Blue balls... experiences?

[user1455]

Okay fellow gentlemen, what happened the first time you experienced blue balls? Did you even know what was happening? Let's hear about it.

I experienced it on prom night my sophomore year in high school. In rural Kansas, there are infinite numbers of locations to pull off the beaten path and make out, which we did. I'd say my date and I spent almost three hours of quality time that consisted of 98% kissing and a failed attempt on my part at grabbing a titty, and me with a raging hard-on the whole time.

On the way home my balls started aching like they'd been slapped. I got home and undressed, and I swear my balls were hanging about 4", and normally my ball sack is pretty tight. Being the a normal 16 year old dude, I figured the best thing to do was jack off. I was surprised that my cock was a little reluctant to get hard, but persistence paid off, and pretty soon I was getting close to cummings. As usual I paused and put a kleenex where the cum usually landed and resumed stroking. My orgasm hit shortly after, and when it did...

Oh. Em. Gee. It hit me like a freight train and things got real. My cock seemed like it Instead of my usual one squirt every second or so landing on my navel, I was spurting at least four times that fast, hitting me on my face, the pillow, chest... everywhere but on the damned kleenex. In addition to being a lot more quantity than usual, it was a much more watery than normal, so it was running downhill faster than I could grab more tissues and wipe it up once I'd recovered my senses.

In short, it was awesome. My balls still hurt, but felt relieved and totally normal when I woke up.

 

[Saint_Ann]

It's been my experience that you have to untie them every 15 minutes or so and let them pink up a bit. Otherwise they might fall off.

 

[user1455]

It's been my experience that you have to untie them every 15 minutes or so and let them pink up a bit. Otherwise they might fall off.

Have you perchance spent time working on a sheep farm...?

 

[windwater]

This may sound strange - but I love the build up to the act, the want, the need, the play, the result.
Being highly aroused, fully erect and teased over a period of time, then parting without the climax.
That sexual feeling is enhanced with the pain that can actually travel up into the side.

Thet certainly can be uncomfortable, but what came from having a bad case is worth it, and trust me when I say - when the next load is blown, the sensation and volume is greatly enganced.

 

[YANKEE DAN]

My first experience was a dance as well. Stupid butt grinding on my crotch! It was highly unpleasant I personally avoid it when possible, it has happened from writing as well, I'll sit and write erotic stories for hours and just give myself blue balls, fucking ridiculous. I don't masterbate while trying to write because the horiness helps me (or it makes me imagine that the story is hotter than it is perhaps)

 

[user1455]

This may sound strange - but I love the build up to the act, the want, the need, the play, the result.
Being highly aroused, fully erect and teased over a period of time, then parting without the climax.
That sexual feeling is enhanced with the pain that can actually travel up into the side.

Thet certainly can be uncomfortable, but what came from having a bad case is worth it, and trust me when I say - when the next load is blown, the sensation and volume is greatly enganced.

Sounds intriguing, but I can't stay aroused for very long because nowadays I only get really hard if I edge. It all goes into my bladder now anyways, so least now my face doesn't get sprayed.

 

[Saint_Ann]

It's been my experience that you have to untie them every 15 minutes or so and let them pink up a bit. Otherwise they might fall off.

Have you perchance spent time working on a sheep farm...?

We raised hogs. I was the herder. Dad was the cutter. That's why I'll never eat a Rocky Mountain Oyster.

 

[12oclocktales]

We raised hogs. I was the herder. Dad was the cutter. That's why I'll never eat a Rocky Mountain Oyster.

Gotta love them testicle festivals, though. Went to one outside of Glendive MT once where they used some local brew and lots of hot sauce. Nice!

 

[tnhardon]

So I’d say it took me having “blue balls” a number of times to realize that the aching feeling I felt inside me was coming from “blue balls”. The first few times I had it happen it was from masturbating for long periods of time. I’d Jack off for some times hours before I finally decided I was ready to cum. On a few occasions I went so long that I ended up getting blue balls.

First relationship I was in was very tame. It took a while for us to kiss for the first time and there were pretty firm boundaries on anything sexual. That said, as time progressed there was lots of making out and touching which would get me highly aroused. Couple of hours of making out and rubbing her tits and ass was the perfect recipe for underwear soaked in precum and blue balls.

I’ve had it a few times since while masturbating, but I try to be more aware of the time and cum before I get to that point.

 

[raceryz]

Okay fellow gentlemen, what happened the first time you experienced blue balls? Did you even know what was happening? Let's hear about it.

I experienced it on prom night my sophomore year in high school. In rural Kansas, there are infinite numbers of locations to pull off the beaten path and make out, which we did. I'd say my date and I spent almost three hours of quality time that consisted of 98% kissing and a failed attempt on my part at grabbing a titty, and me with a raging hard-on the whole time.

On the way home my balls started aching like they'd been slapped. I got home and undressed, and I swear my balls were hanging about 4", and normally my ball sack is pretty tight. Being the a normal 16 year old dude, I figured the best thing to do was jack off. I was surprised that my cock was a little reluctant to get hard, but persistence paid off, and pretty soon I was getting close to cummings. As usual I paused and put a kleenex where the cum usually landed and resumed stroking. My orgasm hit shortly after, and when it did...

Oh. Em. Gee. It hit me like a freight train and things got real. My cock seemed like it Instead of my usual one squirt every second or so landing on my navel, I was spurting at least four times that fast, hitting me on my face, the pillow, chest... everywhere but on the damned kleenex. In addition to being a lot more quantity than usual, it was a much more watery than normal, so it was running downhill faster than I could grab more tissues and wipe it up once I'd recovered my senses.

In short, it was awesome. My balls still hurt, but felt relieved and totally normal when I woke up.

Been diagnosed of having dreaded semen
Back . Known to afflict teenagers to senior citizens

 

[BrownScorpio]

When my wife and I were young and free, we had a road trip to a national park. We hit the road early so the trail was not crowded. We hiked hand in hand, then hand at hip, at butt, then my hand found its way to her tits. We kissed, we groped. My hand got inside her panties and hers through my zipper. So horny, we got behind a big tree and made out standing. It was so good and when I almost came we heard a family approaching. She was so scared, we stopped. We had several other short hikes later, and tried to finish what we started but no luck. Mid-summer, people were every where. We even tried to find a remote parking spot and went back seat but cars coming when I just got inside her. It’s painful down there from horny the whole time. And I knew my wife was so horny too. Her hand on my dick while I was driving. Once we got to the hotel, first thing we did was stripping each other off and fucked like animal. I was pretty anyone walked by our room knew what’s going on inside. I came so much I almost passed out. First time my wife almost dug her finger nails into my butts when we came.

 

[Pairaclities]

It's been my experience that you have to untie them every 15 minutes or so and let them pink up a bit. Otherwise they might fall off.

Is that what you do with your balls?

 

[Rockymtnman]

Once, but I don’t remember it being painful just kinda sensitive and felt tight. We had been messing around with each other all night at a party. Light touching, some kissing, flashing, etc just fucking around but I had been hard probably a dozen times or more throughout the night. Unfortunately, she got quite hammered but still wanted to mess around but I was not interested in sex with a woman who didnt have the capability of giving consent. so I’m left with blue balls. I just jerked off and it went away.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Is that what you do with your balls?

Nice to see that a few trolls survived The Great Purge.

 

[Pairaclities]

Sorry to now understand that mild jokes are defined as trolling. It that the latest from the Woke crowd?

 

[Goldenfinger]

All I can tell you is blue ball are real. Not everyone gets them. They can be painful. A woman should not feel bad if she give them to someone and should never be pressured into sex to relieve them.