Lord Pmann
Lord
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- Mar 12, 2012
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Now, I'm normally one to shy away from drama. I certainly don’t like watching drama between couples unfold in public; it makes me uncomfortable. That’s just not who I am. 
However, it’s very hard to look at anything online without seeing some Depp/Heard drama.
Now, everyone seems to love Johnny Depp and be on his side. When I first started hearing this, I thought people must be wrong because he seems like the ass of a donkey. Also, Amber Heard is easy on the eyes and… okay, that’s it. It’s enough reason for me to want to side with her. But then I saw some of the exchanges between the two… Johnny was quite clever and charming, some would say reminiscent of Lord Pmann. Some would say that.
Then I started seeing some of her testimony. She’s not the most eloquent. Nor is she likable. Nor is she believable. And she shit in his bed.
🛏 Now I’m not judgy. I mean, who among us hasn’t shit in SOMEONE’S bed? Our own? A friend’s? A lover’s?
HOWEVER, I figure I may be going easy on her because of her pretty face and impeccable fashion. Her stylist is on point. Although she did wear one outfit that looked like something from Kim Jong Un’s closet. She still looked hot as hell, but a North Korean dictator look may not be the sympathetic appeal for which she’s trying.
On a more serious note… this sucks balls for both of them. Imagine if your shittiest behaviour (
) was literally broadcast on every social media outlet for the world to see. Recorded. On blast. Everyone judging your every move. Taking sides.
Furthermore, TRY to imagine for a moment, if Lit was a place where people blasted their drama out there for the world to see. Like if two people liked each other and it went south, then they acted like cunts to one another. Maybe some of it leaked onto the boards. Maybe some people took sides. What if someone made a passive aggressive post in the Dear Lister thread or posted James Blunt music in the What Are You Listening To thread?
Let’s discuss.
However, it’s very hard to look at anything online without seeing some Depp/Heard drama.Now, everyone seems to love Johnny Depp and be on his side. When I first started hearing this, I thought people must be wrong because he seems like the ass of a donkey. Also, Amber Heard is easy on the eyes and… okay, that’s it. It’s enough reason for me to want to side with her. But then I saw some of the exchanges between the two… Johnny was quite clever and charming, some would say reminiscent of Lord Pmann. Some would say that.
Then I started seeing some of her testimony. She’s not the most eloquent. Nor is she likable. Nor is she believable. And she shit in his bed.
🛏 Now I’m not judgy. I mean, who among us hasn’t shit in SOMEONE’S bed? Our own? A friend’s? A lover’s?HOWEVER, I figure I may be going easy on her because of her pretty face and impeccable fashion. Her stylist is on point. Although she did wear one outfit that looked like something from Kim Jong Un’s closet. She still looked hot as hell, but a North Korean dictator look may not be the sympathetic appeal for which she’s trying.
On a more serious note… this sucks balls for both of them. Imagine if your shittiest behaviour (
) was literally broadcast on every social media outlet for the world to see. Recorded. On blast. Everyone judging your every move. Taking sides. Furthermore, TRY to imagine for a moment, if Lit was a place where people blasted their drama out there for the world to see. Like if two people liked each other and it went south, then they acted like cunts to one another. Maybe some of it leaked onto the boards. Maybe some people took sides. What if someone made a passive aggressive post in the Dear Lister thread or posted James Blunt music in the What Are You Listening To thread?
Let’s discuss.
toilet whenever possible.
