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[cheerful_deviant]

One Muse. Female, petite, approx. 6" tall, redhead, green eyes & silver wings. Very proficent at writing lesbian erotica. She turned up in my office today and put me right to work so she's obvoiusly not my usual muse.

If this sounds like someone you lost please let me know. I can FedEx her overnight to you if you don't mind me folding her wings.

If this is your muse please claim her soon or I may actually get a story done. Then what would I have to complain about?

 

[rgraham666]

One Muse. Female, petite, approx. 6" tall, redhead, green eyes & silver wings. Very proficent at writing lesbian erotica. She turned up in my office today and put me right to work so she's obvoiusly not my usual muse.

If this sounds like someone you lost please let me know. I can FedEx her overnight to you if you don't mind me folding her wings.

If this is your muse please claim her soon or I may actually get a story done. Then what would I have to complain about?

Except for the penchant for lesbian erotica, I'd say it was mine.

Keep her. She's a fickle bitch anyway.

 

[MissBri]

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Except for the penchant for lesbian erotica, I'd say it was mine.

Keep her. She's a fickle bitch anyway.

Actually she's quite personable. It's my usual Muse that's fickle. Actually she's a little slut that abandons me every time a pretty peice of ass in a short skirt goes by.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Sounds more like an angel to me.

Yeah, but you haven't see what she makes me write.

 

[JamesSD]

One Muse. Female, petite, approx. 6" tall

At first glance I read this as petite, approx 6 feet tall.

And of course I think "can a 6 foot tall woman be petite?"

I can read good because I'm a college graduate! (Hell, I have a Masters... but it's in biochemistry, so maybe I just needed a chart, or for it to be in cm)

 

[cloudy]

One Muse. Female, petite, approx. 6" tall, redhead, green eyes & silver wings. Very proficent at writing lesbian erotica. She turned up in my office today and put me right to work so she's obvoiusly not my usual muse.

If this sounds like someone you lost please let me know. I can FedEx her overnight to you if you don't mind me folding her wings.

If this is your muse please claim her soon or I may actually get a story done. Then what would I have to complain about?

Is her name Veronica? If so, she's mine, the flighty bitch.

(if her name's Betty, she belongs to Abs)

 

[oggbashan]

Several of my muses are 6 foot or more tall. NONE can be described as petite.

They're away at present. Their football season is in full swing and the only thing they have diverted from football for is their Nude calendar for next year.

I wish at least one of them would come back. I haven't got a Christmas story yet.

Og

 

[damppanties]

One Muse. Female, petite, approx. 6" tall, redhead, green eyes & silver wings. Very proficent at writing lesbian erotica. She turned up in my office today and put me right to work so she's obvoiusly not my usual muse.

If this sounds like someone you lost please let me know. I can FedEx her overnight to you if you don't mind me folding her wings.

If this is your muse please claim her soon or I may actually get a story done. Then what would I have to complain about?

She's not mine but can I have her until someone claims her please? My lesbian story is stalled.

Actually, all my stories are stalled. I just need someone who'll make me write I suppose. *sigh*

P.S: She might be Debbie's...

 

[FallingToFly]

I know she's not mine. THAT bitch is about twenty feet long, has scales black as sin, large, leathery wings and a long, whip-cracking tail, razor sharp white teeth, big golden eyes, and flames me when she's annoyed. She's also currently coiled around my body and threatening to disembowel me with her claws.

 

[Guest]

i wish my muse looked like that. my muse is about 4" tall with red skin and horns...she has a nasty habit of poking me in the side of the head with her tail and then she spits all over my keyboard making it impossible to write.

her name: susan.

im not entirely sure its a she but the thought of dangly bits on my shoulder makes me shudder.

 

[FallingToFly]

My muse said to tell your foundling that she's welcome to come over for dinner tonight.

Unfortunately, I think that was a subtle hint for me to feed her...






















Hey, has anyone seen the baby? He was just here....