Hello from London!

[AlliaPotestas]

In other news the hotel are sending an engineer to my room because my bath and shower are cold - who’s got money on AP failing to understand the controls?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Also do porn films still start with engineers coming to the door? I never watch one end to end...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Waited 40 minutes now... what’s an acceptable length of time before calling reception back? Don’t like to be rude... especially since it might be my error... but 40 minutes feels a lot...

 

[Polranny]

I have never waited 40 minutes for an engineer. I am good at thawing frozen pipes but i have difficulty tightening ballcocks or servicing old boilers

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I have never waited 40 minutes for an engineer. I am good at thawing frozen pipes but i have difficulty tightening ballcocks or servicing old boilers

Any good with hotel baths? 1hr 10... I have now chased...

 

[Polranny]

And neither of those apply in this instance!

 

[Polranny]

And neither of those apply in this instance!

https://*******/images/pzE8S2

 

[Polranny]

Or this guy
https://*******/images/27QVi3

 

[AlliaPotestas]

https://*******/images/pzE8S2

Doesn’t like your link... x

 

[Polranny]

Sorry, neither seem available

 

[Polranny]

Bloody 24 hour plumbers. Totally different to the old 'confessions of a ........' films, like 'arry on........' but with no boxer shorts

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Turns out the temperature knob was just too stiff for me - he turned it in 5 seconds... . Insert own joke here...

He at least had the decency to tell me it was very stiff

Which may have made me feel marginally better about sending for an engineer...

And chasing twice...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I clearly need to work on strengthening my wrists...

 

[MrDevereaux]

So. You had a stiff knob and asking about porn.

*gets writing a lot of very bad jokes*

 

[Polranny]

So have you had your bath yet, chuck?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

So. You had a stiff knob and asking about porn.

*gets writing a lot of very bad jokes*

I love a good joke, and even a bad one, xx

 

[AlliaPotestas]

So have you had your bath yet, chuck?

Indeedy - Tis where I am right now

 

[MrDevereaux]

Short joke.

Shakespeare walks into a bar. Landlord says ... "Get out! You're Bard!"

Short joke: a seal walks into a club.

Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. Landlord says: what is this, a joke?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Short joke.

Shakespeare walks into a bar. Landlord says ... "Get out! You're Bard!"

Short joke: a seal walks into a club.

Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. Landlord says: what is this, a joke?

Haha! But where’s the knobs and the porn?

 

[Polranny]

A short psychic walks into my life
Now there is a small medium at large

 

[MrDevereaux]

Haha! But where’s the knobs and the porn?

Knob jokes?

What's old, pink, wrinkled and belongs to Grandpa? (Grandma)

 

[MrDevereaux]

Man goes to Doctor.

"Doctor. My dick's orange." Gets his dick out for the Doctor.
"Hmm. Strange. What do you do all day?"
"Eat Wotsits and watch porn."

 

[Polranny]

Haha! But where’s the knobs and the porn?

I, P. Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:I do physical labour.I work at great depths.I plunge headfirst into everything I do.I work weekends and public holidays.I work in a dark space with poor ventilation.I work in high temperatures.I am exposed to contagious diseases.Sincerely,P. NissThe Responseear P. Niss:After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:You do not work 8 hours straight.You fall asleep after brief work periods.You do not always follow the orders of your supervisor.You have attempted to enter restricted areas without proper authorisation.You often lack initiative and need to be pressured in order to start working.You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.You do not take necessary safety precautions, such as wearing protective clothing.You are unable to work double shifts.You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed an assigned task.And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.Regards,V. Gina

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Haha! You two are as bad as each other

Not as bad as my singing in the bath, a snippet of which may be temporarily in the paired pics thread (I know... I tease...) I take no responsibility for the rain about to come on...

 

[MrDevereaux]

Rain, it's good for the lady garden,