Getting Stronger as I get older....

jeff_is_smiling

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Used to be, when I was a teenager, I'd wake up with these hard-ons I couldn't move....I was way too weak to make them budge....

Now that I am 43 (33 if you don't count weekends or holidays), I have found I am ALOT stronger! Now when I get my morning wood, I can easily bend that sucker down!

Just informing the world of my strength...go back to your regular chat buddies.....
 
Maybe you should fuck your asshole with it.

Technique, not the streangth, is important.
 
Good morning t you too...

Soblue said:
Morning jeff!

Thanks for sharing.

As you know, I am a giver....just letting the world in on my "little" discovery...lol...
 
Sheesh...

roxanne69 said:
maybe it just gets more bendy when you get older :D

bendy? That would mean it might not be my new found strength?
OMG!!!...lol..
 
could be that too *giggle* or maybe you are just more used to the "heft" of it now :devil:
 
ahh yes...

roxanne69 said:
could be that too *giggle* or maybe you are just more used to the "heft" of it now :devil:


The heft of it...lol....perhaps my lifting techniques on it have improved due to ALOT of practice...lol...nicely put...lol....
 
You see? All that practice built up your biceps making it easier to wield *giggle*
 
OK....

roxanne69 said:
You see? All that practice built up your biceps making it easier to wield *giggle*

I got it...I got it already...lol....so I will take the obvious compliment about my bulging biceps and thank you....I knew some ego-boosting would happen for me somewhere in this post...lol....
 
Re: Wow!

jeff_is_smiling said:
There IS someone dumber than me...
Oh, terribly sorry. Did I offend you?

I should've thought about the sensibility of men with small cocks.
 
I'm still at that age...

That in the morning, I have to "assume the position" against the wall to pee into the toilet!
Perhaps a nickname like, "Bender?" :D
 
Re: I'm still at that age...

Lost Cause said:
That in the morning, I have to "assume the position" against the wall to pee into the toilet!
Perhaps a nickname like, "Bender?" :D


I remember that age well....the pee-pee stains on the ceiling.....those were the days..lol..
 
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