Happy Birthday Perg!!!

[Farrah]

It's the perfect day to thank you for your friendship. You've been a guiding light for me in the past year, and I am eternally grateful to you for always showing up. Thank you for celebrating my happiness with me, for ruining my perfectly-good bad moods with your silliness, for listening to every rant, for being reliable and consistent. Thank you for being you.

May your day be filled to the brim with laughter, love and all the things you like best.

Happy Birthday, sweet man. :lips and plants:

 

[Wings]

Happiest of happies on the day of your birth, Perg.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

happy birthday

 

[dolf]

he's a disgusting pervert with freaky feet and a spork fetish.

 

[richard_daily]

he's a disgusting pervert with freaky feet and a spork fetish.

He's the male version of you?



Happy b-day!

 

[blobfish]

Happy birthday, Pereg!

I tried clinging onto you in order to siphon off some of your mysterious popularity for myself, but it didn't work. I think that your brand of animal magnetism only truly works for you. It's like me and Old Spice. It smells like an Elk Lodge on anyone else, but I can pull it off. Your unbridled sexuality is the Old Spice of sexualities.

 

[Peregrinator]

It's the perfect day to thank you for your friendship. You've been a guiding light for me in the past year, and I am eternally grateful to you for always showing up. Thank you for celebrating my happiness with me, for ruining my perfectly-good bad moods with your silliness, for listening to every rant, for being reliable and consistent. Thank you for being you.

May your day be filled to the brim with laughter, love and all the things you like best.

Happy Birthday, sweet man. :lips and plants:

Thanks, hon. I'm super glad to know you.

 

[Peregrinator]

Happiest of happies on the day of your birth, Perg.

Thank you ma'am. When's the wham-bam?

he's a disgusting pervert with freaky feet and a spork fetish.

Don't make me...

He's the male version of you?



Happy b-day!

Thanks, Dick.

Happy birthday, Pereg!

I tried clinging onto you in order to siphon off some of your mysterious popularity for myself, but it didn't work. I think that your brand of animal magnetism only truly works for you. It's like me and Old Spice. It smells like an Elk Lodge on anyone else, but I can pull it off. Your unbridled sexuality is the Old Spice of sexualities.

The fact that it's my birthday is evidence of the fact that I'm aging and will soon be merely old and in the way...then it's your turn...

 

[CandiCame]

It's Perg's birthday? Happy birthday!!

 

[Squibbs]

Thank you for being there after farrah's father and uncles raped her.

 

[fair_warning]

Happy birthday, you are the man on Lit.

 

[blobfish]

The fact that it's my birthday is evidence of the fact that I'm aging and will soon be merely old and in the way...then it's your turn...

That's true! Soon, you'll die of shingles or whatever disease old people get, and my time will come.

 

[fair_warning]

That's true! Soon, you'll die of shingles or whatever disease old people get, and my time will come.

yep, there'll be a blob moon rising.....

 

[blobfish]

yep, there'll be a blob moon rising.....

This is Pereg's day. Let's not focus on me. The time will come for that.

 

[pete]

have a great bday, brother

 

[Trace_Element]

Happy Birthday, ya flamin' leftie! Hahaha
Hope it's a great one, man!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Lorilei]

Happiest of birthdays, Perg!

 

[glynndah]

A birthday from the good little witch.

 

[Tryharder62]

Happy Birthday!

 

[KRCummings]

Happy birthday, Pereg!

I tried clinging onto you in order to siphon off some of your mysterious popularity for myself, but it didn't work. I think that your brand of animal magnetism only truly works for you. It's like me and Old Spice. It smells like an Elk Lodge on anyone else, but I can pull it off. Your unbridled sexuality is the Old Spice of sexualities.

I like Old Spice. I prefer the classic scents on men. Don't usually care for most of the newer ones.

 

[blobfish]

I like Old Spice. I prefer the classic scents on men. Don't usually care for most of the newer ones.

Me too! The new ones usually smell like d-bag. Do you like English Leather? I bought an old bottle of it at a yard sale a few weeks ago. I haven't tried it yet.

 

[KRCummings]

Me too! The new ones usually smell like d-bag. Do you like English Leather? I bought an old bottle of it at a yard sale a few weeks ago. I haven't tried it yet.

My dad used that so it has a special place.

 

[blobfish]

My dad used that so it has a special place.

So, it smells like crap? Most sentimental stuff does.

 

[KRCummings]

So, it smells like crap?

Eh, I wouldn't go that far but it's not great either. Still, you'd probably get far with women my age because our dads used it so we think of it as "safe." Just a piece of advice if you go cougar hunting.