Free Sex Change Operation

[ffreak]

Wow! A sex change operation for no charge.

Originally posted by KillerMuffin in:
ffreak, rumple, and amsterdam: new in the SDC
One of our favorite newcomers lately, ffreak, would like a little help with her latest story. Princess Daisy So drop on by and let her know!

Uh, was that a repeating typo, or do I come across as a lesbian? (sorry that last one was from one of the jokes posted here.)

I managed to get referred to as 'her' twice which will probably make for some fun and confusion. But, for the record, last time I looked at that dangling participle between the walking sticks, I think it indicates I'm male (unless I've been given wrong information - in which case I'm going to start telling the girls in the local bars I'm a lesbian looking for a new lover).

Have at it.

-FF' (and here I thought it was hard to get a date before )
ps. KM, no harm, no foul - just having fun with it.

 

[gauchecritic]

Phew, I thought it was me that was going mental.

Gauche

 

[Icingsugar]

Dude or dudette, yer still FF.

 

[raphy]

Re: Re: Free Sex Change Operation

Dude or dudette, yer still FF.

Does this mean you don't have FF-size breasts?

 

[Guest]

Bloody hell, Raphy! Now you've done it. You'll never be left alone now. I like, lots!

Eff, those lesbian rumours sure do get around.

Lou

 

[Quasimodem]

Does this mean you don't have FF-size breasts?

Only if Eff is a Dude!

Tthat Wwould Bbe Ffreak-Ee!!

 

[Guest]

Bloody hell, Raphy! Now you've done it. You'll never be left alone now. I like, lots!

I needs follow Loulou or I'll say too much.

It all comes together for me, Raff - boots, front, back, whole. More importantly - the man who appears through your words.

'dita

 

[ffreak]

Originally posted by raphy
Does this mean you don't have FF-size breasts?

Sorry, that may be the width of my feet, but I wouldn't even fill a training bra. Another of the points in my list of why I'm glad I'm not a woman (which is different from the list of why I'm glad that there are women)

Ten Reasons I'm Glad I'm Not a Woman
1. Shitting a small watermelon throught a tube that has to expand for my little finger to fit inside - and calling the result life.
2. Bleeding nearly to death - on a monthly basis.
3. Bras - invented by the Marquis de Sade.
4. Pantyhose - see #3
5. Skin-tight jeans - ditto
6. Dental floss, I mean g-strings and thongs
7. Make-up - I didn't like mud pies, why would I put some foul smelling gooey stuff on my face?
8. Waxing - also see #3
9. PMS - invented by Satan - some women are cops and carry guns and they even let them do so during 'that time of month'
10. Homones - what balance? At least for guys homones are all one way - to hell with the depths of despair part.


-FF' (all along I thought it was my manliness that was impressing everyone and here its revealed that I've been mistaken for Carol Doda)

ps. just to be fair:
Twenty-eight Reasons I'm Glad That There are Women
(this is in alphabetical order - I can't choose from these beautiful ladies - they're all wonderful - click to go to their page)
AmericanWench
BooMerengue
cahab
champagne1982
Chicklet
cookiejar
damppanties
DarlingNikki
deliciously_naughty
Destinie21
gorgeousgypsygirl
Jenny_S
KillerMuffin
Lauren.Hynde
LorriLove
Lovepotion69
Madame Manga
MathGirl
MlledeLaPlumeBleu
Perdita
SpiceyAngel
Svenskaflicka
sweet T
sweetnpetite
Tatelou
Wantonica
Wicked-N-Erotic
wildsweetone

pps. If I've left anyone off the list, please forgive me, my mind was too dream clouded by the time I thought about all the beauties that are on the list.

edited because I can't count, and because I can't believe I didn't have some of these lovely ladies on the list - sorry

 

[damppanties]

I made the list!!!

I'd like to thank God (well, just in case He exists), my parents(they're the reason I'm here), my brother rolleyes: ), my grandparents (they're the reasons my parents are here), my dog (I wish I had one), my cat (I wish I had several), the guy next door (he's cute. he's married ), my fish (any idea why they keep dying?), Literotica ('cos that's the reason I'm here.. wait... what about the parents then?) and of course Effy (gets all teary-eyed and chokes at this point). That's all. Thank you. Thank you.



Ps. Effy, I loved reason #2 of not a woman list.
Pps. Errr... I'm glad about the PMS. It's handy as a valid reason.

 

[Icingsugar]

Re: Re: Re: Free Sex Change Operation

Does this mean you don't have FF-size breasts?

Dissapointed?

 

[Icingsugar]

my fish (any idea why they keep dying?)

You need to feed them, hun.

 

[Icingsugar]

Originally posted by raphy
I wouldn't even fill a training bra.

That depends on how it's worn, bro.

/Ice - in a short-dumb-posts mood

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

ff,

Maybe KM has perceived the real you.

RF

 

[ffreak]

from IcingSugar
That depends on how it's worn, bro.

Please refer to my reason #3 above as to why I'm glad I'm not a victim of restraints, no matter what they're made of. I don't dress in women's clothes, and I don't want to get my wing-wang cut off just to have a hidey-hole. Bear in mind though that I really admire women's hidey holes, great fun finding out what they're hiding, too.

Rumples, I'm not a big fan of Freud, or his inner sister. His outer sister was supposed to be quite a difficulty for him, though. Lovely thought.


A man walks into a room where three famous psychoanalysts are waiting. He tells them that he's frustrated.
Freud says, "Why do you hate your mother?"
Jung says, "Why don't you want to be like everyone else?"
Adler says, "So what are you going to do about it?"

"I'd like to find that inner child and kick his little ass!"
-Get Over It from the Eagles

-FF' (adam-antly male - wait a minute, that may not be the right way to say that either - um, ok, how about John Mansfield like - a hero of male virility - if you got it in your 90's without viagra, that should count for something - no I'm not 90 yet, just starting on my second half - isn't that why they call it a second chilhood?)

ps. The list keeps growing I can't believe how many beautiful ladies I missed on my list above - sorry.

 

[Guest]

Hey, Eff, re. your effusive declarations of virility, you're nearing to receive Gertrude's admonition of "The lady protests too much, methinks." Maybe quit while you're ahead? I'm convinced you're male, is that enough?

Perdita

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

ffreak,

Thought you should know, that KillerMuffin's "slip" may be a sub-conscious expression of her plans for your future. The last brash newbie to show up around here was a blonde Amazon who stood about 6'5" and many considered a sure bet to replace Lisa Leslie as the best player in the women's pro basketball league (WNBA). We called her ArithmaticWoman-then KM went to work and, well, you can figure out the rest.

RF

 

[ffreak]

Dear Perdita, your opinion is definitely enough for me.

Rumples, now that you mention it, I should have been paying attention to why they call her Killer(Muffin).

-FF' (I think I'll take that advice and shut up for now)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*blows eff a kiss for putting me on the list*

 

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by raphy

3. Bras - invented by the Marquis de Sade.

(extremely happy to be on the list...)

And my bra helps me a LOT - there would be a ton more pain if I didn't have one.

Chicklet