French Fries French Fries!!!

[Moridin187]

How about I watch LotR while eating french fries? Will I be saved from damnation then?

So long as you eat french fries once a month afterwards, you shall be lifted upon the potato wings of salted angels to the french fry heaven upon your passage from the mortal coil.

 

[lovetoread]

Okay...

if we must confess our sins...

Here is mine.

I eat french fries everyday,barring natural disasters.

 

[Moridin187]

Okay...

if we must confess our sins...

Here is mine.

I eat french fries everyday,barring natural disasters.

That is NOT a sin, it is a great act, you will be raised to archangel status!

 

[Tyrael]

I shalt erect a mighty temple to the glory of the fried potato lest I should be cast down into the fiery pits and burn forever in agony.

Then, I'm gonna go buy porn!

 

[PainSlut]

Saved by the fries.

i found a way to work french fries into my dinner *laugh* since they go perfect with anything i'm sure they will be great with stuffed peppers

 

[Moridin187]

I shalt erect a mighty temple to the glory of the fried potato lest I should be cast down into the fiery pits and burn forever in agony.

Then, I'm gonna go buy porn!

Yes my son, save yourself from spending an eternity frying in the Pitt of Oil.. You have seen the light, go forth and be well.

 

[Moridin187]

Re: Saved by the fries.

i found a way to work french fries into my dinner *laugh* since they go perfect with anything i'm sure they will be great with stuffed peppers

Hmm.. I've had french fries with rice (yummy) and french fries with sauteed peppers(yummy) so it sounds like they'll come out fine to me PS.

 

[scrymettet]

If I leave right now, I might make it by 3 am. Naaahhh, I'll pass.

up to 4, no problem !

 

[Mellon Collie]

*shrug*

Perhaps, I don't pay much attention to what other guys say to women... I simply say what I feel. I assure you Mellon, I am quite unlike any other guy you've ever encountered.

So you're only trying to swindle nude pictures out of me and possibly a few select others?

Aww, how sweet!

 

[Moridin187]

So you're only trying to swindle nude pictures out of me and possibly a few select others?

Aww, how sweet!

Not swindle, request. Nothing wrong with requesting, is there? Geez, it's a Friggin Compliment!

 

[Mellon Collie]

Not swindle, request. Nothing wrong with requesting, is there? Geez, it's a Friggin Compliment!

Oh well in that case, send me your email address big boy. You have plenty of nude pictures coming your way.

 

[Tyrael]

It figures...the moment I leave the nude pictures start flying.

 

[Moridin187]

mmm mmm


MC is DAYUM sexy man, you don't know what you're missing!!

Edited to add: Before I get killed, this was a joke, I have not recieved, nor shall I recieve, any pics of MC au natural

 

[Caria Knight]

Oh Maaaaaaan

I had finally gotten over being pissed that they forgot to give me my fries at the Wendy's drive thru earlier. Now I'm mad as hell again! *stomps foot*

 

[SweetBrat73]

*breaks out a fresh jug of ketchup*

Yeah that's what you needed...some ketchup on them fries...then I would've known what the heck they were


Brat

 

[Moridin187]

No no no no.. You don't put ketchup on french fries, you DIP the french fries IN the ketchup...


Geez, get it right!

 

[Tyrael]

What's the difference?

Or have I broken another sacred commandent of the Almighty Fried Potato?

Whosoever squirteth thy ketchup onto the fry shall be cast down and lo a wild donkey shall burst forth from yonder woods and trample thy spine again and again and again and again and AGAIN!

Oh, the pain! The stabbing knives of PAIN!

 

[SweetBrat73]

No no no no.. You don't put ketchup on french fries, you DIP the french fries IN the ketchup...


Geez, get it right!

LoL ok ok ok...a big gob of ketchup on the side of the plate then


Brat

 

[Moridin187]

What's the difference?

Or have I broken another sacred commandent of the Almighty Fried Potato?

Whosoever squirteth thy ketchup onto the fry shall be cast down and lo a wild donkey shall burst forth from yonder woods and trample thy spine again and again and again and again and AGAIN!

Oh, the pain! The stabbing knives of PAIN!

Not a commandment, just a minor sin my child. Eat a child-size box of fries to atone.

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Since he's my own brother, I know he's going to at least be shocked at me for this.

Confession
Forgive me brother, for I have sinned, it's been 6 months since my last confession, and the last time I ate Fries was in early September.


What can I say, I've been swayed by the health food kick.

 

[Moridin187]

*sighs and shakes his head*

Ahh my dearest sister.. You realize that when I come out there I'm going to stuff you so full of french fries your skin will acquire a golden tan color, don't you?

 

[LadyDarkFire]

*sighs and shakes his head*

Ahh my dearest sister.. You realize that when I come out there I'm going to stuff you so full of french fries your skin will acquire a golden tan color, don't you?

. . .
. . . .
. . . . .
Me?!?!? Tan?!?!? That doesn't happen Bro, and you know it. As for the fry thing, so BITE ME, I don't eat much fast food, and it's not a side dish that's made in this house.

 

[Moridin187]

If I stuff enough french fries into you I'm sure it'll happen...

Although I'm still pretty pale..

Well, I'll try.

Hey! There's something I can cook for you.. Home made french fries! *writes that down*

And I'm surprised you didn't come up with a better name for "golden tan", oh she of the 300,000 color box of crayons.

 

[BlazeofLife]

I can proudly say that I stopped on the way home from work and grabbed an order of fries AND several poutines, which I am currently in the midst of devouring.
Seems the Bored thread from last night got me in the mood for some fries...
Oh well, they're good!

Blaze

 

[LadyDarkFire]

If I stuff enough french fries into you I'm sure it'll happen...

Although I'm still pretty pale..

Well, I'll try.

Hey! There's something I can cook for you.. Home made french fries! *writes that down*

And I'm surprised you didn't come up with a better name for "golden tan", oh she of the 300,000 color box of crayons.

I'm paler than you, so I don't think the tan will happen, considering that I've had a lack of that pigmentation for so long. As for the colors: Tawny, Burnished gold, bronzed, etc etc etc so