Female Archetypes

[PrincessArianrhod]

Nice to see a healthy population of male archetypes surviving and thriving...

What label is stuck to my head? I can't see it.

 

[AlinaX]

Ooh, did we have:
The Princess - A little spoilt, but let's be honest: we're envious of her wardrobe.

 

[Lifestyle66]

Barbie (or Barbie Doll) - As my wife says; "I want to be like Barbie, the bitch who has everything!"

 

[AlinaX]

Barbie - A woman who has everything, except that.

 

[NotWise]

Nice to see a healthy population of male archetypes surviving and thriving...

What label is stuck to my head? I can't see it.

It says "Princess" right in your handle.

 

[AlinaX]

(It says not wise in yours.)

 

[jehoram]

Mother Natures Child - love sex outdoor, hiking and nature.

Also called "Earth Mother" but that describes the quintessential hippie-type chick, usually stocky in build, favors nudity (except for beads), probably smokes pot, and reeks of self-assurance. See also "Mountain Girl."

JAP (Jewish American Princess) - Insufferably superior, status fixated, impeccably assembled, Daddy's girl, if not an MD or a lawyer, a male is not dating material

And usually frigid when you get them in bed. A time-worn joke:

What's the difference between Jello and a Jewish-American Princess?
Jello moves when you eat it.

But, like RedChamber's, that hasn't been my experience with the Jewish girls I've known... but they weren't from the "elite" class like the stereotypical JAP was.

Minute Maid: A woman who orgasms after three strokes, then roles over and falls asleep. The most satisfaction you'll get out of her is if you give her oral, as long as you like fruit juice.

Back in the day when tubes (valves in the UK) were to be found in television sets, radios, and amplifiers, I heard references to this sort of woman as "solid state".... no warmup required.

 

[AlinaX]

Steam Train - Get her hot and make sure she's got plenty of water to drink. Likes head, loves getting railed, can take a good pistoning, and drips everywhere.

 

[NotWise]

(It says not wise in yours.)

You should take that seriously.

 

[jehoram]

Did anybody mention "size queen"? A woman who's always looking for the biggest (longest and/or thickest) erection she can find.

 

[Vammatar]

The Aspie girl - Socially inept, gives off all the wrong signals, hasn't a clue that you're flirting with her, fucks like a bunny if by some miracle you actually get her into bed.

 

[iwatchus]

The Aspie girl - Socially inept, gives off all the wrong signals, hasn't a clue that you're flirting with her, fucks like a bunny if by some miracle you actually get her into bed.

Another pretty gender neutral one, really. Also known as my son. I can only guess how he fucks, I guess. The women that finally bedded him seems satisfied six years later.

The same thing as my Geeky Innocent male.

 

[Vammatar]

Might be a self insert...

 

[Vammatar]

Can't believe I forgot about this one...

The insufferable girl boss... Is never wrong about anything because she knows everything. Doesn't need a man in her life because she can do anything better than him, and is usually used as a plot device to wreck long running beloved franchises, by replacing the male protagonist, particularly if he's of a certain ethnicity. (see Star Wars, Indiana Jones and any Marvel film from the last few years.)

Can effortlessly wade through any number of the biggest toughest henchmen, even though she's unarmed, only five foot tall and weighs 95 pounds. Is usually in possession of some sort of bullshit magical device that gives her godlike powers.

Never ever has a story arc, because she's not allowed to struggle or be seen as inferior to (gasp) a male character, therefore she arrives as a fully formed  IGB at the height of her powers and has bugger all interesting to do.

 

[AlinaX]

Jedi Knight - Gender-neutral. Opposite of a Disney princess. Probably queer and innocent at heart, but inevitably screwed by the film-makers.