Funniest spam ever

NCShin

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OK, this spam looked like it could be a real email so I looked dispite my better judgement.... But it has to be the funniest spam mail I've ever gotten. I'll post the contents minus the links.


Sometimes even the sweetest girls can be really disgusting bitches.
You know why? Because we, Men, let them everything and act like silly
chickens and "nice boys".
Well, now it's time to stop this bullshit. It's time to become Tough
Guys. Right now.

Five simple rules to treat the girls right:

1. Remember - You are The Boss and You are The Master. All the girls in
the world are yours.
2. Forget "sweetheart", "honey", "darling" and other stupid words. You
need one word - bitch.
3. Never ask bitches if and how they like it. Just fuck them the way
you want.
4. If the bitch screams - just put your cock into her mouth
4. Make bitches scream and suffer, they gonna love it. Then, shoot your
load right into their faces.
 
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