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Dying on the world’s longest conference call.... save me
I am in a hospital waiting room myself, so I can sympathize with the tediousness.
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I am in a hospital waiting room myself, so I can sympathize with the tediousness.
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Dying on the world’s longest conference call.... save me
Let's ramraid AP's conference call
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Now I feel like a drama queen...
Hope nothing serious, x
So far, so good.
Don't feel bad; what feels important to you is just that: Important to YOU. Your fine by me
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Dying on the world’s longest conference call.... save me
Mic onto mute, carefully adjust of camera angle and go for a little AP time.
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Into the 6th hour of calls... and my vibe will have definitely finished charging upstairs...
Very first world problems...
Very first world problems...
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So far, so good.
Don't feel bad; what feels important to you is just that: Important to YOU. Your fine by me
(Seriously, hope everything is were you want it to be once you've finished seeing the quack)
But
Waiting room etiquette for being on lit?
I know Allia surfs on the training, hoping the person next to her is a literati ... Which reminds me, there used to be a thread for lovers of lovers on trains. A ooh, you're looking at my blouse, ohh we've go in a tunnel and it's dark, ooh someone is fondling my tits... (Only works if you remember old steam trains where the lights REALLY did go of if you went in a tunnel... Like a hundred years ago, but when did we let reality get in the way of fantasy)
What happens if you laugh out loud, or go 'phawr she's gorgeous' out loud? Just me?
I suppose wanking in a waiting room is frowned on?
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Into the 6th hour of calls... and my vibe will have definitely finished charging upstairs...
Very first world problems...
Maybe when equality really kicks in we'll have solar powered vibrators chuted into disaster zones, along with the food n water
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Ignore me, my girlfriend doesn't like my wife, and both of them are withholding sex!!!you know how frustrating it is when your SO doesn't want sex... Well there's me thinking getting a girlfriend was a good thing,!
Common denominator I here someone at the back shout?
Fuck off!
Common denominator I here someone at the back shout?
Fuck off!
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Finally finished... will be back later for fantasy football advice in the meantime do not disturb
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Finally finished... will be back later for fantasy football advice in the meantime do not disturb
There are times when I'm glad I'm not a woman.
That looks... Interesting. Hit all the bases you want it to hit?
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Being a woman is mother fucking amazeballs!
Multiple orgasms... being able to kickass because pricks constantly underestimate you... greater life expectancy... greater freedom to be an individual... did I mention the multiple orgasms?...
Of course I say that as a privileged Brit.... I might feel a tiny bit different as a woman in a war zone... or a religious community... or Trump’s America...
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All true..
But you didn't answer the previous question about all the bases
To give our lady an out : that particular one only has 2 appendages... All bases would be 3.
But I'm jealous of the multiple nature. X
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What's the fantasy football question, that's something I might be able to help with.
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Always change your captain!
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You know I’m talking proper footie right?
My question was about whether to play Ederson or Pickford as my goalie... both have tough games... I went Ederson, fingers crossed!
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Fraser did me proud - bonus points too
I might need to head over to my nice cocks thread and scratch my balls by way of celebration...
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Where are you in the table?
And https://www.theguardian.com/travel/...mlPGzlPaMKWga82LKzkFA0HHwhmPHTdj2qKYyjH1MA7jw
I've not been to a bloody one of these.
Who's up for going to the pub, first round on me!
And https://www.theguardian.com/travel/...mlPGzlPaMKWga82LKzkFA0HHwhmPHTdj2qKYyjH1MA7jw
I've not been to a bloody one of these.
Who's up for going to the pub, first round on me!
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The bunny ears are for the clit... so only one base
I did have a vibe with an ‘anal tickler’ instead of bunny ears but it broke because I wore it out - I maybe wank too much...
The one in my pic is the greedy girl vibe and to be honest, a bit too much so rarely inserted properly- I mostly just like the vibrations... yeah... with a little imagination it hits the spot...
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I’ve been to the Barton’s Arms where Laurel and Hardy drank...
Not on the list but I like The Old Contemptibles... and also the Jekyll and Hyde... a proper boozer should at least look like it has a little history...
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Re: table, mid point of my work league which I am impressed with because they know what they are doing and I keep forgetting who plays for what team...
In my other league, top third...
Early days though- a lot can happen
In my other league, top third...
Early days though- a lot can happen
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Bloody soccer lol know nothing about that haha.You know I’m talking proper footie right?
My question was about whether to play Ederson or Pickford as my goalie... both have tough games... I went Ederson, fingers crossed!
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No but statistically these things, football or the stock market, random guessing is as good as most 'experts'. Sure there are some fundamentals.
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True, I'll stick to my football though, at least I know the rules for that.
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