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[~Elizabeth~]

Wood, I have to thank you for one of the best laughs I have had all night and I really needed it. Some pretty interesting facts you posted there too. LOL


Elizabeth

 

[cookiejar]

ROFL...I love this thread!! Keep it up funnyman...

 

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[kayte]

wow....I did this all by mistake. Aint that the best kind though?

Thanks guys and I just might keep this thing alive!!!

Good morning {{{{wood}}}} It certainly can be. Hope you have a wonderful weekend.

 

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[Stick56]

Great thread Wood!lmao

 

[kayte]

Mornin sweetie.

I really dont know what to do with this...maybe something will cum to me a bit later!

Crossing my fingers for you.

 

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[yourdestonie]

hmmmmmmmmmmm

wood last night you were just typing what ever come to mind go with that it worked your so funny. Maybe we could all post a joke some times too. ((((hugs))))

 

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[yourdestonie]

Okay...here's something for everyone to think about. It might not be funny, but maybe a bit worthwhile:

For years I've heard the notion that size isn't everything. Being somewhat endowed, I dont worry about it that much. But since gaining access to the internet, size qualifications are everywhere.

You see pictures of guys with these emormous schlongs and women that can "take it all". Then when you talk in chat or in a message board, one of the first things you hear is how women are so enuthiastic about a man with skill versus a whale size pussy-pounder.

The guys all brag that they have John Holmes sized women pleasures, yet the national average is only 6 inches long.

I have come to this conclusion:

The men in this world have two sizes of penis. The first size group is 9 inches or longer (and remarkable as big around as a beer can). The second size group has a penis that will barely reach lengths that are measurable.

Me...I must be a freak of nature. Mine, on a good day, doesnt reach that magical lenght of +9 inches. Yet at the same time I would hardly qualify for the short penis group.

Here are some facts.


How big is the average erect penis?
6.0 inches (15 cm.)
[again, this is really a median.]
Almost 90percent of men fall within the range of 5 to 7 inches in legnth.

What was the biggest erect penis ever measured? 13 inches (33 cm.)
Robert Latou Dickinson, one of this century's first science oriented sex researchers, reported that he had personally measured an erect penis thet was a bit over 13 inches. [this is quit unusual.

Well talking abut size its been my experience most men lie, one way or the other. the well endowed ones say their adverage and the ones that brag about how much they have are not endowed. However it makes no difference how endowed you are if you still haven't read the opperators manuel.

 

[yourdestonie]

Must be too early in the morning Tonie....all I can think about is coffee, smokes and that first trip to the potty. Man...thinking about that is almost like overwhelming. I guess it's my age showing through, but a good bathroom break means so much these days. I guess I'm trying to deny the fact that one morning I'll go and nothing will happen. I'll just sit there with this stupid look on my face and "why the fuck is this not working today".

anyone else wonder about this as much as I do?

just remember when your talking about age I got you beat. so go easy on us old gals. We don't have the cant go thing we get the can't stop going thing.

 

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[kayte]

Okay...here's something for everyone to think about. It might not be funny, but maybe a bit worthwhile:

For years I've heard the notion that size isn't everything. Being somewhat endowed, I dont worry about it that much. But since gaining access to the internet, size qualifications are everywhere.

You see pictures of guys with these emormous schlongs and women that can "take it all". Then when you talk in chat or in a message board, one of the first things you hear is how women are so enuthiastic about a man with skill versus a whale size pussy-pounder.

The guys all brag that they have John Holmes sized women pleasures, yet the national average is only 6 inches long.

I have come to this conclusion:

The men in this world have two sizes of penis. The first size group is 9 inches or longer (and remarkable as big around as a beer can). The second size group has a penis that will barely reach lengths that are measurable.

Me...I must be a freak of nature. Mine, on a good day, doesnt reach that magical lenght of +9 inches. Yet at the same time I would hardly qualify for the short penis group.

Here are some facts.


How big is the average erect penis?
6.0 inches (15 cm.)
[again, this is really a median.]
Almost 90percent of men fall within the range of 5 to 7 inches in legnth.

What was the biggest erect penis ever measured? 13 inches (33 cm.)
Robert Latou Dickinson, one of this century's first science oriented sex researchers, reported that he had personally measured an erect penis thet was a bit over 13 inches. [this is quit unusual.

Thanks for the info. OUCH!!!!! for that 13 incher as well as the other very well endowed men.

Six-Seven inches is just fine. Especially when it used so very well.

 

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[kayte]

Well talking abut size its been my experience most men lie, one way or the other. the well endowed ones say their adverage and the ones that brag about how much they have are not endowed. However it makes no difference how endowed you are if you still haven't read the opperators manuel.

Precisely!!!!!!

 

[kayte]

just remember when your talking about age I got you beat. so go easy on us old gals. We don't have the cant go thing we get the can't stop going thing.

As I do you!!!! In the age department.

 

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[kayte]

Did you know that the average rectum is only 11 to 13 inches deep? Guess that dispels the rumour of taking a baseball bat sized porker up the backside.

Definite OUCHIE !!!!


At least not more than once. You won't survive it.

 

[yourdestonie]

Holy Shit!!!!! There's a operater's manual?

How come no one ever told me? All I know to do is pound for as long and hard as I can and then make lots of noise when it starts blowing!

Well there you go lol

kind of like drivning a car, anyone can do it, some better than others naturaly. But the one who drives at a steady rate, changes the oil on a regular basis, and uses nothing but preimum gas and parts. Now he's a driver.

Same way with sex. Most all men can do it, (although the jury is still out on a few I know) but the one that realized that the actual penatration is only a means to the end, now he knows whats going on. Most men seem to think that if they get off it had to be good for her too. is all I can say.

Oh and my favorite men who want you to swallow and all they eat is fast food and crap. Guys if you want your lady (or what ever) to swallow please remember. You are what you eat, and Pizza does not taste good the second time around. There is a reason God put Fruits and Vegies on this earth. They do make you taste better.

 

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[yourdestonie]

See...I take the "hunter's" approach.

I eat what I shoot.

'nuff said.

hey that works to as long as you change up how fast you chew ever now and agian.

 

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