numeniusa
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Sit with us for a while, but mind Nick, he loves the ladies and may attempt a dry hump![]()
Thanks, Pol!

*waves to Nick* A dry hump, eh? Is that better or worse than a sticky one, I wonder?

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Sit with us for a while, but mind Nick, he loves the ladies and may attempt a dry hump![]()


Thanks, Pol!
*waves to Nick* A dry hump, eh? Is that better or worse than a sticky one, I wonder?![]()
Well he's barking....wagging his tail and salivating if that's any indication


I’m not a sporty person, hated participating when at school. I will sometimes watch a rugby on the box, and do like following some of the Olympics, especially the Paralympics.
You do realize that, if Numi is not familiar with Nick's AV, you are giving her a terrible impression of his character.
And hello to beautiful Numi. This thread might be getting classy now.![]()
I'd no idea this thread had a previous life, but having discovered it, I think it'd be rude not to say Hi at least, so umm... "hi"![]()
I'd no idea this thread had a previous life, but having discovered it, I think it'd be rude not to say Hi at least, so umm... "hi"![]()
ReaperW: please don’t let ruthie in the kitchen. Last time, we were picking up biscuit crumbs for days!
Ruthie and I will be plonked in front of the telly watching the 6 nations rugby but we'll be happy to be fed beer and biscuits
I am not putting that outfit on for you.
Ruthie and I will be plonked in front of the telly watching the 6 nations rugby but we'll be happy to be fed beer and biscuits
Hotbrand asked for predicting the winner.
WALES WALES WALES!!!
Welcome back, gorgeous!Nice gaff. I'll be in the kitchen. Eating for 2 these days, dontcha know.
Seems like I've missed a bunch of stuff, been disgustingly absent. I shall seek to remedy by bombarding you with my presence, till you beg me to go away again![]()
Good luck with that. I guess you can feed them to one another.Ruthie and I will be plonked in front of the telly watching the 6 nations rugby but we'll be happy to be fed beer and biscuits
Of course not, MrD!I am not putting that outfit on for you.
Normally I'd be all for the 6 nations, but for some reason I just don't seem to be enjoying it this year... Nothing to do with one atrocious captain, and a piss poor run...
Don't worry, there's lots of nooks and crannies ( not cockney rhyming in this instance) for the disinterested. This is such a fabulous space with lovely people.
This will hopefully become the new home for the refugees from the Hello From London! thread (Literotica Personals) which was closed after reaching 5000+ posts and the subsequent My Englishness Doesn't Know How to Deal with That thread (The Darkroom Lounge) which was deleted when Allia closed her account.
The Hello From London! thread was a personal thread started by a young man from London by the name of Peter. Allia felt that Peter was a lovely gentleman and wanted to assist him in his potential partner procuring efforts. From there it evolved...or perhaps devolved...into discussions of newspaper choices, posh boy fights, and the merits, or lack thereof, of frozen vol au vents from Iceland (the store, not the country...hey, I'm not from the UK).
Peter ended up forgetting, perhaps intentionally, his password somewhere along the way. By that time, a core group of us had formed, including Allia, Ruth, and myself. We continued to entertain ourselves and welcome unsuspecting new Litsters, some of whom actually stayed, including Polranny, londoner2, hotoldrguy, Ironfan, phil_0, ReaperW, newrandomperson, Spiritedlady, Mr.D, nick42, and Todger. I apologize if I have overlooked anyone.
We all know that Allia was the heart of these threads. Without her here, I don't know if this thread will survive. However, I knew that people were wondering where to go next, so to speak. So I thought I would take the initiative and create a new thread. I'm not British. I don't take great photos of street art on a regular basis. But I don't want to lose the camaraderie we shared. Hopefully, this will be a place that is welcoming to old friends, as well as to kindred spirits (British or otherwise) as yet to be met. Perhaps Allia will join us again in the not too distant future. So here it goes. I only ask that, going forward, we do not ruminate on the recent events.![]()
Hello, you lovely people.
Life has just dealt me a huge curved ball that has left me feeling alone, lost, hurt, questioning. I cannot go into massive detail on a public forum. I’m going to tackle this head on. I’m feeling v downbeat about life in general.
I’m avoiding my usual degrees of witty banter as I’m all too aware of my own acidic feelings and don’t want to say anything to those I love and admire that could be taken as an attack.
London thread was my introduction to you lovely people. That thread made me feel like I had a home on this board. Yes, Allia was a big part of that thread and it’s other offshoot, to the point that her own gorgeous persona attracted a lot of attention, all of it thankfully positive.
Thank you
<wanders in...sniffs around...climbs onto a chair in the corner and curls up>
... I hope no one minds if I pull up a seat too.
(not sure why I feel like this thread is similar to a pub ... but there you go!)
You guys seem to have a nice community-led bond and ... well, it would be lovely to contribute a little with guys who share the same timezone!
Admittedly, I never interacted with Allia (I'm still the proverbial newbie in these parts), but I'm aware that she had a profound impact on Lit. I really hope she finds her way back and brings her unique energy - in her own time.
Oh yes. I cannot wait!
Nice gaff. I'll be in the kitchen. Eating for 2 these days, dontcha know.
Seems like I've missed a bunch of stuff, been disgustingly absent. I shall seek to remedy by bombarding you with my presence, till you beg me to go away again![]()
Normally I'd be all for the 6 nations, but for some reason I just don't seem to be enjoying it this year... Nothing to do with one atrocious captain, and a piss poor run...

Good morning Georgie
Come in, friendly bunch really....make yourself comfy though the chair in the corner is my favourite - you are welcome to use it but it will be covered in dog hairs