Gotcha Hanns!

[Lancecastor]

Do you actually believe this tripe Lance?

Yes, I do.

I think that he was almost universally despised up until the Gazette.

Since then his acceptance numbers have risen.

If he plays this DCL joust properly...he's in...he's just another GB asshole.

(in that sense, he is indeed defanged because he is accepted and no longer creates fear or anger)

Did you notice where the pic of that injured child in his sig is hosted?

Lance

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

(in that sense, he is indeed defanged because he is accepted and no longer creates fear or anger)

Exactly. What did you think I was after? Getting rid of Hanns? That's never going to happen. That never happens with any troll. Ignoring never works either. Making them part of the gang does. Hanns is now part of the Yayati, dee cole, Dave73 sewing circle jerk. Now we have more time to talk about anal plugs.

 

[Lancecastor]

snippets of Dixon Carter Lee
Ignoring never works either. Making them part of the gang does. Now we have more time to talk about anal plugs.

Sorry, I'm thinking in terms of community dynamics over here.

Anyone have a trace program for the Intrigued Virus?

Ha!

 

[Problem Child]

Yes, I do.

I think that he was almost universally despised up until the Gazette.

Since then his acceptance numbers have risen.

If he plays this DCL joust properly...he's in...he's just another GB asshole.

(in that sense, he is indeed defanged because he is accepted and no longer creates fear or anger)

Did you notice where the pic of that injured child in his sig is hosted?

Lance

Acceptance? I would say people are laughing at him a little more. I don't think any of the woman on here are tripping over themselves to ask him to the prom.

And if he's just another GB asshole, then we get less people who think it's thier sworn duty to argue with him and try to flame him for thirty posts, which we all know is a waste of time (since most of those people wouldn't know a flame if it singed their ass). If he's just another GB asshole then he fades a little deeper into the woodwork.

I'd say that's a win-win for everyone but Hanns.

And yes, I did see that the pic is hosted by an Israeli ad agency. Do you think that has great significance, it just hapenned to be the best picture that came up in a search? Even hanns can image google, Lance.

 

[Problem Child]

Ignoring never works either.

It would if everyone would do it. Just another reason to hate newbies.

 

[sunstruck]

And if he's just another GB asshole, then we get less people who think it's thier sworn duty to argue with him and try to flame him for thirty posts, which we all know is a waste of time (since most of those people wouldn't know a flame if it singed their ass). If he's just another GB asshole then he fades a little deeper into the woodwork.

Exactly. This has all been done before (though this had a lot more flair. lol). The board doesn't change as much as people think it does.

Being a newbie I still fall for that idea. This is just another reminder that troll are harmless and sad. They are NOT a danger.

 

[Guest]

tell that to lavy

 

[sunstruck]

tell that to lavy

I did. And I hope she'll be back soon.

 

[Shiner]

It would if everyone would do it. Just another reason to hate newbies.

Yeah fucker's

 

[Carp]

Anybody else notice that Hanns' posting style dramatically changed here?

DCL wins, Hanns down!!!

 

[JazzManJim]

Anybody else notice that Hanns' posting style dramatically changed here?

DCL wins, Hanns down!!!

Yeah,. but his Designated Fluffer seems to be full of vim.

 

[Lancecastor]

I did see that the pic is hosted by an Israeli ad agency.

Originally posted by Castspunk
(though this had a lot more flair. lol).

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Originally posted by Unregistered
tell that to lavy
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No significance PC, but it gave me a moment wondering what it was doing there, you know?

Cartstruck gives credence to my theory that Hanns is more than an ordinary GB asshole...but time will tell.

And Unreg (who KM says is 1/3 Lavy) says Lavy ran away because of Hanns? I honestly thought she had more self esteem and strength than that, so I find that very hard to believe.

 

[Draco]

DCL, you're absolutely bloody brilliant.
What a cunning plan, well executed and Hanns ended up flapping like a fish on a jetty.

Damn, you're good.

U won. Hanns down.

*round of applause*

 

[Guest]

It would if everyone would do it. Just another reason to hate newbies.

So they can become high quality oldtimers like you, Puke?

 

[Guest]

DCL, you're absolutely bloody brilliant.
What a cunning plan, well executed and Hanns ended up flapping like a fish on a jetty.

Damn, you're good.

U won. Hanns down.

*round of applause*

Yeah. Bitch wasted a bunch of time, declared victory, stroked his ego, and now you clowns are jerking him off.

Meanwhile, Hanns is yucking it up in North Italy while you ditzes feel smug.

Losers across the board!

 

[Guru]

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Gotcha Hanns!

Damn it! You didn't include me in the insiders, Robert!

When do we stop calling penises dicks and start calling them robs?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Five pages and no one's buying Unreg. You lose, too.

 

[crysede]

Yeah. Bitch wasted a bunch of time, declared victory, stroked his ego...

Concept buddy says "irony."

 

[Lancecastor]

The Unreg Hanns knockoff is stale & pale.

It's come to this?

A regular posing as Hanns and getting it wrong?

Fuckin' weak.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Concept buddy says "irony."

LOL

 

[Cheyenne]

So, I tell you true believers, in the days ahead, if darkling clouds gather, and I’m feeling blue, I need merely conjure up the sweet image of Hanns furiously surfing from site to site looking up and memorizing all this info about Robert Budaksa while creaming his panties and muttering “I got DCL! I got DCL!” under his Ranch Doritos breath, and the clouds will part, the gloom will fade, and I’ll smile at how Herr Hanns Schmidt the Fuck-Up got played like a Viennese glockenspiel.

I win. Hanns down.

Okay, this thread is way too long to read, but I still wanted to give DCL and "attaboy" for his brilliant plan.

 

[teddybear4play]

So, I tell you true believers, in the days ahead, if darkling clouds gather, and I’m feeling blue, I need merely conjure up the sweet image of Hanns furiously surfing from site to site looking up and memorizing all this info about Robert Budaksa while creaming his panties and muttering “I got DCL! I got DCL!” under his Ranch Doritos breath, and the clouds will part, the gloom will fade, and I’ll smile at how Herr Hanns Schmidt the Fuck-Up got played like a Viennese glockenspiel.

I win. Hanns down.

Preach on.

Sweet Jesus J. Christ in the Lollipop Guild, that's fucking hilarious.

You're the man, Dix.

(I also think that when he's referring to his Glock, that's what he means, too.)

TB4p

 

[Draco]

North Italy ?

Spelling buddy says *Noth SH-italy*...anywhere the H_S is Shit Towne

Schmidt Towne by Live (Throwing Copper)

The Schmidt's live up the street from me,
The crackheads, they live down the street from me,
The tall grass makes it hard to see,
Beyond my property.
Hey man, this is criminal,
This hard line symmetry of people and pets.
We dont bother anyone,
We keep to ourselves,
The mailman visits each of us, in turn
We dont bother anyone,
We keep to ourselves,
The mailman visits each of us, in turn

Gotta live, Gotta live, Gotta Live
In Schmidt Towne
Gotta live, Gotta live, Gotta Live
In Schmidt Towne

Gotta live, Gotta live, Gotta Live
In Schmidt Towne
Gotta live, Gotta live, Gotta Live.

The Schmidt's live up the street from me,
The crackheads, they live down the street from me,
The tall grass makes it hard to see,
Beyond my property.
Hey man, this is criminal,
This hard line symmetry of people and pets.
We dont bother anyone,
We keep to ourselves,
The mailman visits each of us, in turn
We dont bother anyone,
We keep to ourselves,
The mailman visits each of us, in turn.

Gotta live, Gotta live, Gotta Live
In Schmidt Towne
Gotta live, Gotta live, Gotta Live
In Schmidt Towne

Gotta live, Gotta live, Gotta Live
In Schmidt Towne
Gotta live, Gotta live, Gotta Live.

*Repeat and fade*

 

[teddybear4play]

North Italy ?

Spelling buddy says *Noth SH-italy*...anywhere the H_S is Shit Towne

Schmidt Towne by Live (Throwing Copper)

No offense, but . . . I like the original better.

TB4p