Has anyone here ever been in a porno?

[Mike_Yates]

Has anyone here ever been in a professional, amateur, or home-shot porno?

My brother went to high school with a girl who is a famous porn star. I forgot her name, I'll ask him.

 

[CandiCame]

*shifty eyes* Why? What have you heard?

You have no idea the irony of this juxtaposition and me IRL today.

 

[mrspank30]

I have shot a couple and ...

Been the stunt cock in one. I was the cock used for close ups at a photo shoot. So lots of her and my shaft.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Susan Slaughter Utermark has hundreds of pornographic photos. I've been on a quest to find them with no success.

Who knows, maybe she has a sex tape.

 

[pabloback]

i was in a porn movie
wasnt the starring role

but it was a big part

 

[Mike_Yates]

i was in a porn movie
wasnt the starring role

but it was a big part

Does it feel good being in a porno?

 

[Lord_Steve]

*shifty eyes* Why? What have you heard?

You have no idea the irony of this juxtaposition and me IRL today.

"Y not (V) (;,,; ) (V)" is cool as hell and i just noticed it. i don't care about this thread though!

 

[toxic_pancake]

Some guy once filmed me and my partner through my window as we were fucking on my couch once. Had no clue he was there until I woke up a few days later to find a 3 page blackmail letter saying he wanted a 'ride' or money in exchange for the video, or he was going to put it all over the internet.

Yeah, he's in jail now serving two years.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Some guy once filmed me and my partner through my window as we were fucking on my couch once. Had no clue he was there until I woke up a few days later to find a 3 page blackmail letter saying he wanted a 'ride' or money in exchange for the video, or he was going to put it all over the internet.

Yeah, he's in jail now serving two years.

Good!

 

[Colonel Hogan]

My brother went to high school with a girl who is a famous porn star. I forgot her name, I'll ask him.

If you can't remember her name, Mike, then she ain't on the "A" list. Savvy?

 

[pabloback]

Does it feel good being in a porno?

big part!

over their heads again

never mind

 

[Mike_Yates]

big part!

over their heads again

never mind

Were you proud of being in a porno?

 

[piccicatopolka]

Well I got it pabloback. And I've just done AmPics. Nudity isn't a big deal to me but being available to the vastness of the world via sex film hasn't been important enough to pursue. I could use a shit-load of cash right now though... and I can do tricks.

 

[mercury14]

big part!

over their heads again

never mind

Being a fluffer doesn't count, bro.

 

[pabloback]

Being a fluffer doesn't count, bro.

if you have the big part, you get the services of the fluffer

 

[jake34]

Sure.

I was Buck Naked.

 

[HoHoBomb]

wobnoid was in a professional porno flick. you should ask him about it

 

[pabloback]

haha.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Are you proud of your porno?

 

[patient1]

haha.

WOW! Good to see you again. I got your joke.
Now if Siren were only here to laugh, it would be like old times.

 

[CandiCame]

"Y not (V) (;,,; ) (V)" is cool as hell and i just noticed it. i don't care about this thread though!

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/9/13/20ed7609-db73-422e-ad48-4b931dbd2831.jpg

Not really porn- but I used to do camsites- and my family- my entire family including my grandma and my preteen brother saw my videos today. Now does everyone understand why I've been so pissy?

 

[Mike_Yates]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/9/13/20ed7609-db73-422e-ad48-4b931dbd2831.jpg

Not really porn- but I used to do camsites- and my family- my entire family including my grandma and my preteen brother saw my videos today. Now does everyone understand why I've been so pissy?

Candicame, you haven't answered my question, are you male or female?

 

[Angellica1612]

Not really porn- but I used to do camsites- and my family- my entire family including my grandma and my preteen brother saw my videos today. Now does everyone understand why I've been so pissy?

Ouch! That sucks.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I sent Susan Slaughter's topless photos to her brother, her mother and father, her boyfriend, her personal friends, and a bunch of other people closely associated with her on facebook and twitter.

I wonder if they'll disown her.

 

[CandiCame]

Candicame, you haven't answered my question, are you male or female?

Yes.

Ouch! That sucks.

Yeah- apparently someone sent them to my mom- so her solution was to show everyone she could think to show- including her 12-year-old son. I'm still kinda pissed. I'm not ashamed of them, I just don't think that my little brother needs to see me masturbate, especially with toys and shit- they weren't just me jacking off- there's a LOT of anal involved. And he's a little kid. And he's my brother. And that pisses me off.

Now lets see how well Mikey can use context clues.