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[Icey*Fire]

OMG that cartoon was so funny...still laughing....

I didn't find this boring at all wood...keep it up..

 

[Ammo44]

I agree with Kat...on the cartoon and the thread!!!

 

[yourdestonie]

yeah...I heard about that....something about "paying" the landlord?

Yeah but that is at the end of the month. LOL my land lord came by then to borrow some money from me. Can you believe that?

 

[kayte]

okay...I'm back.

Here's a question that I've had in the back of my mind for a long time.

For all those couples out there:

Ladies, what do you all do when you catch your husband checking out the women at the store? Do they do it subtley or is it obvious that they are staring.

Here's the reason I ask. We were at the store and I'm a people watcher. I don't care what the person looks like, whether they are male or female, old or young. I look at people to see who they are and what they are doing. I've been caught so many times that my wife is used to it and rarely comments.

We had a conversation once about it and I asked her if she ever checked out the guys and she said yes...of course.

Why is it okay that the ladies do it and not the guys?

I have always believed it is acceptable to peruse the menu.

Reminds me of a time I was at the State Fair with a man I was seeing. We were both people watchers. There was a real 'hunk' walking toward me, just to my left, I watched him, I stopped walking and followed him with my eyes as he walked by. I had turned 180 degrees to watch his ass and I then busted out laughing as my friend was checking out a hot gal on his side. We were both hysterical.

 

[kayte]

Yeah but that is at the end of the month. LOL my land lord came by then to borrow some money from me. Can you believe that?

Hmmm, you going to explain that one at all?

 

[yourdestonie]

Hmmm, you going to explain that one at all?

Well at this time I'm the only renter she has that will pay on time. and she just went in debt to buy a condo at Myrtle beach. So she was broke and needed to borrow some money. I told her to just take it off next months rent.

 

[kayte]

Good night Y'all. Sweet dreams to all of you. I am off to bed.

 

[kayte]

Good mornng Y'all!!!!

Making the coffee, getting the sweet tea, muffins, bagels, krispy kremes and fresh fruit out.

Have a Marvelous Monday!!!

 

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[kayte]

Could someone pllleeeeeaaaaaaaaaaseeeee tell me what Claudette is doing? We're getting conflicting stories from these morons down here. From what I see, the storm has started to track more northerly than westerly. If that's so, a bunch of people just wasted bunches of money on plywood and water.

I don't think we'll even get any rain from this. Friggin drought going on and I'm so far in hell that a hurricane wont even help.

Anyone got a glass of ice-water? I'll give ya a dollar for it.

Passing you a pitcher of ice water. ((((((Wood)))))) Good to see you my friend.

It sure looks like it isn't moving. It isn't organized enough. Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers.

 

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[kayte]

Thanks Babe. MMmmmmmmm good water too. It dont taste like the weak-ass-Rio Grande-cess-pool-water-wanna-believe-crap here. Mmmmmmmmm

Glad you like it darlin'. How many days now, 30?

 

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[kayte]

Oh no babes.....27 days from today I will be checking into the hotel with a loaded truck, a van full of people and a heart full of good intentions.

And you will have the warm thoughts of all of those of us who know you from Lit rooting for you and your family and the trip.

 

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[kayte]

now if I can just figure out how to get laid on the trip over, everything will be smashing!

Hmm... and do you want to explain why that would be a problem? Or, am I getting too personal?

 

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[kayte]

Three dogs, one cat, a 11, 16, and 17 year old kids. One van, one moving truck and one motel room all the way there. Private moments will be limited to maybe the shower or time that we can sneak off.

Of course there is the whole fantasy thing of getting some action at a adult video arcade. Maybe we can do that one evening.

Oh my!!! I think getting laid on that trip will be a fantasy!!!! Good luck.

How many days is the trip?

 

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[kayte]

http://www.catweasel.org/tasteless/images/cartoon01.jpg

tasteless joke of the day

It sure is, so why am I chuckling?

 

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[kayte]

no doubt sweetie!


Three days so far. Depends on traffic conditions though.

Ahhh, but think of the story you could write if you do manage to get laid while on the road?

 

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[kayte]

either way I can always write about it...truth or fantasy that is.

I am sure you can.

 

[Stick56]

Three dogs, one cat, a 11, 16, and 17 year old kids. One van, one moving truck and one motel room all the way there. Private moments will be limited to maybe the shower or time that we can sneak off.

Of course there is the whole fantasy thing of getting some action at a adult video arcade. Maybe we can do that one evening.

Wood, don't forget about rest areas, lol.