Hello from London!

[AlliaPotestas]

I might do my favourite cunt joke if bored in the hotel later, in my shit Danny Dyer voice, for my nice cocks thread...

What a treat to look forward to

 

[MrDevereaux]

I might do my favourite cunt joke if bored in the hotel later, in my shit Danny Dyer voice, for my nice cocks thread...

What a treat to look forward to

I'm now hearing Nick Frost in the opening on Shaun of the Dead 'any o' you cunts wanna drink?'

 

[Polranny]

Watch out Allia. Daily Mail is onto you. Quote about John Keats by Lord Byron, probably in a shit Danny Dyer voice: "I think he took the wrong line as a poet and was spoilt by cockneyfying and suburbing"

 

[Polranny]

Ps I wonder if suburbing was posh regency cottaging

 

[MrDevereaux]

Watch out Allia. Daily Mail is onto you. Quote about John Keats by Lord Byron, probably in a shit Danny Dyer voice: "I think he took the wrong line as a poet and was spoilt by cockneyfying and suburbing"

DF Headline: Pervert thread devoted entirely to cocks and cockneys! Princess Diana talks about her love of the male member. Inheritance tax could be linked to penis size.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Ps I wonder if suburbing was posh regency cottaging

Sounds like something Boris Johnson puts on his CV as an interest. Probably has entire specialist area of porn dedicated to it. Pink trouser brigade all standing around bushes with pack of digestives from F&M ...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

More likely the Daily Fail would feature me in the side bar of shame

 

[Polranny]

Hammond hasn't the balls to abolish inheritance tax and introduce penis tax instead

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Sounds like something Boris Johnson puts on his CV as an interest. Probably has entire specialist area of porn dedicated to it. Pink trouser brigade all standing around bushes with pack of digestives from F&M ...

Gotta be better than a pig’s head though...

 

[MrDevereaux]

If they tax all the penises in Whitehall, they can write off the NHS deficit.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

(Just ignore me, I'm like a senile uncle, 2½ sentences behind)

Assange. Cunt and wanker. He (sort of) had the high ground (hey look at all this secret info showing government cunt-wankerism) then fucked it all up by going all David Blane self-righteous and locking himself in a small room for no fucking reason other than aggressively trying it on with a bird...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

(Just ignore me, I'm like a senile uncle, 2½ sentences behind)

Assange. Cunt and wanker. He (sort of) had the high ground (hey look at all this secret info showing government cunt-wankerism) then fucked it all up by going all David Blane self-righteous and locking himself in a small room for no fucking reason other than aggressively trying it on with a bird...

See! a game for all the family, Christmas days will never be the same again - I might bring out a board game... look out for me on dragon’s den... Peter Jones - cunt or wanker?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

See! a game for all the family, Christmas days will never be the same again - I might bring out a board game... look out for me on dragon’s den... Peter Jones - cunt or wanker?

Brought to you from the makers of pedophile roulette.
A board of famous names on cards. You deal a selection on a wheel with a rotating arrow. Spin the arrow, then you have to work out if they are currently dicking people they shouldn't, or used to diddle people they shouldn't...

And the sequel, Mega injunction'R'us. Earn enough money in the board game to buy off your accusers... The winner is the person who can rape someone and get away with it...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I've trade maked these BTW

 

[londoner2]

Brought to you from the makers of pedophile roulette.
A board of famous names on cards. You deal a selection on a wheel with a rotating arrow. Spin the arrow, then you have to work out if they are currently dicking people they shouldn't, or used to diddle people they shouldn't...

And the sequel, Mega injunction'R'us. Earn enough money in the board game to buy off your accusers... The winner is the person who can rape someone and get away with it...

Sounds like something Alan Partridge would have delighted in presenting...

 

[MrDevereaux]

Board games?? *perks*

 

[Polranny]

Oh shit. Your putting my pad on a board game. That means I have to hide under Peter Jones chair whilst watching a load of wankers trying to spurt into deborah meedham' s knickers. I'm sorry but I'm out! F

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Brought to you from the makers of pedophile roulette.
A board of famous names on cards. You deal a selection on a wheel with a rotating arrow. Spin the arrow, then you have to work out if they are currently dicking people they shouldn't, or used to diddle people they shouldn't...

And the sequel, Mega injunction'R'us. Earn enough money in the board game to buy off your accusers... The winner is the person who can rape someone and get away with it...

I could totally get behind a Guess Who of dodgy 70’s and 80’s TV presenters...

Fun fact (ok - not so much fun), the European court of human rights decided the other day that we cannot call the prophet Mohammad a paedo even though his own book makes clear he was. Apparently no objective right to reply... but surely the same could be argued for Saville...

Makes me very uncomfortable when we have a court ruling on these things...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Sounds like something Alan Partridge would have delighted in presenting...

Partridge is coming back isn’t he? Saw something about it the other day..

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Board games?? *perks*

I love a good board game, unless I’m playing peeps who are anal about the rules... I had a friend who would frequently stop games to check the rule book

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Oh shit. Your putting my pad on a board game. That means I have to hide under Peter Jones chair whilst watching a load of wankers trying to spurt into deborah meedham' s knickers. I'm sorry but I'm out! F

Haha! If I were picking somewhere to hide in the den, I too would be under Peter Jones...

 

[MrDevereaux]

I love board games.

 

[MrDevereaux]

I love a good board game, unless I’m playing peeps who are anal about the rules... I had a friend who would frequently stop games to check the rule book

You said anal.

*giggles*

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I could totally get behind a Guess Who of dodgy 70’s and 80’s TV presenters...

Fun fact (ok - not so much fun), the European court of human rights decided the other day that we cannot call the prophet Mohammad a paedo even though his own book makes clear he was. Apparently no objective right to reply... but surely the same could be argued for Saville...

Makes me very uncomfortable when we have a court ruling on these things...

Not sticking up for Mohammed, but peado is interesting. Does it clearly state an age. My point would be we're looking back at a previous society (the same applies to the old testament) and comparing it (and judging it) by today's standard.
Child brides and multiple wives would be a status, a norm, something you could do if you could buy them.
Hence it's not his right to reply, or the hassle of the offence caused to today's believers, but comparing apples n pears...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Not sticking up for Mohammed, but peado is interesting. Does it clearly state an age. My point would be we're looking back at a previous society (the same applies to the old testament) and comparing it (and judging it) by today's standard.
Child brides and multiple wives would be a status, a norm, something you could do if you could buy them.
Hence it's not his right to reply, or the hassle of the offence caused to today's believers, but comparing apples n pears...

The book... his book... states she was six when they married, nine when they consummated.... he was 53... although I accept there is some debate about how accurate that is...

I guess what worries me is the European Court of Human Rights deciding a particular religious figure is beyond reproach... nothing should be beyond criticism in my humble opinion... Anywhos’s a sex site probably isn’t the place for a tired debate, am struggling to keep my eyes open and am on the last of the thick of it...