gay men attacked my friends

[seXieleXie]

and forced them to buy almost $80 of makeup. we went into The Body Shop on castro street and spent almost an hour there. however, the two gentlemen did not sell me anything. does that mean i'm impervious to their fabulousness or that i'm beyond the help of makeup?

also, there are a hell of a lot of men who look better as a woman than i do. this amuses me way more than it should.

in addition, hedwig and the angry inch makes me want to be a transsexual punk rocker from communist east berlin.







oh yeah and a cute waitress asked for my phone number on friday night

 

[seXieleXie]

first post denied.

 

[Laurel]

I need gay men to attack me and force me to shop. I need an excuse, really bad.

 

[seXieleXie]

there were two of them and they worked in tandem. it was really amazing to watch

 

[scylis]

hi. i'm a troll. i hate you.

pleased to meet you!

 

[seXieleXie]

hi. i'm a troll. i hate you.

pleased to meet you!

http://www.ripplejunction.com/happy_bunny/RJ4262.jpg

 

[scylis]

http://www.ripplejunction.com/happy_bunny/RJ4262.jpg

are you white chocolate?

 

[seXieleXie]

are you white chocolate?

that is the most racist thing i've ever heard. i'm going to sue you.

 

[Laurel]

I heart lexie.

I heart scylis too.

I'm all hearting all of a sudden.

 

[seXieleXie]

 

[sexy-girl]

first post denied.

that is such a cool idea


maybe they just dont think you need make up to look beautiful

 

[wetmarlene]

If I go into the Body Shop I am usually directed to the cement-mixing factory.

What does that tell me ?

 

[April]

I'm ripe for an attack by gay men to force me to shop. *sigh*

 

[wetmarlene]

This morning I am ripe for any kind of attack !

 

[Ayaka]

Not by gay men a macho sweaty guy in a ripped sweat shirt

Can't believe I just said that

 

[wetmarlene]

Sounds good

 

[Ayaka]

Sounds good

Good enough to.....?

 

[wetmarlene]

Good enough to dildo-myself at the thought

(once I have reached the 100-post mark, that is)

 

[Ayaka]

Good enough to dildo-myself at the thought

(once I have reached the 100-post mark, that is)

10 to go and then can we watch?

 

[wetmarlene]

You'll see the AV - nice close up ! - you will just have to imagine the dildo !

 

[Ayaka]

Still 6 to go, are you losing steam?

 

[wetmarlene]

Not at all !

 

[wetmarlene]

Only 1 to go

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Not by gay men a macho sweaty guy in a ripped sweat shirt

I have on a seriously ripped and holey t-shirt that says "Life is short, ride hard" on the back, will that do?

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Lexie. must have been fun to watch.

two guys tie up your freind and force her to shop.

as for you. I think you have it backwards. they thought you were so beautiful that there was no need to add makeup.