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cloudy

cloudy

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There seems to be a plethora of newbies here in the last day or so, and I got tired of waving, so....

Hello newbies....

  • don't use PINK in Abstrusions
  • Don't call Svenskaflicka "sven" unless you desire a most painful death
  • Og and Weird Harold know everything
  • the answer to the questions Og and Weird Harold don't know is 42
  • I'm a bitch, don't push me (and I just noticed that when I'm tired, my spelling goes all to shit)
  • we have this thing for sheep and garderobes...don't ask

That should cover it. Newbie form "hello" - works for me.

Have fun.

:catroar:
 
cloudy said:
There seems to be a plethora of newbies here in the last day or so, and I got tired of waving, so....

Hello newbies....

  • don't use PINK in Abstrusions
  • Don't call Svenskaflicka "sven" unless you desire a most painful death
  • Og and Weird Harold know everything
  • the answer to the questions Og and Weird Harold don't know is 42
  • I'm a bitch, don't push me
  • we have this thing for sheep and garderobes...don't ask

That should cover it. Newbie form "hello" - works for me.

Have fun.

:catroar:
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Ignore her. She's only a bitch if you thoroughly deserve it.
The rest of the time she's a kitten
x
V
 
Vermilion said:
Ignore her. She's only a bitch if you thoroughly deserve it.
The rest of the time she's a kitten
x
V
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Maybe....but then, women are known to be unpredictable, eh? ;)
 
cloudy said:
There seems to be a plethora of newbies here in the last day or so, and I got tired of waving, so....

Hello newbies....

  • don't use PINK in Abstrusions
  • Don't call Svenskaflicka "sven" unless you desire a most painful death
  • Og and Weird Harold know everything
  • the answer to the questions Og and Weird Harold don't know is 42
  • I'm a bitch, don't push me (and I just noticed that when I'm tired, my spelling goes all to shit)
  • we have this thing for sheep and garderobes...don't ask

That should cover it. Newbie form "hello" - works for me.

Have fun.

:catroar:
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THERE ARE VIRGINS? YUMMY and most VERY welcome! :devil:
 
CharleyH said:
THERE ARE VIRGINS? YUMMY and most VERY welcome! :devil:
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They're all yours, darlin'. I just don't have the energy at the mo.

I mean....dear gawd, I might hurt someone's feelings. :eek:

;)
 
cloudy said:
They're all yours, darlin'. I just don't have the energy at the mo.

I mean....dear gawd, I might hurt someone's feelings. :eek:

;)
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Nor do I, yet I thought I'd add a little zest. LOL
 
Cloudy's an Ox.



The Ox works hard, patiently, and methodically, with original intelligence and reflective thought. These people enjoy helping others. Behind this tenacious, laboring, and self- sacrificing exterior lies an active mind. While their balance and strength inspire confidence, Oxen can seem rigid, obstinate, and slow. They impress others as leaders, fearing neither responsibility nor risk. However, sometimes they must labor long hours to accomplish little. As a result, the Ox can find life's journey laborious and the rewards uncertain.
Oxen born during agricultural months are sentenced to a life of hard labor.
People born under the influence of the Ox are kind, caring souls, logical, positive, filled with common sense and with their feet firmly planted on the ground. Security is their main preoccupation in life, and they are prepared to toil long and hard in order to provide a warm, comfortable and stable nest for themselves and their families. Strong-minded, stubborn, individualistic, the majority are highly intelligent individuals who doen't take kindly to being told what to do. If you have a friend born in an Ox year, don't be defensive when he bluntly points out your flaws. The Ox is not afraid to speak candidly and won't soften criticism to spare your feelings. It's his way of expressing that he cares.
Although Ox people don't ask to be put in the limelight, they do like to be boss, for these quietly dominant types enjoy being in positions of power. Oxen try to instill in those around them the rigor, determination and power of work which they themselves possess. Respecting others, they are always open to a dialogue. Even though they may not broadcast their virtues to the world, nevertheless it is that steady, conscientious attitude that will deservedly see them to the top. And although they appear peaceful and at ease most of the time, anger Ox at your own risk and face the wrath of a wild bull!
The Oxen's childhood and youth will generally be without incident. It is in the second part of their lives that they will encounter difficulties to do with their marriage. Their partners may well take offense at their apparent indifference and seek consolation elsewhere in an attempt to find the romance so conspicuously absent at home. If this happens and the Ox cannot put things right by the exercise of intelligence, the ruin of the entire family may be risked as Oxen have no time for a deviation they are unable to understand. During the third part of life, Oxen may suffer enormous difficulties but if they can manage to smooth them out, their old age will be peaceful.

The Affectionate Ox
Oxen make solid, steady, reliable partners and good providers. It is better for them to be pursued than to be the hunter in selecting a mate. They can be tender, devoted, sensual even -- but they are never romantic. Very affectionate to those close to their hearts, they are cool and distant to anyone outside their emotional circle. Getting close to an Ox is a very difficult thing to do, for they hold all but their chosen few at arm's length. However, once they have committed themselves, they make loyal, steadfast lovers and are the least likely of all the signs to possess a roving eye. Casual love affairs are definitely not the Ox's style. Although they may not show it, their emotions are deep and passionate. If their love is spurned or if they should suffer a broken heart, they will retreat inside themselves and channel all their emotions into their work. Generally, they make no mistakes in their judgment of others, successfully merging their romantic and family lives. Happily settled in a contented relationship, an Ox will make a supportive and faithful partner, someone whose love grows stronger by the year and whose sterling qualities are worth his or her weight in gold.
 
Vermilion said:
Ignore her. She's only a bitch if you thoroughly deserve it.
The rest of the time she's a kitten
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Yeah, but she's a sabertooth tiger kitten, so ya still gotta watch out... ;)


:cool:
 
kendo1 said:
Cloudy's an Ox.<snip>...anger Ox at your own risk and face the wrath of a wild bull!

Getting close to an Ox is a very difficult thing to do, for they hold all but their chosen few at arm's length.
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yes, indeedy. ;)
 
Other rules for newbies. Avoid the political discussions until you grow a nice thick skin. (Avoid those with Ami at all costs unless you have a thick skin and a well developed sense of humor.)

As for Cloudy, she truly is a Bitch Kitty of the First Class and one whom I hold in the utmost regards. She is a Warrior with Honor.

Cat
 
cloudy said:
There seems to be a plethora of newbies here in the last day or so, and I got tired of waving, so....

Hello newbies....

  • don't use PINK in Abstrusions
  • Don't call Svenskaflicka "sven" unless you desire a most painful death
  • Og and Weird Harold know everything
  • the answer to the questions Og and Weird Harold don't know is 42
  • I'm a bitch, don't push me (and I just noticed that when I'm tired, my spelling goes all to shit)
  • we have this thing for sheep and garderobes...don't ask

That should cover it. Newbie form "hello" - works for me.

Have fun.

:catroar:
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We all love you, Warrior Woman. :rose:

And those cringing noobs in the corner will too, in time. ;)
 
The main thing to keep in mind: It's all bollocks.
Everything that anyone posts, everything that anyone espouses, everything that anyone cries about, everything that anyone finds funny, everything that anyone finds sad.

All things political, social or personal. Flaming, flirting and farting. Rules for writing, rules for communicating, rules for interacting.

Trolls, scores and H's. Contests, feedback and messaging.

It's all bollocks.
 
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