Hello From My Englishness

On the subject of whiskey
(Not that anyone else mentioned it....HEY fuck you... Hmmm arguing with oneself, not a good sign)

Japanese whiskey is bloody brilliant.
Today was just Scottish singles, in a self pour double measure
 
Imagine if Lit was the way all big news was announced..!
I'm a bit worried that when I get famous, someone will go to the scum and say "I knew him when he was a perv on the forums"

Also, I was worried that anyone trying to phone into the UK would get a dial tone,,, because everything is currently suspended

Anyone what to come to centre parcs with me?
 
Never again!
I'm a bit worried that when I get famous, someone will go to the scum and say "I knew him when he was a perv on the forums"

Also, I was worried that anyone trying to phone into the UK would get a dial tone,,, because everything is currently suspended

Anyone what to come to centre parcs with me?
 
Never again!
The daft thing is I enjoy going.... But I've never paid

A rich relative pays, so we get a great family time

It's a bit of a pr disaster, and once again, how many people had to sign that off, and NO-ONE thought it was a bad idea!

Tarquin "er, yeah, well, what we'll do, yeah, is just tell all the plebs staying to leave for 24hrs"
Mariam "well they can just go home for the night can't they... We do when we've finished work for the day"
Ceo Richard (dick to his friends) "you guys are the best, have we shown that we love the Queen the most?"
Chairperson Fanny "Maybe we should tell guests to wear black swimming cozzies"
Billy Bultins voice (from the grave) "you guys are the best"

In other news "The Queue" has got so long that they've paused admission
 
The daft thing is I enjoy going.... But I've never paid

A rich relative pays, so we get a great family time

It's a bit of a pr disaster, and once again, how many people had to sign that off, and NO-ONE thought it was a bad idea!

Tarquin "er, yeah, well, what we'll do, yeah, is just tell all the plebs staying to leave for 24hrs"
Mariam "well they can just go home for the night can't they... We do when we've finished work for the day"
Ceo Richard (dick to his friends) "you guys are the best, have we shown that we love the Queen the most?"
Chairperson Fanny "Maybe we should tell guests to wear black swimming cozzies"
Billy Bultins voice (from the grave) "you guys are the best"

In other news "The Queue" has got so long that they've paused admission
That will, of course, make it even longer.

Query: why oh why do all the broadcasters preface a comment with 'of course?

Of course I'm not feckin stupid. Of course some of the royals are ....
 
Pity I wasn’t at centre parcs as I would have insisted they paid for my night in a nearby 5* luxury hotel at £200 per night.

queue is open and now 24 hour wait. I’m only about 30 miles away, but woudn‘t even dream of going. I could probably cycle there quicker than that queue is moving.
 
If anyone still posted here, you’d be very welcome. It’s been almost two years, so I wouldn’t get your hopes up for any other replies.
I'm more than happy to continue/resume.
Uk guy.... you are welcome: I live in England but was born in Wales; however my farher was a Scot, my mother anglo-norwegian and when this thread was going strong I was living in Ireland.
I AM AN ANGLO-SCANDICELT.
Thank you Angelica for reminding me of my Lit roots🤗
 
I am gobsmacked!
A thread for Englishness and I have only just found out about it. Popping this in the read column 💯
 
I am gobsmacked!
A thread for Englishness and I have only just found out about it. Popping this in the read column 💯
I’m afraid that you’re going to be a bit disappointed in the thread. It really hasn’t been active in almost two years. 🙈

It was sort of for Englishness, but was mainly a home for a group of folks from the UK and a few of their Yank friends. While bin days were never a topic of conversation, weather and biscuits were popular discussions.
 
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I’m afraid that you’re going to be a bit disappointed in the thread. It really hasn’t been active in almost two years. 🙈

It was sort of for Englishness, but was mainly a home for a group of folks from the UK and a few of their Yank friends. While bin days were never a topic of conversation, weather and biscuits were popular discussions.
Hob nobs and Jaffa cakes now that is a mastermind round I could get involved in.
 
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