Free Association Thread 5

[JKendallDane]

Ah, the guy whose feet are too big for his bed

Well, you know what they say about big feet and big ear lobes.

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[SamScribble]

Well, you know what they say about big feet and big ear lobes.

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Big shoes?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Big shoes?

Can we go back to this big ear lobe thing for a minute . . .wha-huh?

 

[Handley_Page]

Can we go back to this big ear lobe thing for a minute . . .wha-huh?

A good question. . . . .

 

[JKendallDane]

Can we go back to this big ear lobe thing for a minute . . .wha-huh?

A good question. . . . .

It's one of the old urban legends (for lack of a better term) that claims you tell how well a man is hung by the size of some body parts. Finger length is the most popular, followed by the size of the feet. Things like length of the nose and large earlobes got added to it. None of them are truly dependable, though.

But the next time you see a guy with big earlobes, you'll wonder.

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[SamScribble]

It's one of the old urban legends (for lack of a better term) that claims you tell how well a man is hung by the size of some body parts. Finger length is the most popular, followed by the size of the feet. Things like length of the nose and large earlobes got added to it. None of them are truly dependable, though.

But the next time you see a guy with big earlobes, you'll wonder.

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Many years ago, I knew a guy who, when deep in thought, tugged on his earlobe. Now you have me wondering if he really was thinking.

 

[Mister_Song]

Many years ago, I knew a guy who, when deep in thought, tugged on his earlobe. Now you have me wondering if he really was thinking.

1] Rabbits have big feet and big earlobes.
2] Rabbits fuck a lot.
3] Therefore, people with big feet and big earlobes must be well endowed and good at fucking.

Our capacity for reason has produced similar conclusions, like "people with birth marks must be witches." Yet we consider ourselves to be the most intelligent creatures on Earth.

Mankind Is Actually The 3rd Most Intelligent

 

[Handley_Page]

I think the mice are having us on

 

[MagicaPractica]

I think the mice are having us on

Ha ha ha I'm definitely watching for the day the dolphins start whistling the Star Spangled Banner, and I always know where my towel is.

 

[Mister_Song]

Ha ha ha I'm definitely watching for the day the dolphins start whistling the Star Spangled Banner, and I always know where my towel is.

These last few posts are among the many reasons I enjoy Lit. Towel Day is only a 2.5 months away!

 

[MagicaPractica]

These last few posts are among the many reasons I enjoy Lit. Towel Day is only a 2.5 months away!

Well, thank God Pi Day is coming right up, and the Ides of March. I mean, come on, one right after the other. I've got to go find my pic of the giant knife in the bottle of Caesar dressing. And I hear there's a letter writing campaign to send Drumpf cards that say "you're fired" on the 15th.

 

[Mister_Song]

Well, thank God Pi Day is coming right up, and the Ides of March. I mean, come on, one right after the other. I've got to go find my pic of the giant knife in the bottle of Caesar dressing. And I hear there's a letter writing campaign to send Drumpf cards that say "you're fired" on the 15th.

All noteworthy days on The Calendar Of Days That Everyone Would Have Off If Only This Universe Were Slightly More Awesome.

 

[MagicaPractica]

All noteworthy days on The Calendar Of Days That Everyone Would Have Off If Only This Universe Were Slightly More Awesome.

I work for a non-profit, there is no such thing. It's okay though, it's the best place I've ever worked.

Let's see, I would vote for a Stay Home and Read day. Perhaps every Wednesday. I never could get the hang of Wednesdays, unlike Arthur, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." Thursdays are pretty decent in my world.

 

[SamScribble]

I work for a non-profit, there is no such thing. It's okay though, it's the best place I've ever worked.

Let's see, I would vote for a Stay Home and Read day. Perhaps every Wednesday. I never could get the hang of Wednesdays, unlike Arthur, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays." Thursdays are pretty decent in my world.

As I recall, The Boomtown Rats didn't much like Mondays

 

[JKendallDane]

As I recall, The Boomtown Rats didn't much like Mondays

The Mamas and the Papas only liked Monday mornings.

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[MagicaPractica]

No, it was Brenda Ann Spencer who didn't like Mondays - don't shoot the messengers...

Oh,those Manic Mondays, The Bangles.

 

[Mister_Song]

Oh,those Manic Mondays, The Bangles.

The Cure doesn't care if Monday's black
Tuesday, Wednesday heart attack
Come Thursday, they're not looking back
BUT FRIDAY OMG

 

[Handley_Page]

Yeah, tell me about it. Monday I'll have Friday on my mind!
(The Easybeats)

You mean this one?

 

[JKendallDane]

You mean this one?

Three Dog Night says One is the Loneliest Number.

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[Mister_Song]

Black Adder says "This is called adding."

2 + 2 = some beans

 

[JKendallDane]

Black Adder says "This is called adding."

2 + 2 = some beans

Beans, beans. Such a wonderful fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So let's have beans for every meal.

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[Mister_Song]

Beans, beans. Such a wonderful fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So let's have beans for every meal.

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chocolate comes from beans

 

[rutger5]

The coffee bean is the emperor of beans

 

[Handley_Page]

The coffee bean is the emperor of beans

Ah, but from whence cometh the bean ?
Therein lies the question.

 

[Mister_Song]

Ah, but from whence cometh the bean ?
Therein lies the question.

And are the bean's new clothes visible to everyone?