Help! I'm Stuck in a Revolving Door and Can't Get Out!

[Naughty n Nice]

Help! I'm Stuck in a Revolving Door and I Can't Get Out!

I wanted to start this thread in honor of CasuallySweet because she is such a honey!

Get it? Sweet as honey?

She thought up this thread name after someone eloquently told me not to let the door hit me in the ass on the way out.

Like I always say, laugh or cry baby, laugh or cry.

So I made an ass out of myself.

It's not the first time and it won't be the last time.

I thought it would be fun if people would share other little quips that make you giggle and why.

Not necessarily at someone else's expense.

 

[Guest]

fuck im blinded by the colors of your post
not by the brilliance of your mind
na na na na na report me to laurel
bebe

 

[Naughty n Nice]

Look, I started this thread for a friend of mine. If you still want to rake me over the coals, you know where to find the rake and the coals.

bright enough for you?

 

[Guest]

hope your ass dont get stuck in the door
you ever leave literotica?
dim bebe dim

 

[Naughty n Nice]

*whistling*

 

[Guest]

u still here


Lit Is My Vice!!!

Registered: Aug 2002
Location: MA/NH
Posts: 2342
Last day on Lit.....
Well folks, it appears that Laurel doesn't plan on doing anything about celtic's vile post on page 2 of "Naughty's Hiding Place". She did make a comment in PGE's thread regarding posting pm's, and she deleted the pm I had posted. Ok, fine, I didn't realize it was against the rules, I don't have a problem with it. However, she didn't do squat about the following post made by celtic:

To all but NnN I apologize for what I am about to say.
NnN You put the pm I sent on PGEs thread and she didn't do anything to you. I am the one that sent you the PM. You did tell her that I was cyber fucking here at LIt . Why I have no idea. You don't even know me. What you did is sick and vile. I didn't want to post for all of lit to see what you did and tried to keep it private, but you put the pm on PGEs' thread and acted like what you have done is no big deal and long past. Last night and this morning is not long past for one and what you did is totally fucked up. You are sick and in need of psychiatric help. I sthat how you get your jollies? By causing problems with people? From looking at some other threads you have invaded it appears so. It turns out PGEs thread isnt the first time you have caused probs. I said it before and I am saying it again. You don't know me and have NO RIGHT to tell PGEs I cyber behind her back you stupid fucking wacko bitch. FUCK with me again and tell lies to her like that. Well, you can't because she blocked you on her phone, and on her email so that part is taken care of. Accuse me again, this time do it to my face so to speak. Come on tell me I cyber behind PGEs back you told her this you bitch tell me fucking who you fucking CUNT. Yeah OMG I used cuss words, if you were a man I would punch you in the mouth, but I dont hit women even when they aren't even close to being a lady. So, go ahead and play sweet innocent for all these people and maybe some you have fooled you vile fucking creature, but you don't fool me and a lot of others. So, come on bitch who do I cyber with tell me.

I'm sorry, but something is definately wrong here. Unless she does something about this today, I'm not coming back to Lit. So if any of you are as ticked about this as I am, I ask that you, too, contact Laurel.

Thanks


watch out for your ass and the door

 

[Ladybird]

Hey NnN... this is a great idea for a thread.

I post on Aussies mostly... and there are so many quips (cos Aussies are renown practical jokers) that it's hard to remember one in particular.

I think the person there with the dryest sense of humour is Orlanth. Some of the little one liners that he comes out with are fabulous. I'm going to go back to the thread now, and look for some examples of his humour. When I find them, I'll come back here and post them, so that you can all share.

One suggestion NnN... you're started this thread as a 'feel good, warm and fuzzy' thread, which I'm sure everyone will welcome. So if you have any negative posts... ignore them. I love the way you simply whistled in your last post... that in itself was a cute quip.

And to ass kicker... go kick your own..

 

[Naughty n Nice]

Look, stop playing "do as I say and not as I do" and back off. Everyone else has put this horrible day behind them, so why don't you. After all, you're just showing what an ass wipe an ass kicker can be.

 

[Ladybird]

u still here......
watch out for your ass and the door

I don't know WHO you are, but I do know WHAT you are, and that's a coward.

If you have a legitimate problem with this thread, then please post under your own name.

What you are doing is childish, I'd pick your age though to be about 23... would that be right, precious?

 

[Guest]

here i am to wipe up your dribbles

 

[Naughty n Nice]

Hey NnN... this is a great idea for a thread.

I post on Aussies mostly... and there are so many quips (cos Aussies are renown practical jokers) that it's hard to remember one in particular.

I think the person there with the dryest sense of humour is Orlanth. Some of the little one liners that he comes out with are fabulous. I'm going to go back to the thread now, and look for some examples of his humour. When I find them, I'll come back here and post them, so that you can all share.

One suggestion NnN... you're started this thread as a 'feel good, warm and fuzzy' thread, which I'm sure everyone will welcome. So if you have any negative posts... ignore them. I love the way you simply whistled in your last post... that in itself was a cute quip.

And to ass kicker... go kick your own..

Awww thank you Ladybird. You are a good friend. I can't wait to see what you come back from 'Aussie' with.

 

[Guest]

I don't know WHO you are, but I do know WHAT you are, and that's a coward.

If you have a legitimate problem with this thread, then please post under your own name.

What you are doing is childish, I'd pick your age though to be about 23... would that be right, precious?

nice try

Naughty n Nice sholdnt of said shit about laurel on the GB

 

[Naughty n Nice]

here i am to wipe up your dribbles

Very clever unskilled, very clever indeed.

 

[Naughty n Nice]

nice try

Naughty n Nice sholdnt of said shit about laurel on the GB

Laurel is a big girl who can fight her own battles. She chose not to fight this one, so there's no reason why you should.

 

[Naughty n Nice]

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[Guest]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?threadid=113327&perpage=25&pagenumber=1


sorry would be nice to laurel

 

[Ladybird]

Hey... NnN, it's just occurred to me... you have your own troll!!

Huh... and I've been here 12 months, and still don't have one. Who do I have to sleep with to get one??

 

[Naughty n Nice]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?threadid=113327&perpage=25&pagenumber=1


sorry would be nice to laurel

You idiot, I already sent her a pm apologizing, so buzz off.

 

[Guest]

You idiot, I already sent her a pm apologizing, so buzz off.

tell that to the GB
then i go away

 

[Naughty n Nice]

Just shows who the better person is. I am capable of realizing when I've messed up, and can apologize for that mess up.

 

[Guest]

tell that to the GB
then i go away

 

[Naughty n Nice]

tell that to the GB
then i go away

You want me to make a deal with you? Hell no! Especially since the gb had nothing to do with it. The only reason the gb got involved is because Laurel needed you henchmen to attack me. I don't owe any of them an apology. If you want so badly for them to know, you can cut and paste my above comment.

 

[Naughty n Nice]

I'M SORRY

CS I am so sorry that he is ruining your thread. I was hoping you'd wake up to find a nice thread in your honor. I should have known better.

 

[Guest]

You want me to make a deal with you? Hell no! Especially since the gb had nothing to do with it. The only reason the gb got involved is because Laurel needed you henchmen to attack me. I don't owe any of them an apology. If you want so badly for them to know, you can cut and paste my above comment.

done

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?threadid=113723

 

[Ladybird]

done

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?threadid=113723

And now it's my turn.

You are one sorry piece of shit.