Has anyone here ever been in a porno?

[Mike_Yates]

Yes.



Yeah- apparently someone sent them to my mom- so her solution was to show everyone she could think to show- including her 12-year-old son. I'm still kinda pissed. I'm not ashamed of them, I just don't think that my little brother needs to see me masturbate, especially with toys and shit- they weren't just me jacking off- there's a LOT of anal involved. And he's a little kid. And he's my brother. And that pisses me off.

Now lets see how well Mikey can use context clues.

I only sent Susan's dirty photos to her brother, mother, cousin, boyfriend, and a few personal friends of her.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Susan

 

[BossMan62]

Candicame, you haven't answered my question, are you male or female?

He's a he.

 

[cubbies]

Susan

don't be so obsessive. its, well...so you.

 

[Mike_Yates]

don't be so obsessive. its, well...so you.

I bet you ANYTHING that Susan Slaughter Utermark has a sex tape laying around somewhere...

If she were a bigger celebrity and not a bit character on a cable TV show about ghosts, people might care enough to look for it.

I think I'm the ONLY person in the entire country actually looking for nude photos of her.