Guns

[Byron In Exile]

The ACLU describes our nation as "awash in them."

Others use knives, but it's my belief that our system gives women super-powers.

Anyway, my baby shot me down...

 

[the_kuntess]

Happy living without them and as most other people here manage without them, all good.

 

[mamasota]

I shot the sheriff, he saw a shooting star, and I like jello shots!
The Beatles had a Revolver two.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Happy living without them

Never. That will never happen.

and as most other people here manage without them, all good.

Age quod agis...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Back in 1981 I gave my shotgun away, and in 2012 I bought a shotgun and a pistol. The Swamp People made me do it.

 

[mamasota]

I have knives, very sharp ones, for slicing and dicing and filleting and cutting edges off sliced bread.
Can a gun do any of that? I didn't think so.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Back in 1981 I gave my shotgun away, and in 2012 I bought a shotgun and a pistol. The Swamp People made me do it.

Oh for hell.

Everyone needs a shotgun.

Buy another one - they're not expensive.

 

[the_kuntess]

Never. That will never happen.

Age quod agis...

Umm, my happiness is mine. I own it. Not having a gun and living in pretty much gun free communities makes me happy.

Why do you have these little Latin outbursts?

 

[Byron In Exile]

I have knives, very sharp ones, for slicing and dicing and filleting and cutting edges off sliced bread.
Can a gun do any of that? I didn't think so.

When you're disabled from someone 20 feet away, no knives are going to save you.

 

[the_kuntess]

Back in 1981 I gave my shotgun away, and in 2012 I bought a shotgun and a pistol. The Swamp People made me do it.

Swamp people ? fuck off, don't blame others for your weakness.
But it's kinda cool you went shotgunless for like...31 years...way to go!

 

[the_kuntess]

I have knives, very sharp ones, for slicing and dicing and filleting and cutting edges off sliced bread.
Can a gun do any of that? I didn't think so.

So you plan on filleting an intruder?

Hello Hannibal.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Umm, my happiness is mine. I own it. Not having a gun and living in pretty much gun free communities makes me happy.

My happiness comes from owning the same firearms the bad people have and knowing we're on the same playing field.

Why do you have these little Latin outbursts?

It's because I was a Roman in one of my former lives.

I hope that nobody holds that against me.

Also, I know some funny Roman jokes.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Swamp people ? fuck off, don't blame others for your weakness.
But it's kinda cool you went shotgunless for like...31 years...way to go!

This same thing comes up every time some foreigner whinges about Americans owning guns.

It's just a jealousy thing.

 

[the_kuntess]

This same thing comes up every time some foreigner whinges about Americans owning guns.

It's just a jealousy thing.

Eh?
What comes up -swamp people?
Jealous - pfffttttt, you're joking right?

 

[butters]

This same thing comes up every time some foreigner whinges about Americans owning guns.

It's just a jealousy thing.

*raises an eyebrow*

 

[butters]

Eh?
What comes up -swamp people?
Jealous - pfffttttt, you're joking right?

those damned swampies - always comin' up. makes one almost want a gun to keep 'em down, bastards.

 

[the_kuntess]

*raises an eyebrow*

Exactly, one of my eyebrows is raised in unison with yours.
I've also done the *rolls eyes and sighs* as well.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Eh?
What comes up -swamp people?
Jealous - pfffttttt, you're joking right?

*raises an eyebrow*

Nope, no joke.

In America, saying you can't own a gun is like saying you can't own a wrench or a screwdriver.

Fuck that.

 

[mamasota]

When you're disabled from someone 20 feet away, no knives are going to save you.

So you plan on filleting an intruder?

Hello Hannibal.

Qué pasa? Did you not know, Byron, that I have a very good pitching arm, I also play darts

and no mrs. kuntess, you can call me mama Sosa

Also, guns make too much noise. Yes, I know, get the silencer

 

[Byron In Exile]

Qué pasa? Did you not know, Byron, that I have a very good pitching arm, I also play darts

and no mrs. kuntess, you can call me mama Sosa

Also, guns make too much noise. Yes, I know, get the silencer

Bang, bang, baby.

Darts? Good luck with that.

 

[butters]

Exactly, one of my eyebrows is raised in unison with yours.
I've also done the *rolls eyes and sighs* as well.

duck spring rolls with hoisin sauce would be nicer, don't you think? i could fancy that right about now. perhaps i should get some breakfast instead

Nope, no joke.

In America, saying you can't own a gun is like saying you can't own a wrench or a screwdriver.

Fuck that.

yes, we get it - you lot have been born and raised in a gun-totin' society and nurtured with the need to own them (be it through fear of the other armed people or scary animals). the whole idea of 'giving up' something you deem a natural, everyday tool cum life-preserver is anathema.

if i lived in america, i might feel the same way. i don't know.

but jealousy? newp.

 

[the_kuntess]

duck spring rolls with hoisin sauce would be nicer, don't you think? i could fancy that right about now. perhaps i should get some breakfast instead

Had dinner about 3 hours ago here...but duck spring rolls and hoisin sauce? Mmm...Mmmm.Could we have a wee side of crispy skinned pork as well?

 

[butters]

Had dinner about 3 hours ago here...but duck spring rolls and hoisin sauce? Mmm...Mmmm.Could we have a wee side of crispy skinned pork as well?

go for it

hmmn, i last ate about14 hours ago. time for food though i'll probably just sit down to eat and the bt engineer will show up. then no3 son's hospital appointment. it's so cool i have a day off work to - yanno - relax and stuff.

 

[Byron In Exile]

yes, we get it - you lot have been born and raised in a gun-totin' society and nurtured with the need to own them (be it through fear of the other armed people or scary animals). the whole idea of 'giving up' something you deem a natural, everyday tool cum life-preserver is anathema.

Totally seething with jealousy. Okay.

if i lived in america, i might feel the same way. i don't know.

You know.

but jealousy? newp.

Oh, my. "We don't need wrenches... our government says we can't have them anyway..."

And, "Oh, you Americans with your wrenches... we don't need them because our benevolent government saves us in every situation..."

Fucking idiots.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Oh! Your government lets you roast a duck!

That's so special.