Guido the Killer Pimp

[LukkyKnight]

I think if you don't know who this is should you be doing research before undertaking a discussion of risky business such as prostitution. But that's just me.

 

[RastaPope]

I wonder what Joel is up to these days....I expect he would be in the fortune 500.

 

[LukkyKnight]

What the fuck?

 

[RastaPope]

You know, Joel. The young entrepenuer of Risky Business, mon.

 

[LukkyKnight]

What the fuck.

You mean the Joel who said, "Sometimes, you've just got to say what the fuck, 'cause if you can't say it you sure can't do it..."? That Joel?

Nope, never heard of him.

 

[RastaPope]

Porsche. There is no substitute.

 

[perks]

that Knight is just too crafty for you, RP.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

ARe you ready for me, Lukky?

 

[LukkyKnight]

I'd sooner take a long train ride with perky, DCL. I doubt I'm either ready or worthy.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Not even for a crystal egg?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I've always thought that Joe Pantoliano was sexy in a "bring-your-piece-to-bed" kind of way.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Crystal is so hard to move through airport security lately... and Porsches are too small to help me address my midlife crisis. No, no, it's perky in the train for me, thanks.


Now a U-boat...

 

[Rhys]

In the Air Tonight

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment, all my life, Oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord

Well, it you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand
I've seen your face before my friend
But I don't know if you know who I am
Well, I was there and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off the grin, I know where you've been
It's all been a pack of lies

CHORUS

And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord
I can feel it in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord

Well I remember, I remember don't worry
How could I ever forget, it's the first time, the last time we ever met
But I know the reason why you keep your silence up, no you don't fool me
The hurt doesn't show; but the pain still grows
It's no stranger to you or me

(REPEAT CHORUS AND FADE...)

 

[LukkyKnight]

Sure, Rhys, but which way did you vote?

 

[perks]

I picked the ass one... <grin> I thought it said something different.

 

[LukkyKnight]

~LMBO~

Please, perky, tell me you were voting to do something fun with my ass?

 

[perks]

well...

I thought that is what you wanted.

 

[ginslinger]

Lukk...

Sorry Lukky... Seems most have voted 42 hummm...

 

[ginslinger]

As Cartman once said "He's doing something to his ass alright, but he ain't kickin it..."[/FONT]

 

[LukkyKnight]

well...

I thought that is what you wanted.

Actually I was hoping for a striptease performed to that grand old song, "When the duck comes flying in."

Oh when the duck
Comes flying in
Oh when the duck comes flying in
Oh how I want to be dressed in nothing
When the duck comes flying in.

 

[Rhys]

Sure, Rhys, but which way did you vote?

42 of course