help with shaving

*snip*

Don't work as a hotel housekeeper then.

*shudders*

*snip*

Or as a cleaner for rental units. You really don't want to know where pubic hairs end up.

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Keroin, is there anything that you haven't done for a living? Well... is there anything legal you haven't done for a living?
 
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Or as a cleaner for rental units. You really don't want to know where pubic hairs end up.

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Keroin, is there anything that you haven't done for a living? Well... is there anything legal you haven't done for a living?

*shudder* I can imagine. I read an article written by a journalist who did cleaning work for the purposes of journalism for a while...and some of the things she found made me be very thankful and appreciative of cleaning services.

And humans do shed like cats and dogs. It's just not as noticable because we don't shed near as much, and our hair is generally finer. But we do shed.

I know my HEAD sheds a lot. With hair as thick as mine, I might as well have a dog!!
 
Or as a cleaner for rental units. You really don't want to know where pubic hairs end up.

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Keroin, is there anything that you haven't done for a living? Well... is there anything legal you haven't done for a living?

Ummmm...nope.

:D

Funny, I was out with my girlfriends one night and a new person was tagging along with us. She asked me, "So what do you do for a living?"

One of my friends replied, "Ask her what she doesn't do, it's quicker."

LOL.
 
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Keroin, is there anything that you haven't done for a living? Well... is there anything legal you haven't done for a living?

Ummmm...nope.

:D

Funny, I was out with my girlfriends one night and a new person was tagging along with us. She asked me, "So what do you do for a living?"

One of my friends replied, "Ask her what she doesn't do, it's quicker."

LOL.

Hey Kerion....off the thread topic but I've got one you might not have done???

Professional Wrestler....;)
 
I wish to add an exception to this rule, for those men with mats on their back. Is kinda gross, particularly in public swimming pools XP

Which are already pretty gross, I readily admit...but that doesn't mean I want a wet-back-mat reminder walking around...

it's really not the visuals that end up putting me off of very hair men...it's the prospect of finding their body hair all over the place XP

I don't know why that grosses me out and dog/cat hair doesn't, though. Loose people hair in general kind grosses me out.

<---is strange.

I know my HEAD sheds a lot. With hair as thick as mine, I might as well have a dog!!
So.... does the hair on your own head gross you out? Do you shave/wax it to avoid clogging the drain at home, or making a mess in the pool?


I suspect that I don't have enough body hair to get Kybele all hot & bothered, but I do have moderate-to-smattering + trail. Chances of me shaving or waxing because one or more females are grossed out by the human body in its natural form are zero and none. And honestly, I have to wonder about the self-esteem of someone who would.

Of course, it's possible that the OP craves a fem look or has some reason other than self-loathing for wanting to do this. That's why I asked. I'm interested to know.
 
So.... does the hair on your own head gross you out? Do you shave/wax it to avoid clogging the drain at home, or making a mess in the pool?


I suspect that I don't have enough body hair to get Kybele all hot & bothered, but I do have moderate-to-smattering + trail. Chances of me shaving or waxing because one or more females are grossed out by the human body in its natural form are zero and none. And honestly, I have to wonder about the self-esteem of someone who would.

Of course, it's possible that the OP craves a fem look or has some reason other than self-loathing for wanting to do this. That's why I asked. I'm interested to know.

Yes, because clearly having an aversion to something means I'm some sort of hair-phobic spaz :rolleyes:

If loose hair on my head gets wet and clings to my legs or something when I'm showering, it bothers me. Cleaning it out of the drain makes me grimace a bit. It is not something that OCD-grosses me out. I tend to just try not to think about it in a situation where it might bother me (like a pool).

My boyfriend is a relatively hairy man (nothing like Mr. Hair Shirt pictured above, though :p) and it doesn't particularly bother me. I certainly wouldn't expect him to start shaving himself to appease me, although I do appreciate not having to pick pubes out of my teeth. A measure of body hair IS hot. A bare-chested man is just weird. Like, did they even hit puberty??? But that doesn't mean that a man THAT hairy doesn't make me think of little hairs floating around in all the places I don't like to find them.
 
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A bare-chested man is just weird. Like, did they even hit puberty???
That's how I feel about bare cunts. They're just creepy as hell to me.

But that's not how I feel about bare female underarms. I see them as "natural," because bare describes 99.9% of all the female underarms I've ever seen.

Year after year, the "personal care" industry expands the realm of its victories. Spreading the ewwww, gross meme over the natural human form.
 
I suspect that I don't have enough body hair to get Kybele all hot & bothered, but I do have moderate-to-smattering + trail. Chances of me shaving or waxing because one or more females are grossed out by the human body in its natural form are zero and none. And honestly, I have to wonder about the self-esteem of someone who would.

Like... the majority of women in America?
 
Well, from a medical standpoint, there are advantages to a lack of hair. Bacteria just LOVE to harbor up in and under hair. A great way to contaminate an incision is to have a big wad of hair flop into it. Not to mention that a hairless area is a bit easier to keep clean. I absolutely INSIST on being shaved when cycling. It's just so much cleaner.
 
Hey Kerion....off the thread topic but I've got one you might not have done???

Professional Wrestler....;)

I bet she has, just didn't get paid!!!

Weeeeellll…

I actually trained with WWF and luchadores wrestlers, back in the day. And I did a full on pro-wrestling scene in Scary Movie 3 (it was left on the cutting room floor, don’t bother looking for it), in red underwear and a leopard print bra…in a fountain…in downtown Vancouver…in the middle of the afternoon.

/non-hair related rant
 
Weeeeellll…

I actually trained with WWF and luchadores wrestlers, back in the day. And I did a full on pro-wrestling scene in Scary Movie 3 (it was left on the cutting room floor, don’t bother looking for it), in red underwear and a leopard print bra…in a fountain…in downtown Vancouver…in the middle of the afternoon.

/non-hair related rant

ZOMIGOD YOU'RE AMAZING :eek: *grovels in the splendor of your awesomeness*

*snort* mahahaha. that sounded really corny-retarded.
 
You can try and electric one. They get pretty close now, don't need foam, are fast, and last longer. But maybe not use it in the shower.
 
Nanny?



This. I don't care how it looks, and K likes it not matter what, but blood and hair and all that is just flat out nasty. And itchy.

Then there's that. And until a man gets a nice big wad of clotted blood and menstrual fluid caught in his pubic hair that keeps trying to stick to sanitary pad, in the middle of the day, at work... well, everyone is allowed their opinion.

And on the flip side of things, hormone replacement therapy doesn't keep the lower cleft nearly as moist as an ovary or two. That can be bad enough all on it's own when you hit an extra dry day. Add to that a pubic hair flipped in the wrong direction and you might as well be grinding on a rough cut 4x4 without your knickers.

(Besides, the sensations are way more enhanced when it comes to playing with the outside. Who'da thunk there were so many sensitive nerves there?!? :rolleyes:)


Ok, back to the 'What Hasn't Kerion Done For A Living' game...
Hmmmm. Oil rig worker!
 
no way. I'm going to be a judgemental, bigoted bitch about this. I loathe it when men shave their bodies. I adore hair on a man. the more the better.



no way! again! it's not gross! it's fucking hot! though he has to be pretty big. a stick insect type guy can't carry it off.

can we post hairy man porn?

http://www.infoniac.com/uimg/sexy-hairy-man.jpg

I'd love to meet this guy.

:D Heh, I think Mr's about that hairy. It was new for me, but I adore it now, it's all snuggly and comforting.
 
I suspect that I don't have enough body hair to get Kybele all hot & bothered, but I do have moderate-to-smattering + trail. Chances of me shaving or waxing because one or more females are grossed out by the human body in its natural form are zero and none. And honestly, I have to wonder about the self-esteem of someone who would.
.

please feel free to post of PM me pics to see how hot or bothered I can get :)

Well, from a medical standpoint, there are advantages to a lack of hair. Bacteria just LOVE to harbor up in and under hair. A great way to contaminate an incision is to have a big wad of hair flop into it. Not to mention that a hairless area is a bit easier to keep clean. I absolutely INSIST on being shaved when cycling. It's just so much cleaner.

yeah, only if it's dirty though and waxing and shaving can cause skin irritation too. And again, it's only actually clean if it is clean, just like hairy skin

:D Heh, I think Mr's about that hairy. It was new for me, but I adore it now, it's all snuggly and comforting.

I love stroking body hair. it's like a silky pelt. I find it hugely relaxing. Also, I love how hairy genitals capture the musk of sex....
 
Weeeeellll…

I actually trained with WWF and luchadores wrestlers, back in the day. And I did a full on pro-wrestling scene in Scary Movie 3 (it was left on the cutting room floor, don’t bother looking for it), in red underwear and a leopard print bra…in a fountain…in downtown Vancouver…in the middle of the afternoon.

/non-hair related rant

Very cool...I trained with the WCW back in the day and worked on weekends for a few years in my younger days!!!!!
 
Avon

Try the Avon Skin so Soft hair removal creams...they work GREAT for most any part of your body, they even have one for facial hair!!!!
 
Um ok.

I have periods and I have full, natural pubic hair and I have zero problems.

Why? Because years and years ago I bought one of these woman-friendly, bank-balance-friendly, earth-friendly gizmos, and I've never looked back. I could NEVER now contemplate going back to tampons or pads.

http://www.mooncup.co.uk/
 
Um ok.

I have periods and I have full, natural pubic hair and I have zero problems.

Why? Because years and years ago I bought one of these woman-friendly, bank-balance-friendly, earth-friendly gizmos, and I've never looked back. I could NEVER now contemplate going back to tampons or pads.

http://www.mooncup.co.uk/

Those only work if you can use an insertable. My insides were built wrong for those, and god knows i tried.:rolleyes:
 
Um ok.

I have periods and I have full, natural pubic hair and I have zero problems.

Why? Because years and years ago I bought one of these woman-friendly, bank-balance-friendly, earth-friendly gizmos, and I've never looked back. I could NEVER now contemplate going back to tampons or pads.

http://www.mooncup.co.uk/

And they're also unavailable in the US :p Although I'm sure somewhere here sells something similar. They do look interesting, but I'm not sure they'd work for me (if I was still having periods; IUD ftw). My flow is usually rather heavy, and I'm at the university most of my day so having to rinse it out in a public toilet would probably be unappreciated by my classmates.
 
And they're also unavailable in the US :p Although I'm sure somewhere here sells something similar. They do look interesting, but I'm not sure they'd work for me (if I was still having periods; IUD ftw). My flow is usually rather heavy, and I'm at the university most of my day so having to rinse it out in a public toilet would probably be unappreciated by my classmates.

I used to use mine when I worked in an office with other people. You just empty it straight into the toilet and wipe it with toilet paper and reinsert, then give your hands a wash. Rinse it when you get home.

This is a similar product available in the USA

http://www.divacup.com/

(if I was still having periods; IUD ftw)

What does "ftw" mean, please?
 
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