Dixon Carter Lee
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Some of you noticed that Hanns has been calling me "Rob" and "Robert", and mentioned that I "looked old", had a "beard", and starred in something called "The Country Girl". And you noticed that Hanns has been saying for days that he knew who I was and that I was "going down". Yeah, well, here's the story on all that:
1) I decided to make Hanns think I was somebody, just to see if he'd fall for it. I found an actor named Robert *** at the *** Theatre who looked a little like my AV, and chose him out of the blue.
2) I created a geocities site that featured Robert *** photo, added a headline that said “DCL”, and anonymously sent the URL to Hanns.
3) I anonymously sent Hanns the link to Robert *** page at the *** Theatre web site so Hanns would have lots of juicy facts about “me”. (Here it is:
4) I told PC, Raw Humor, Intrigued, Killer Muffin and Sunstruck about this plan days ago. Others found out earlier today.
5) I detailed this whole scheme in advance in a post dated Nov 18, here (middle of the page):
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=2842168#post2842168
6) Once Hanns stared calling me “Rob” I knew I’d hooked him, so I eggged him on by playing scared, deleting posts, and even my AV, trying to look erratic and on the run.
7) Sure that he had me, Hanns even revealed one of *** credits as one of mine.
8) I was going to let this go on for a while, but if Hanns really is sending gay hookers to this *** guy's house I can't really continue.
So, I tell you true believers, in the days ahead, if darkling clouds gather, and I’m feeling blue, I need merely conjure up the sweet image of Hanns furiously surfing from site to site looking up and memorizing all this info about Robert Budaksa while creaming his panties and muttering “I got DCL! I got DCL!” under his Ranch Doritos breath, and the clouds will part, the gloom will fade, and I’ll smile at how Herr Hanns Schmidt the Fuck-Up got played like a Viennese glockenspiel.
I win. Hanns down.
1) I decided to make Hanns think I was somebody, just to see if he'd fall for it. I found an actor named Robert *** at the *** Theatre who looked a little like my AV, and chose him out of the blue.
2) I created a geocities site that featured Robert *** photo, added a headline that said “DCL”, and anonymously sent the URL to Hanns.
3) I anonymously sent Hanns the link to Robert *** page at the *** Theatre web site so Hanns would have lots of juicy facts about “me”. (Here it is:
4) I told PC, Raw Humor, Intrigued, Killer Muffin and Sunstruck about this plan days ago. Others found out earlier today.
5) I detailed this whole scheme in advance in a post dated Nov 18, here (middle of the page):
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=2842168#post2842168
6) Once Hanns stared calling me “Rob” I knew I’d hooked him, so I eggged him on by playing scared, deleting posts, and even my AV, trying to look erratic and on the run.
7) Sure that he had me, Hanns even revealed one of *** credits as one of mine.
8) I was going to let this go on for a while, but if Hanns really is sending gay hookers to this *** guy's house I can't really continue.
So, I tell you true believers, in the days ahead, if darkling clouds gather, and I’m feeling blue, I need merely conjure up the sweet image of Hanns furiously surfing from site to site looking up and memorizing all this info about Robert Budaksa while creaming his panties and muttering “I got DCL! I got DCL!” under his Ranch Doritos breath, and the clouds will part, the gloom will fade, and I’ll smile at how Herr Hanns Schmidt the Fuck-Up got played like a Viennese glockenspiel.
I win. Hanns down.
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