Help! I am inexperienced.

[p_p_man]

I have this sort of long pipe attached to a couple of round things hanging between my legs. Sometimes it is soft and sometimes it is hard.

When it is soft I pee-pee out of it.

What do with it when it's hard?

 

[Guest]

Well....ya really want me to show ya?







<Licking lips.>

 

[p_p_man]

<flees from post>

 

[Guest]

Damn. No one likes playing with me.

 

[TygerEyez]

*holds out her board games* I'll play!!

Parcheesie, Chess, Checkers... Twister...????

 

[Guest]

Twister may get us in trouble. lol Can we invite Renny?

 

[Rubyfruit]

P P, if you're older than 12 you know damn well what to do with it!

Ruby

 

[Renegade]

I'm up for a game of twister. Just don't try to grab the change from my pockets.

 

[xzchief]

Damn. No one likes playing with me.

I'll play Twister. Now let me think...that's the game with the ladders and the chutes, right?

 

[Guest]

I'll grab something else!

 

[SadnonMage]

Twister with Tiggs

I'll grab something else!

Is this going to be clothing optional?

SM

 

[Guest]

Hell yeah it is!

 

[xzchief]

Clothing's optional?

I was told clothing was banned during Lit Twister.

 

[Guest]

Even better.

 

[Starfish]

Damn. No one likes playing with me.

I think he thought you were going to try and eat his man sausage.

 

[Guest]

Well, I wouldn't chew though. ~sigh~ I just need to play with some penis. It's been since the weekend before Halloween now. I NEED PENIS! lol

 

[Renegade]

Me too. Uh, that is.... *looks around* What?!

 

[Starfish]

*runs from thread*
*yells back at you guys*....

Just can't handle the thought of Ren with an extra cock in his posession.

 

[Renegade]

It'd be double the fun and double the pleasure.

 

[Guest]