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[yourdestonie]

well....I got chores and stuff.....


might go put on some panties and flash the nieghbors!

that might get me a spankie later!

MMMMMMM sounds fun see you after while

 

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LMAO


Remember when house's didnt have 2 and three bathrooms and Dad would get up first thing to do the morning constitutional? Jeeeezzzuuuzzzz that would smell up the entire house. No wonder McDonalds started making breakfast. There is no way that I could ever eat breakfast after he was done.

I used to get up 30 mins earlier to make sure I didn't have to enter the contaminated area

 

[yourdestonie]

Thanks for the info. OUCH!!!!! for that 13 incher as well as the other very well endowed men.

Six-Seven inches is just fine. Especially when it used so very well.

It is great when you find one that actually knows his cock isn't the only sex organ he has

 

[yourdestonie]

As I do you!!!! In the age department.

yep and you will never hear me say a word about getting old

 

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Did you know that the average rectum is only 11 to 13 inches deep? Guess that dispels the rumour of taking a baseball bat sized porker up the backside.

Well for me All I can say to that is OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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[cookiejar]

guess I started posting before all the freaks came out tonight. That's okay...I'll just make more coffee and wait it out!

I relent that...I'm no freak just slightly offcenter. Oh and the cartoon, I'm still laughing.

 

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[cookiejar]

that was a joke by the way. We dont have sheep. Just chickens.

Hey I just moved way up in the mountains, no electricity, no indoor plumbing, and we just let the pigs and chickens live with us.


Lol I hope people know sarcasm when they see it...

 

[yourdestonie]

okay...I'm back.

Here's a question that I've had in the back of my mind for a long time.

For all those couples out there:

Ladies, what do you all do when you catch your husband checking out the women at the store? Do they do it subtley or is it obvious that they are staring.

Here's the reason I ask. We were at the store and I'm a people watcher. I don't care what the person looks like, whether they are male or female, old or young. I look at people to see who they are and what they are doing. I've been caught so many times that my wife is used to it and rarely comments.

We had a conversation once about it and I asked her if she ever checked out the guys and she said yes...of course.

Why is it okay that the ladies do it and not the guys?

I don't see a problem with it eather way my self

 

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Two guys are in a locker room after their racquetball
game when one guy notices the other has a cork in his buttock.

"If you don't mind me saying, said the second,
"that cork looks terribly uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?"

"I can't," lamented the first man. "It's permanent."

"I don't understand," said the other.

The first guy says, "I was walking along the beach and
I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke,
and then a huge man in a turban came oozing out.


He said, "I am Hasan the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

And I said, "No shit!"

ROFLMAO

 

[yourdestonie]

this one is funnier than hell............


A man walks into a public bathroom and begins using one of the urinals. He looks to his left and sees a very short man peeing also. Suddenly, the short man looks up at the taller man, and the taller man is completely embarrassed about staring at the smaller man's penis.

"Sorry," says the taller man."I'm not gay or anything, but you have the longest penis I've ever seen, especially on a man so small!"

"Well," says the Leprechaun, "That's because I'm a Leprechaun! ALL Leprechauns have penises this size!" The taller man says, "Incredible! I'd give anything if mine were that long."

"Well, what with me being a Leprechaun and all, I can give you your wish! If you let me take you into that stall over there and screw you, I'll give you your wish!"

"Gee," says the man, "I don't know about that----aw hell with it, OK!"

Soon, the Leprechaun is behind the taller man, just humping away.

"Say," says the Leprechaun, "How old are you, son?"

Finding it difficult to turn with the Leprechaun humping him so ferociously, the tall man says over his shoulder, "Uh-Uh, Thirty-two..."

"Imaging that, " says the little man, "Thirty-two and still believes in Leprechauns!"

OMGROFLMAO

 

[yourdestonie]

hmmmmm......either y'all dont like me or you're all scared. Which one is it?

Neither I was busy for a while

 

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