Hello From My Englishness

SL!!!!!! Oh my word!!!
It's been ages, lovely. What brings you back here?
You hope that I remember you???
How could any of the Hello from London'ers forget you?
I don’t know why I’m back if I’m honest…. I was good for soooo long but virtue is so… so…. overrated. I didn’t expect the old gang to be here so lovely to see you all.
 
I don’t know why I’m back if I’m honest…. I was good for soooo long but virtue is so… so…. overrated. I didn’t expect the old gang to be here so lovely to see you all.

We’re here in fits and starts.

As for me, every time that virtue comes round, vice is right there waiting with a cricket bat or badminton racquet or exceedingly long word that is mainly consonants, especially g, y, ff, and ll. If one of those double L’s hits you straight on, that’s gonna leave a mark. Virtue doesn’t stand a chance.
 
You mean words like this Angelica,
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
I think I spelt it correctly.
 
You mean words like this Angelica,
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
I think I spelt it correctly.
I believe the Kiwi's have the longest place name now.
Bloody loved living in NZ (sorry Oz)
And old or new I've never minded... As long as you've seen Blues Brothers
"We're on a mission from God"
"I'm getting the band back together"
 
I don’t know why I’m back if I’m honest…. I was good for soooo long but virtue is so… so…. overrated. I didn’t expect the old gang to be here so lovely to see you all.
I'll second that! I have also taken a bit of a Lit break so am finding my way around again...
 
Hi all. Hope you don't mind the intrusion. I'm also back from a bit of a break, although I'd not seen this thread previously - but when I saw the title I clicked, and thought I'd join in.
 
I'll second that! I have also taken a bit of a Lit break so am finding my way around again...
Hey stranger! Good to see you round here again.

Hi all. Hope you don't mind the intrusion. I'm also back from a bit of a break, although I'd not seen this thread previously - but when I saw the title I clicked, and thought I'd join in.
No intrusion at all. I’m afraid that we might disappoint, as the thread isn’t as active anymore.
 
Pours himself a pint

Puts the dog bowl on the floor (full) plus a handful of dog biscuits

Buts some Brian Adams on the jukebox (coz I'm feeling a bit of an arse)

Regrets not sitting in the beer garden

(And your lucky it's not Ryan Adams)
 
Personally I can eat anything (and I know I'm lucky that way) but I know too many people with Crohn's so I'm happy to pop to the shop for *anything* edible...

You want caviar though, I'm not paying (there's a cap)

It's been far to dry this spring. Nice, but ecologically it's no good.
 
(should'a Googled bonio)

Although I have been known to follow people that have cheese cubes in there pocket

CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STICK!
Proper artic roll
Man the 80's were wild 😏
 
Safe words – Aside from that, you should set up a way to stop or pause play if you need a break. The most common method is to use a safe word. When used, the safe word tells your partner there is or may soon be an issue. A safeword represents consent as much as it does safety, which brings us to our next point.

Consent – Consent is a must when it comes to BDSM, just as it is to any sexual experience. Don’t engage in sexual activity or BDSM role play with anyone who hasn’t agreed to it. And if your partner revokes consent by using their safe word, for example, respect that.
 
Safe words – Aside from that, you should set up a way to stop or pause play if you need a break. The most common method is to use a safe word. When used, the safe word tells your partner there is or may soon be an issue. A safeword represents consent as much as it does safety, which brings us to our next point.

Consent – Consent is a must when it comes to BDSM, just as it is to any sexual experience. Don’t engage in sexual activity or BDSM role play with anyone who hasn’t agreed to it. And if your partner revokes consent by using their safe word, for example, respect that.
Erm, I think you have the wrong thread.
 
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