Gotcha Hanns!

[Harbinger]

So, I tell you true believers, in the days ahead, if darkling clouds gather, and I?m feeling blue, I need merely conjure up the sweet image of Hanns furiously surfing from site to site looking up and memorizing all this info about Robert Budaksa while creaming his panties and muttering ?I got DCL! I got DCL!? under his Ranch Doritos breath, and the clouds will part, the gloom will fade, and I?ll smile at how Herr Hanns Schmidt the Fuck-Up got played like a Viennese glockenspiel.

I win. Hanns down.

I liked this part the best. I'm laughing my ass off. Thanks, Dixon.

You know, it does take some time and effort to turn a troll into a really good toy.

 

[Guest]

I know. I know. I'll go get my sniper rifle and put the silencer...uh suppressor...uh thingie on it and then you'll all be sorry! I'll bet my dad might even let me borrow the station wagon. I cleaned up all that stuff I got on the seat while I was whacking off to pictures of DCL the last time I borrowed it. I'm gonna fix all you thick cunts. You just wait! I will too! You just wait! I mean it!

 

[Lasher]

fonz?

is this dude living in a time warp?

fucking fuckrag

Let's do the time warp againnnnnn...


You'll notice the poor little guy didn't have a problem with mentioning his soiled diapers.

 

[sexy-girl]

lol this thread reminds me of taking a cat to the vet to be declawed and neutered

i agree hann's is the new yayati

 

[sunstruck]

Let's do the time warp againnnnnn...


You'll notice the poor little guy didn't have a problem with mentioning his soiled diapers.

He didn't get that part. Diapers are normal for him. He thought you were just being considerate.

T T T T T T Touch me!

 

[Guest]

 

[Lasher]

He didn't get that part. Diapers are normal for him. He thought you were just being considerate.

T T T T T T Touch me!

Careful!!! Hanns is probably gearing up to try and start one big 'ol Monkey shit fight at the zoo...

*DUCK*

 

[Lancecastor]

So, let me get this straight...you got Hanns by:

* searching for a real actor that looked like your AV; (10 mins)
* creating a Geocities site, faking out the real guy; (30 mins)
* creating an anon email acount; (5 mins)
* mailing Hanns; (2 mins)
* editing a post; (2 mins)
* telling 4 others in PM's; (8 mins)
* changing your AV; (1 min)
* staying off the board for a day. (12 hours)

Total DCL Investment: 12 hrs 58 mins.

Result?

Hanns:

read an email dropped in his lap,
checked the link provided and ....
called you Rob.

Who won?

 

[Guest]

Lance = Brilliant

 

[Guest]

 

[Lasher]

So, let me get this straight...you got Hanns by:

* searching for a real actor that looked like your AV; (10 mins)
* creating a Geocities site, faking out the real guy; (30 mins)
* creating an anon email acount; (5 mins)
* mailing Hanns; (2 mins)
* editing a post; (2 mins)
* telling 4 others in PM's; (8 mins)
* changing your AV; (1 min)
* staying off the board for a day. (12 hours)

Watching a loser try to regain his bad boy rep on the Internet:

PRICELESS!!

 

[Shiner]

He's a loser but he's a busy loser

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=3303711#post3303711

 

[Zombie Cat]

So, let me get this straight...you got Hanns by:

* searching for a real actor that looked like your AV; (10 mins)
* creating a Geocities site, faking out the real guy; (30 mins)
* creating an anon email acount; (5 mins)
* mailing Hanns; (2 mins)
* editing a post; (2 mins)
* telling 4 others in PM's; (8 mins)
* changing your AV; (1 min)
* staying off the board for a day. (12 hours)

Total DCL Investment: 12 hrs 58 mins.

Result?

Hanns:

read an email dropped in his lap,
checked the link provided and ....
called you Rob.

Who won?

The 12 hours off the board could have been quality time Lance.

But anyway, that tot. is fully eclipsed by 400 hours spent among people who mostly detest everything you stand for ('you' = HS).

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Lance. Nah. It's not about time spent. I had a ball. It's about Hanns' loss of stature. Tell me ONE person who's going to take the Lit Gazette seriously now?

Hanns is the new Yayati. Another troll de-fanged.

Next.

 

[p_p_man]

So, let me get this straight...you got Hanns by:

* searching for a real actor that looked like your AV; (10 mins)
* creating a Geocities site, faking out the real guy; (30 mins)
* creating an anon email acount; (5 mins)
* mailing Hanns; (2 mins)
* editing a post; (2 mins)
* telling 4 others in PM's; (8 mins)
* changing your AV; (1 min)
* staying off the board for a day. (12 hours)

Total DCL Investment: 12 hrs 58 mins.

Result?

Hanns:

read an email dropped in his lap,
checked the link provided and ....
called you Rob.

Who won?

Well done Lance...

They're both a couple of arseholes...

ppman

 

[Guest]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm laughing my ass off. Thanks, Dixon.

Come back tomorrow. I'm going to make Hanns say "Made you look!" some more.

 

[Lancecastor]

Lance. Nah. It's not about time spent. I had a ball. It's about Hanns' loss of stature. Tell me ONE person who's going to take the Lit Gazette seriously now?

Hanns is the new Yayati. Another troll de-fanged.

Next.

I can see you enjoyed it, and I don't think it was time wasted.

(btw: I forgot to add the time to create the new AV....5 mins?)

But I dont think anyone took the Lit Gazette "seriously"...did they?

I thought it was his best work so far; pure parody like Punch magazine.

I think your time spent with Hanns has been good because I for one find him kinda fun now, whereas before he was just annoying.

Sure, he's mean little fuck now and then, but so is Miles.

De-fanged? Hardly. He's now fully accepted.

And he kept you busy for a day.

 

[Guest]

Lance. Nah. It's not about time spent. I had a ball. It's about Hanns' loss of stature. Tell me ONE person who's going to take the Lit Gazette seriously now?

Hanns is the new Yayati. Another troll de-fanged.

Next.

How does this negate Lavender's understandable fear of Hanns?

Lav deserves better from all of you. She is rightfully terrified Hanns et al knows her. (How would you like have done to you what he did to her????) Are you trying to make her look like a hysterical woman?



Take it easy with the gloating you guys that's all I'm saying.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I think your time spent with Hanns has been good because I for one find him kinda fun now, whereas before he was just annoying.

That's it exactly. Where's the fun in ignoring a troll, when you can turn him into an episode of "Scooby-Doo"?

 

[Shiner]

Sure, he's mean little fuck now and then, but so is Miles.

have to disagree there, Miles is at least funny where Hanns is just a nasty little kid with an anti arab thing going on.

He probably is an Arab that hates his parents and is spouting.

 

[Problem Child]

De-fanged? Hardly. He's now fully accepted.

Do you actually believe this tripe Lance?

hanns was a joke before this...now he's just backpedalling.

You seem to be addicted to sticking up for the most despicable creature of the day. That's cool. Even O.J. had to have representation.

Don't look now but you're turning into the Al Sharpton of literotica. Loud and with a swell hairdo, but no one takes you seriously.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

How does this negate Lavender's understandable fear of Hanns?

Again, Nah. Lavender's "fear" has to do with things she did to herself, and nothing Hanns did to her.

Gloat, gloat, gloat.

 

[HeavyStick]

Don't look now but you're turning into the Al Sharpton of literotica. Loud and with a swell hairdo, but no one takes you seriously.

http://www.salon.com/weekly/sharpton.gif

That would be an irritating AV.

 

[Guest]

http://www.salon.com/weekly/sharpton.gif

That would be an irritating AV.

Merge it with the HS's gun av to give it some substance .