Hello from London!

[AlliaPotestas]

Rain, it's good for the lady garden,

Indeed it is

Night!

Ps - Man City clean sheet - woohoo!

 

[Polranny]

Man city 1, spurs 0

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Man city 1, spurs 0

Indeed - clean sheet! And bonus points for Ederson and Mendy! Woohoo...

I told the guy running my one league that he needs to make sure the others know they are getting an arse whipping from a woman who frequently has to ask who is in what team...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I clearly need to work on strengthening my wrists...

A real man would have been wanking man'n'boy to strengthen his wrist...
You, Sir are a fraud!

(Yeah I know, I'm about a page behind)
(What do you mean that's her other thread)
(£uck, sl33p)

 

[AlliaPotestas]

A real man would have been wanking man'n'boy to strengthen his wrist...
You, Sir are a fraud!

(Yeah I know, I'm about a page behind)
(What do you mean that's her other thread)
(£uck, sl33p)

It’s not like I am a stranger to wanking... although of course I get help... is it possible to get Hand-Arm Vibration Syndrome from too much assisted wanking I wonder... perhaps I should be going manual more often, you know, for ‘elf n safety sake...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

It’s not like I am a stranger to wanking... although of course I get help... is it possible to get Hand-Arm Vibration Syndrome from too much assisted wanking I wonder... perhaps I should be going manual more often, you know, for ‘elf n safety sake...

Batteries or mains. Debate. Just don't mix with electric.

You could always go to a launderette and sit on a spin twin tub?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Or get a man in?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Or get a man in?

What I feisty feminist like me?

Men have their place, but sometimes a girl needs abit of me time, alone with the sort of fantasies she doesn’t share with real life men...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

What I feisty feminist like me?

Men have their place, but sometimes a girl needs abit of me time, alone with the sort of fantasies she doesn’t share with real life men...

https://youtu.be/ZW0DfsCzfq4

 

[AlliaPotestas]

https://youtu.be/ZW0DfsCzfq4

No way am I clicking on links in the hotel breakfast room...

 

[Ironfan]

No way am I clicking on links in the hotel breakfast room...

Chicken!!!!

Clean sheet for my keeper too.

Hope everyone's well.

 

[Polranny]

I don't think it was chicken, possibly bacon.
If you have clean sheets I wonder where your 'keeper has been wanking

 

[Ironfan]

I don't think it was chicken, possibly bacon.
If you have clean sheets I wonder where your 'keeper has been wanking

Why do you think their gloves are so sticky!!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Oi! Veggie breakfast only around here...

Last night I had blackened monks noodles, when I ordered it the restaurant made a point of telling me the soya bites were definitely soya but that they looked, tasted and had the texture of chicken... but definitely soya...

I would never have assumed it was chicken if they hadn’t made such a big deal of telling me it wasn’t

For example if my other half comes home unexpectedly in a middle of a work from home Friday and I immediately look guilty and say ‘I haven’t been wanking’, you’d immediately think I’d been wanking...

Just saying when I order a veggie dish, I don’t expect someone to immediately say it’s not chicken, because I didn’t think it was...

Anywhos - tasty...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

New game introduced to me by Mark Steel... cunt or wanker? Endless fun! is Boris Johnson a cunt or wanker? Discuss....

The jackpot is to find someone who is both... Mark reckons Blair fits the bill... I’m going Nigel Farrage - he has to be both cunt and wanker...

 

[Kinkenglish]

New game introduced to me by Mark Steel... cunt or wanker? Endless fun! is Boris Johnson a cunt or wanker? Discuss....

The jackpot is to find someone who is both... Mark reckons Blair fits the bill... I’m going Nigel Farrage - he has to be both cunt and wanker...

Farage doesn’t have the inate attraction or depth of a cunt

Osborne after his overnight comments.. wanker..

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Farage doesn’t have the inate attraction or depth of a cunt

Osborne after his overnight comments.. wanker..

Agree on Osborne... Piers Morgan... cunt or wanker?

 

[PrikMayall]

......

 

[Polranny]

Piers Morgan. I wouldn't let him anywhere near my arse ergo cunt
Jacob Rees Mogg cunt or wanker?

 

[MrDevereaux]

It’s not like I am a stranger to wanking... although of course I get help... is it possible to get Hand-Arm Vibration Syndrome from too much assisted wanking I wonder... perhaps I should be going manual more often, you know, for ‘elf n safety sake...

'Elf and Safety, that's next month's joke thread.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Piers Morgan. I wouldn't let him anywhere near my arse ergo cunt
Jacob Rees Mogg cunt or wanker?

Cunt... he knows what he’s doing...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

'Elf and Safety, that's next month's joke thread.

You’ve made me think of those creepy elf’s on a shelf...

 

[londoner2]

New game introduced to me by Mark Steel... cunt or wanker? Endless fun! is Boris Johnson a cunt or wanker? Discuss....

The jackpot is to find someone who is both... Mark reckons Blair fits the bill... I’m going Nigel Farrage - he has to be both cunt and wanker...

Philip Green...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Philip Green...

I was going to say cunt... but wanker feels more natural for green, not sure i can articulate why...

 

[Polranny]

That's prejudice, where's my lawyer? I will serve you with an in-cunt-tion.