Guess who's cumming to dinner?

[Guest]

All this talk of eating pussy and blowjobs prompts me to ask this ...

If you could perform oral sex on any famous celebrity, who would it be? And why? And what would it be like?

Well, I'll go first since I brought it up.

I would like to perform fellatio on Bill Clinton. I am a transvestite and I'd sure play the girlie for him. Monica looks like a dog compared to me. I'd like to suck off Silly Billy because I'd like to find out for sure if his dick is really as small as Paula Jones said in her deposition. After Silly Billy cums down my throat and all over my face, I'd pull up my skirt and pull down my little white cotton panties and show him my big fat dick and hope the asshole drops dead from shock.

Also, I'd like to perform cunnilingus on the First Lady. I mean, she is almost a virgin, having had sex only once and she has never had an orgasm. I bet I could change her campaign slogan to "Eat Me!" about two minutes after I put my tongue on her clit. I'd turn her on to the "Guide for eating pussy" over on the "How To" forum and no doubt she would be quoting from it in her speeches. She'd win NY by multiple orgasms, 'er, I mean a landslide.

 

[Guest]

I'd let Angelina Jolie blow me. I mean, if she's into Billy Bob, just imagine what Silly Billy could do for her. I just hope she doesn't fucking sue me. After all, this isn't sex or some such thing, just some suck thing.

 

[Guest]

I'd like to lick the singer Kate Smith's pussy. Yeah, I know she may be dead, but it ain't over until the fat lady sings.

 

[Tinman]

No doubt about it. Susan Dey has been my secret fantasy for years. I'd go down on her in a NY minute! I don't think she's dead, though, which for me will be a big PLUS. I only wish she still had braces. Heeeeyy Susan ... c'meeerrreee ...

 

[Siren]

 

[Whispersecret]

For me, the thrill would not be in performing the sex ON the celebrity. To me that smacks of groupie-ism and I would feel like a whore--one of a zillion other faceless women.

I'd much rather have a celebrity do ME. Here's an impromptu list of men I wouldn't smack on the head if they were to dive between my silky thighs:

Mel Gibson (I hear he's faithful to his wife though.)
Harrison Ford (Ditto.)
Ben Affleck
Jude Law
Leonardo DiCaprio (JUST KIDDING!!! Yuck!)
Will Smith
Either or BOTH of the Fiennes brothers, Ralph and Joseph)
That guy on Law and Order, Special Victims Unit...<snaps her fingers> I can't remember his name. He's also on Oz, I think...Anyway, THAT guy.
Ben Stiller (believe it or not)
Russell Crowe (Haven't seen the flick, but can't wait to see him sweaty in armor!)
Kevin Spacey
John Malkovich (sp?) (Remember him in Dangerous Liaisons???? <fans herself> )

 

[Cyra_3]

I think I'd have to go for either Antonio Banderas or Drew Barrymore.

 

[Nicole]

Okay so someone famous Hmmmmmmmm .....

James Hetfield (Metallica)
Philip Anselmo (Pantera)
Keifer Sutherland (Just because he is gorgeous)
Meatloaf (Enough said)
Oh yeah and the member of this particular Board too

I think that's about it, but Whispersecret who needs to see Russell Crowe in a movie to want to give him a blowjob??? Not me. The man is pure sex on a stick material.

 

[Guest]

My brother has strange dreams about celebrities.

Courtney Cox sat on his face one time. Nothing too strange, there.

Another time, though, he was in bed with Cybil Shephard when her husband came home. He hid under the sheets and went down on her while she was talking to hubby about his dinner. But then my brother started thinking 'Fuck, this is CYBIL SHEPHARD - she must've fucked a HUNDRED men in her time'. He began to worry about how he was going to measure up to all these previous lovers. So, there he was under the sheets - checking out his manhood for length and girth - when it came off in his hand.

Luckily he was able to simply stick it back on like it was made of plasticine.

Another time he dreamed he was an aeroplane pilot. He was a handsome and successful aeroplane pilot and in the dream he was impressing his passenger, Drew Barrymore, with tales of his heroism. He was doing really well too - she was amused and charmed by his witty repartee - even though the whole time he was literaly shitting himself... emitting tiny sheep-shit pellets which he gathered up in his hands and hurled out the window as he spoke.

A very strange man, my brother.

 

[Tinman]

Yo, Siren. You and I seem to be neck-'n-neck in our posting numbers. Wonder which of us will hit 100 first? You don't wear braces, do you? Just askin' <hehehehehe>

 

[Cyra_3]

Roger, tell your brother to keep his hands off, he can have Sybil by all means but Drew is my fantasy.

 

[Guest]

That's fair enough, Cyra - you can have Drew... although, according to my brother, she usually goes for aeroplane pilots.

 

[Cyra_3]

Pilots licence here I cum.

 

[Katerina Val-Kyrie]

Well, I would have to say Nicholas Cage. Something about him, turns me on...He has the softest voice, very seductive I think. I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers. *LOL* He is one sexy guy that I would love to get ahold of if I had the chance! Kat

 

[Beebeeblue]

Hell, given the chance, Id do Gary Sinise in the blink of an eye. I dont know how many watched Stephen King's 'The Stand' but the sight of him walking around in those bluejeans the whole movie...Well Id stand for that!


~~BBB~~

ps Sorry Havocone, but the topic IS on celebrities.... *wink*

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[CreamyLady]

Bob Hoskins. Anything he wanted.

 

[Endlessly]

SO would not turn down oral sex from Sophie Marceau or Rose McGowan.

Jeff Goldblum.. Anything, anytime, anywhere.

 

[Siren]

 

[SierraSky]

As far as celebrities go I would have to do that guy who played Selena husband in the movie selena, He also is an actor on one of the cops shows i think homicide? I wish i knew his name. Does anyone know who i am talking about.. Oh the other celeb would be the guy who plays Todd Manning on One Life to live.

Sierra

 

[Thumper]

Marilu Henner...the woman just exudes sex!
Uma Thurman....
.....and siren

Hey katerina....I was in Con Air with Nick....I was the bunny..you know "I told ya to put the bunny back in the box!"

Disney hasn't needed my services much lately

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[Siren]

 

[Bodizefi]

Sarah Michelle Gellar. I'd tickle Buffy's clit till the cow's came home!

 

[Bigdog]

Katerina Witt. The things she could do to me with those thighs....

My ears tingle already.