Has anyone got a cure?

ClaudiusMaximus

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For hiccups. I'm dying here.

These do not work: being shocked, holding breath, drinking water.

This works: forgetting you have hiccups.

The one that works is impossible without outside help to distract you, so people - distract me :)
 
ummmm Hold your head under water for about fifteen minutes, that should do the trick.
 
You need to relax and breathe as evenly as you possibly can. I've haven't had hiccups in over 11 years because of my body control.
 
Try holding a tablespoon of brown sugar under your tounge until it melts. Even if it doesn't work it tastes great. :)
 
Always works when I have the "drunk" hiccups...

Get a full glass of water, bend forward and drink the water from the wrong side of the cup. It will be like being folded in half pouring upside down. If you manage to not fall on your head you usually don't have the hiccups when you're done.

The tablespoon of sugar under the tongue trick never worked for me, but it's one I've heard of.
 
No, this isn't from Mary Poppins...

My mom used to give me a spoonful of granulated sugar, and it worked! It has been my cure ever since.

*All together now,..."just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go doooown, medicine go doooown..." :D
 
A friend of mine says that thinking about pink elephants makes her hiccups go away so here....study this picture.


pink%20elephant.jpg
 
A cure for hiccups?

Easy.

Makers Mark - lots of it. Till you pass out.
 
It's down to about one hiccup every two to three minutes - I can handle that.

Dillinger said:
A cure for hiccups?

Easy.

Makers Mark - lots of it. Till you pass out.

Still hitting the vodka, can just about still type.
 
It sounds goofy, but, Belch, try to force yourself to burp and you'll find the hiccups gone rather quickly
 
Bushido71XS said:
It sounds goofy, but, Belch, try to force yourself to burp and you'll find the hiccups gone rather quickly

That's dangerous though, hicburps are even worse than hiccups.
 
Dang !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drink a tell glass of water up side down.

It;s alway works for me.

1...

bend over 90 degree with the body

2..

place you lips on the otherside of the rim of the glass

3..

bend over even more... inorder to drink..

careful for not got in to thr nose

4..

drink it all up...

and ..PIngo*

poof*

gone*

piease tell me if you try...and works

that will makes me very happy ok.. sexyyy ?

aww poor you :(:(

I had a friend in rl...

have to go to the EMERGENSY room for that

POOR him..

HE was non STOP for a week

He can't sleep ,work, eat. smile, talk...

NO joke ! gees.. and I don't know what happened next

Even DOCTOR/sss can't help..

10 days later...

It's gone by itself.. hehe... and I am NOT LYING..!!

good LUck..

do try unside down drinking it's work right away.

please !
 
Re: Dang !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gusty Wind said:
Drink a tell glass of water up side down.

It;s alway works for me.

1...

bend over 90 degree with the body

2..

place you lips on the otherside of the rim of the glass

3..

bend over even more... inorder to drink..

careful for not got in to thr nose

4..

drink it all up...

and ..PIngo*

poof*

gone*

piease tell me if you try...and works

that will makes me very happy ok.. sexyyy ?

aww poor you :(:(

I had a friend in rl...

have to go to the EMERGENSY room for that

POOR him..

HE was non STOP for a week

He can't sleep ,work, eat. smile, talk...

NO joke ! gees.. and I don't know what happened next

Even DOCTOR/sss can't help..

10 days later...

It's gone by itself.. hehe... and I am NOT LYING..!!

good LUck..

do try unside down drinking it's work right away.

please !


I got distracted by other things, forgot I had hiccups, therefore I didn't have hiccups any more.

I am hiccup free :D
 
ClaudiusMaximus said:
For hiccups. I'm dying here.

These do not work: being shocked, holding breath, drinking water.

This works: forgetting you have hiccups.

The one that works is impossible without outside help to distract you, so people - distract me :)
Everclear or electrocution.
 
Re: Re: Dang !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ClaudiusMaximus said:
I got distracted by other things, forgot I had hiccups, therefore I didn't have hiccups any more.

I am hiccup free :D
Gees :rolleyes:...:( aww

I thought I can help :(

OO ! well :eek: try next time.

And PLEASE DO let me know if is works On you .

hmmm...

maybe you can practice,,, now... for the future :D:D

no kidding...

hmmmm no more galice for you ,,,

maybe that's the reason.:mad:

lol
 
Re: Re: Re: Dang !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gusty Wind said:
Gees :rolleyes:...:( aww

I thought I can help :(

OO ! well :eek: try next time.

And PLEASE DO let me know if is works On you .

hmmm...

maybe you can practice,,, now... for the future :D:D

no kidding...

hmmmm no more galice for you ,,,

maybe that's the reason.:mad:

lol

You make me smile :)

I :heart: you.
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Dang !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ClaudiusMaximus said:
You make me smile :)

I :heart: you.
mmm.. hehe you too..

you makes me smile alot heheh

ever heard of the sound of ONE HAND claping ?

So... life is a mirror.... you smile... I smile....

ps...

I :heart::heart::heart: you too ,,mmuuaaahhhh:kiss:
 
That's a talent for the circus Gusty. You could make millions, and I'm not talking about yen here.
 
hhhheehhehehehehehehehhehehehehehehelololololololooollollolool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sterlingclay said:
That's a talent for the circus Gusty. You could make millions, and I'm not talking about yen here.

HAHAHA !!!
HAHAAH !!!

I wish ! silly you :eek:

see... hehehe .. you makes me smile again.

sterling... :eek: I like you very very very very very vert muchy !! :eek:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuahhhhhh:kiss:

:rose::rose:rose:
 
Try the sugar.... it changes the PH balance which is what is outtawack in the first place and causes the diaphram to spasm.... It works... the brown bag trick works for the same reason... but with the sugar you don't get dizzy
 
Next time I get hiccups I will try the sugar :)

Drinking out of the wrong side of the cup sounds far too difficult.
 
I will help

I have a cure but it involves a deep sea submersible craft, ready access to the ocean, and a paper bag. I'll bring the sack.
 
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