Hello, My Name Is Fillay Shio And This Is My Wife, Connie Lingus

[Always]

Tell me! would you? Have you? To who? v

spill!!!!



oh yeah i also wanna see how many hits the title gets

 

[pabloback]

i once had an elephant we named four knee kate

 

[Boxstar]

The title reminds me off Austin Powers.

"My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife Oprah."

And who could forget Alotta....Alotta Fagina.

 

[LRC]

Reminds me of high school attendance .....

Sharon Swallows ....... yessssssssss

Richard Hurtz .... Rich Hurtz ...... DICK HURTZ ...... here

Jack Meoff ..... present

and my favorite

Hugh G. Rection ...... helllllooooooo

 

[Always]

Ben Dover!!!

 

[pabloback]

line from porkies
"any one seen mike hunt?"

 

[LRC]

Pat McGroin

 

[registered "^^"]

hmmmmmmm

Anita Moorehead

 

[LRC]

Juan Abuckme

 

[Boxstar]

My absolute favorite...

Craven Moorehead

 

[Weird Harold]

I actually worked iwth a guy named Buster Hyman -- NOT a nickname either.

Why do parents do that to their children?

 

[mars99]

Amanda Huginkiss

Hugh Jass

 

[LRC]

mmmmmmmmmm ...........

Seymore Butts .......

 

[batter]

introducing..

Phil McCrackin

 

[willywanker]

Re: mmmmmmmmmm ...........

Seymore Butts .......

And his friend Seymour Hinney. I heard in High School that he was an author.

"Under the Bleachers" by Seymour Hinney


Oh, this may be the place for a joke I remembered the other day.

A large law firm had an opening for a junior level partner. After all the interviews, there were two young men still in the running for the position.

They were both brought into the office of the head of the firm. "Gentlemen," he said, "I'm going to give you a test in logic. The one who answers this question correctly will get the job."

Both candidates were sitting on the edge of their seats as he began. "A naked woman is laying face down on a bed. A naked man walks into the room. What is his name?"

The first candidate, a Harvard grad, spoke first. "Sir, with the information you have given us, there is no way to answer that question."

The second young man, a night school grad from Podunk U said, "I know his first name and his second name is one of two names."

"Go on" requested the head of the firm. "Well," said the young man, "his first name is Willy and his second name is either Taylor or Turner."






Willy (will he) Taylor (tail her) or Turner (turn her)
Course I like this because Willy is part of the name and most of the Turners and Taylors I've met have enjoyed it as well.

 

[Darowyn]

Some of my students did a gig as a band called the Juan King Experience.

 

[Darowyn]

There's another possibility in the Turner, Taylor thing!
When my sister was teaching in West Yorks, there was a boy in her class called Willy Raper.

 

[Latina]

My closest friend has a name that sounds sexual (to protect her ID, I won't tell you her real name). At my request, she wrote a story for Literotica (a fantasy based on her real husband). She chose the pen name Connie Lingus, so I was surprised to see that name used in this thread's header. Her story is at:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=1524

I remember years ago reading of a doctor named Dr. Kutcherdikov (Cut Your Dick Off). I'll bet he didn't get many male patients!

-- Latina

 

[TurnerBackwards]

You mean names like this right?????

 

[Angel]

When I was a kid my best friend and I would look through the phone book looking for silly names

We only found two.

Fanny Butz and Lo Hung.

Yes we called them.


Yes they are in the current Rochester White Pages.