Hey Everyone!

[BettyMidnight]

I'll be honest, I forget how I found this site... but wow, am I glad I did!

I'm an erotica writer, hailing from somewhere on the east coast. I like sex. I like to write about sex. And I like to talk about sex.

Oh, my name's Betty Midnight.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

g'day.

 

[Handley_Page]

And a warm welcome to the Hangout

 

[SevenSquared]

Hi there, I'm fairly new too. Things I have learned so far:

1. Most stories you write will get loads of views, loads of votes, but very few comments. Learn to live with it.

2. Most people on the forum claim to like reading about romantic stories, committed relationships and compelling plot lines with the sex being merely a side-story. But two of the most popular categories are Incest and BDSM, so draw your own conclusions.

3. Incest and (to an extent) rape are fine to write about, as long as you never, under any circumstances, hint that 17 year olds might occasionally have sex.

4. If people start posting large spammy jpgs about 'Deluded Fucktards' in your threads, don't take it personally, it's some obscure forum feud that I don't understand yet.

I'll pass more along as I learn

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Hi there, I'm fairly new too. Things I have learned so far:

1. Most stories you write will get loads of views, loads of votes, but very few comments. Learn to live with it.

2. Most people on the forum claim to like reading about romantic stories, committed relationships and compelling plot lines with the sex being merely a side-story. But two of the most popular categories are Incest and BDSM, so draw your own conclusions.

3. Incest and (to an extent) rape are fine to write about, as long as you never, under any circumstances, hint that 17 year olds might occasionally have sex.

4. If people start posting large spammy jpgs about 'Deluded Fucktards' in your threads, don't take it personally, it's some obscure forum feud that I don't understand yet.

I'll pass more along as I learn

... you forgot to mention the Loving Wives trolls ...

 

[SevenSquared]

... you forgot to mention the Loving Wives trolls ...

Ah yes, you're right, although I'm not sure I really understand that yet. Apparently the 'Loving Wives' section is just a euphamism for stories about misogynistic men giving their no-good cheating wives a good slap and sending them back to the kitchen. Is that vaguely right?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Ah yes, you're right, although I'm not sure I really understand that yet. Apparently the 'Loving Wives' section is just a euphamism for stories about misogynistic men giving their no-good cheating wives a good slap and sending them back to the kitchen. Is that vaguely right?

not really, that's the type that roam the hills around them parts.

 

[bronzeage]

Ah yes, you're right, although I'm not sure I really understand that yet. Apparently the 'Loving Wives' section is just a euphamism for stories about misogynistic men giving their no-good cheating wives a good slap and sending them back to the kitchen. Is that vaguely right?

Sometimes, but husbands rarely come out that well on the deal.

For some reason, LW is the place trolls come to leave comments such as "How would you feel if your wife fucked Hitler while you watched?"

 

[TxRad]

Sometimes, but husbands rarely come out that well on the deal.

For some reason, LW is the place trolls come to leave comments such as "How would you feel if your wife fucked Hitler while you watched?"

You know very well that necromancy is not allowed on Lit along with underage and bestiality unless it's a were creature. Anyway, no one is sure where Hitler is buried or even if he is buried.

As to the newbie, welcome to the madhouse of the AH and Lit in general. One word of advice, stay away from the GB (General Board) unless you own a spacesuit or a viral disaster suit.

As for the semi newbie, a belated welcome to you also.

 

[bronzeage]

You know very well that necromancy is not allowed on Lit along with underage and bestiality unless it's a were creature. Anyway, no one is sure where Hitler is buried or even if he is buried.

As to the newbie, welcome to the madhouse of the AH and Lit in general. One word of advice, stay away from the GB (General Board) unless you own a spacesuit or a viral disaster suit.

As for the semi newbie, a belated welcome to you also.

Don't worry, it's a fantasy Hitler, not a real Hitler.

 

[TxRad]

Don't worry, it's a fantasy Hitler, not a real Hitler.

Now, there is a plot bunny if i ever saw one.

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

Don't worry, it's a fantasy Hitler, not a real Hitler.

Wait, fantasy Hitler fucked someone's wife? Was this before or after he golfed with Netanyahu?

(Um, hopefully I'm not the only one forced to sit through various ESPN shows, or else this will seem very odd....)

 

[_Lynn_]

I'll be honest, I forget how I found this site... but wow, am I glad I did!

I'm an erotica writer, hailing from somewhere on the east coast. I like sex. I like to write about sex. And I like to talk about sex.

Oh, my name's Betty Midnight.

Welcome to the AH.

 

[lovecraft68]

You know very well that necromancy is not allowed on Lit along with underage and bestiality unless it's a were creature. Anyway, no one is sure where Hitler is buried or even if he is buried.

As to the newbie, welcome to the madhouse of the AH and Lit in general. One word of advice, stay away from the GB (General Board) unless you own a spacesuit or a viral disaster suit.

As for the semi newbie, a belated welcome to you also.

Necromancy is only speaking to the dead. Why would that be banned? Sure you are not thinking of Necrophelia?

 

[LaBurquette]

I'm new, too...

...so thank you for the tips! And Hi Betty.

 

[Ellafun]

Welcome, Betty, SevenSquared & LaBurquette!

When you get a chance, if you get a chance, you can browse through this thread of "Advice for new Litsters". You might find some handy tips in there!
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=457743&page=16

And as always, the "boobs" photo is not a requirement, but it is always welcomed and appreciated!!!

(Was that worded more to your liking, gentlemen???)

 

[TE999]

Welcome to Betty, Seven and Laburq.

We're a friendly bunch here, so dive right in and meet folks. Some of the threads are on-going like Last, Listening, Naked Party, Blurt, Word Chains, Post Office, Wake Up and the like. They're good places to meet people.

Have fun.

ps: Do not, under any circumstances, visit the General Boards (GB). They will rip your flesh with razor sharp teeth and piss on your shoes. You have been warned.

 

[El Folo]

Also, give me money.

 

[TxRad]

Necromancy is only speaking to the dead. Why would that be banned? Sure you are not thinking of Necrophelia?

Thank you, I knew this old brain was on the fritz but it was close.

 

[estragon]

Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome--no, it's not Cabaret, but it might as well be. Join the fun, watch the trollfights, even post a story or two. And once again the lunatics have taken over the asylum.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hi, Betty and LB. Welcome to Literotica and to the AH in particular. If somebody says you are required to post nude pictures of yourselves, he or she is just joking, but such pictures are always welcome.

Besides Loving Wives and Incest, stories about anal sex attract a lot of readers, and so do stories about somebody's first time. .

I don't know if necrophilia is outlawed or not. I posted one story of a mortician fucking a female body before embalming her, but that was a few years ago for the Halloween Contest. It was okay then, but might not be now.