Her Husbands hard on

[HoHoBomb]

my friends husband has placed my hand on his erection. The first time we were stuffed in the backseat of a car so i thought it was an accident. Second time, we were sitting on the sofa.

I'm supposed to attend this event tonight and she just called to tell me that they were going to give me a ride etc...

How do i handle this situation?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

my friends husband has placed my hand on his erection. The first time we were stuffed in the backseat of a car so i thought it was an accident. Second time, we were sitting on the sofa.

I'm supposed to attend this event tonight and she just called to tell me that they were going to give me a ride etc...

How do i handle this situation?

You slap him.

I'm sorry, but that's absolutely NOT okay.

 

[scrymettet]

grab the balls
crush
repeat if necessary

 

[dolf]

my friends husband has placed my hand on his erection. The first time we were stuffed in the backseat of a car so i thought it was an accident. Second time, we were sitting on the sofa.

I'm supposed to attend this event tonight and she just called to tell me that they were going to give me a ride etc...

How do i handle this situation?

next time he does it, pinch him hard!

like smacking a dog with a paper.

i'd tell her though.

 

[IndieSnob]

.......

 

[CuteKittyCat]

You slap him.

I'm sorry, but that's absolutely NOT okay.

Yeah. Slap him right on the dick.

 

[gaxsa]

sounds like she's in on it, has she never hinted about a threesome?

 

[Purple Haze]

Bring some wet-naps with you...

 

[Randy_Random]

I have to squeeze it every night to drain the fluid off. And you're right, there IS nothing sexy about having a boil lanced.

 

[jimmyfruitloop]

my friends husband has placed my hand on his erection. The first time we were stuffed in the backseat of a car so i thought it was an accident. Second time, we were sitting on the sofa.

I'm supposed to attend this event tonight and she just called to tell me that they were going to give me a ride etc...

How do i handle this situation?

For fuck's sake, I said I was sorry... What more do you want?

 

[DavidJericho]

Some people have the strangest problems in their lives.

 

[HoHoBomb]

You slap him.

I'm sorry, but that's absolutely NOT okay.

it made me feel dirty.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

it made me feel dirty.

Well of course it did! What makes him feel like that's okay? What makes him feel like you're interested?

That's just disgusting.

 

[gaxsa]

it made me feel dirty.

but in what way?

 

[HoHoBomb]

next time he does it, pinch him hard!

like smacking a dog with a paper.

i'd tell her though.

i want to tell her so badly. I am not sure how to approach it because she thinks they are the perfect couple.

 

[IllinoisAngel]

here - borrow my shoes...http://media.kohls.com.edgesuite.net/is/image/kohls/171842?wid=400&hei=400&op_sharpen=1

insert heel rapidly and forcefully into nutsack. when he bends over, grab his ears and bring his head down into your knee. again, swiftly and forcefully. I think he'll quit

 

[Liontamr]

So.. he sits in the back seat with you instead of up front with his wife?

The wife doesn't find that itself strange? I'd almost wonder if she was in on it..

I'm with Dolf in her thinking.. pinch hard and in not such a nice way.. Then tell the wife about it and go from there.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

i want to tell her so badly. I am not sure how to approach it because she thinks they are the perfect couple.

You just have to tell her... tell her you're not comfortable sitting next to him... tell her why.

It is not a good-friend thing to do to allow her to live in her happy bubble, when you are being exploited for the sake of that bubble.

 

[MechaBlade]

my friends husband has placed my hand on his erection. The first time we were stuffed in the backseat of a car so i thought it was an accident. Second time, we were sitting on the sofa.

I'm supposed to attend this event tonight and she just called to tell me that they were going to give me a ride etc...

How do i handle this situation?

Well, next time he does it, you take your hand, unzip his zipper, pull his dick out and suck on it until he ejaculates (aka "cums" as the kids are calling it today). Afterwards you say, "Thanks, I needed that!" and clean off your face, unless he doesn't allow you to do so.

However, if you want to remain good friends with said friend and/or are not attracted to this man, you wait until you are alone with the friend and tell her what happened.

A third option if you don't really like the friend but don't want to break up her marriage, or you think you so damn fucking hot that you're the only one he'd do this to, is to wait until you are alone with him again, and tell him that his "flirting" better stop because you're never going to fuck him and you're going to tell his wife if he tries anything close to that again.

 

[HoHoBomb]

sounds like she's in on it, has she never hinted about a threesome?

she is sort of uptight. One of our friends fucked a guy at one of their parties and she threw away the sheets.

 

[dolf]

i want to tell her so badly. I am not sure how to approach it because she thinks they are the perfect couple.

odds are it'll ruin your friendship.
sad but true.

but you can't just leave this how it is...if he gets away with doing this then he'll try something worse.

 

[Hairgrip]

sounds like she's in on it, has she never hinted about a threesome?

twat







if it makes you feel dirty and you are not comfortable and you do not wish to be assaulted like this then you need to work out how to react next time. I think i would respond loudly saying "excuse me!" and go from there.

 

[John Doe]

it made me feel dirty.

So you liked it? She says they're going to give you a "ride", so I say ride him hard and put him away wet, then lick her all over.

 

[HoHoBomb]

So.. he sits in the back seat with you instead of up front with his wife?

The wife doesn't find that itself strange? I'd almost wonder if she was in on it..

I'm with Dolf in her thinking.. pinch hard and in not such a nice way.. Then tell the wife about it and go from there.

she was in the backseat also.

 

[Image]

I'd make sure he knows it's not OK and if it dares to happen again you'll scream it to the world...

It isn't OK but there's this weird thing that happens between couples and you'll end up being the enemy. He'll figure a way to explain himself out of it and you'll end up being the bad guy. He'll swear that you were the seducer or some such crap...