then and so they couldn't really save it. They could've done some surgury I guess but that was too expensive. So Johnny got mono and that really sucks cos then you get really tired and you sleep a lot. There's this fly disease that you get it and it does the same thing. So I guess mono is an American version of that. USA! uSA! USA@ MONO: NEVER FORGET> So anyways, I think some guy might have peed in the cup when they weren't looking so they got more than just mono, but the book doesn't say.
4.
Johnny's pretty blunt about this. He's going to the customers and saying "Dude, I'm ripping you off for this newspaper, big time. It only costs a penny to make and I'm selling it for eight shillings." I guess they dealt with wipwop money back then. Instead of real money like today. Except when they color money that will be super gay. Anyways so he had to deal with this fake money like a lot. It was like dealing with canadian money so he charged them more because he couldn't spend it at the store and buy the Amazing Spiderman #351. Which is really sad because that's a good book. Better than this one, I think. I'm not really too terribly sure. Anyways the paper is a ripoff, they should've gone to cnn.com
5.
James Otis was a bigot. When he said that he was saying that cripples are not real people and by no mean deserve the front parking space at the mall. Being in a wheelchair is hard, I tried it once, it was
. Anyways that man should be shot if he didn't get shot in the book and then reshot regardless if he was shot in the book or not shot in the book. Cripples and lamards are people too, kinda. They're not good people, but they're still people. The NCAA should bust a cap in his cracker ass. I saw that on the Shield. Anyways, fighting is stupid cos you can't hit people with chairs in war, and that'd be really cool. You also don't get to wear those really cool Red Jackets. Do you think a thrift store would have one?6.
After his hand is repaired, Jonny slowly begins the transformation into become Darth Vader. It starts with the hand, see, and he becomes more and more of a robot until he becomes Darth Vader and then Luke kills him. I guess spoilers if you haven't seen it yet. I hope you have. Anyways, so he's gonna have two kids named Luke and Leia and he will send them to the far reaches of the galaxy and then one will kill him with a lightsaber and go "ynoooowwwwwwwwww WHOOM WHOOM WHOOM PSSSHAAWWWWWW" that was cool. If I had a lightsaber, I'd walk around town lightsabering things. I'd like slice stuff. Like fire hydrants and grass. Then I would bring it to school for show and tell and keep it in my cubby hole the rest of the day.
7.
I don't know, considering the price of textbooks, she really could've done well to choose that second thing. I bought two books for three hundred dollars and couldn't sell them back to the Co-op. THis semester I've only bought two of four books I need. So anyways, Esther Roll, who played the mom of J.J. Stokes on Good Times was pretty hot. I mean substantally hot. I mean it gives me happy arm and makes me yell "DYN-O-MITE" when I see her. Ohhhhh baby. Esther Forbes was probably related to Steve Forbes the one time Republican candidate who didn't even make it through the first three primaries. What a loser. The Forbes family is a bunch of losers except for that millionaire thing. The Roll family is really attractive and I hope to snag one.
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That looks like at least C- work to me.
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Man, I just took that 5th grade test and felt bad because, I didn't know jack. But then I saw it was for a gifted people in 5th grade.
Spinaroonie
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Hey guys, I found that teacher's email address and I sent him my results. He's gonna give me an A soon.
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