Girl Next Door: The Search For A Playmate.

[Clitfucker]

Who is going to watch Playboy's Girl Next Door: The Search For A Playmate?


The show will be aired on FOX tonight at either 7 or 8.


I might watch it, but I have never been a fan of Playboy or Hugh Hefner.

 

[Tyrael]

what is this...another reality show?

Behind the scenes of the Playboy mansion.

I stopped caring about Playboy, Penthouse, and all the rest when I dicovered free porn on the net.

 

[Clitfucker]

what is this...another reality show?

Behind the scenes of the Playboy mansion.

I stopped caring about Playboy, Penthouse, and all the rest when I dicovered free porn on the net.

No it's only a 1 episode deal at this point, but you never know.

 

[sabbathstorm]

I for one won't be watching it. Reality shows just aren't my thing.

 

[Clitfucker]

I for one won't be watching it. Reality shows just aren't my thing.

It's not really a "reality," show.

 

[sabbathstorm]

well fake reality then...all bullshit in the end. Kind of like the millionaire, bachelor, etc.

 

[Clitfucker]

well fake reality then...all bullshit in the end. Kind of like the millionaire, bachelor, etc.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

 

[SINthysist]

The next new season mega hit: WHO WANTS TO BE A STRIPPER?

 

[sabbathstorm]

The next new season mega hit: WHO WANTS TO BE A STRIPPER?

Aww....and I though it was "Who wants to be a porn star?"

 

[Private Vasquez]

hate to be a spoiler, but it's me

 

[alexandraaah]

No way, dude.

 

[Private Vasquez]

way, dude. I live next door, I meet the qualifications

 

[alexandraaah]

Dude, next door?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

way, dude. I live next door, I meet the qualifications

But, dude, you're not a girl.

 

[Private Vasquez]

dude, yeah. Right next door. I'm in!

 

[alexandraaah]

But, dude, you're not a girl.

Dude, have you seen some of the girl's Clitzilla's into?

Dude, they are so not girls.

 

[Private Vasquez]

*that whole me being a girl thing is a secret*

I've got boobs, I'm a girl, dude

 

[alexandraaah]

*that whole me being a girl thing is a secret*

I've got boobs, I'm a girl, dude

Shhh...careful not to wake the Clickety Zillamonster, he might not notice.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Dude, I've been in men's locker rooms before. Boobs don't mean nothing.

 

[Private Vasquez]

he might not notice anyway, dude.

I'm his brother.

 

[alexandraaah]

he might not notice anyway, dude.

I'm his brother.

Probably not, dude.

In fact, dude, there's no way.

 

[Private Vasquez]

you're right, dude.

and besides, he's got manboobs to keep him company.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

The clitzilla dude lives in Tennessee. All men in Tennessee got boobs.

 

[lavender]

 

[Private Vasquez]

but he can bench press 250 lbs.