Looking for my female partner in ecw crime! (erotic creative writing)

[gunhilltrain]

You're thinking of Gone Girl, I think, where the Rosamund Pike character slits the throat of the Neil Patrick Harris character during sex (in the book, she castrates him, IIRC).

But the poor OP, hopefully he's twigged to the error of his ways - imagination, my friend. If you've got one, use yours!

What an extremely convoluted plot. I tried to read a synopsis, and I realized that I just don't care.

At least the story of real-life Miss Wrong Aileen Wuornos was pretty straightforward and sort of made sense.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I am looking for an imaginative female. This will help me write the female parts of my stories. I write many stories with female insights, and being a male, I do not always understand a woman's mindset. So, if you are interested, I have a scenario in mind to test to see if you fit my writing style.
*Please write a brief introduction for this scenario*

**SCENARIO**

It was important to me that my father was happy. This was not meant for my parents to be together. They divorced and I believe it was not because of me. They probably would not have even gotten married, to begin with. They are now divorced. I often see both. I usually go to my mother’s house in California during the summer.

My name is Pasha Lawrence’. I am 19 years old. I live in Sarasota, Florida. It is beautiful here. My dad had large job-running gyms throughout Florida. He began as a trainer. He currently runs multiple gyms across Florida. He plans to expand to other states such as California and Texas. My dad likes a warm climate.

This also means that my dad was gone most of the time. I see him maybe once per week. I cannot complain because I have everything I want. Now, here are where things have changed. My dad dates a woman from one of his gyms. Her name is Michelle, and she comes over later to use the gym to work out. She happens to be easy to talk to.

She also is unbelievably gorgeous. Michelle is very tall, probably the tallest woman I've known. She has the sexiest body I have seen. The other day, she was doing yoga for approximately three hours. She contorted her body in the way she did. It made me want to bust a nut while watching her.

I had to leave the room because her body was glistening and sweating. Every time she stretched did not help. It made the stiffy in my shorts pop up repeatedly. There was even a moment when I thought I saw her smirk at me. So, it made me wonder if she saw me pop a hard-on for her.

Michelle is going to be here soon. So, I better go and get ready.”

*End of intro*

Writers Side Note - (*I will read all responses and pick who best suits this story, as it is a work in process right now and I need some female insights before I can continue on.*)

*What I want you to do is write up Michelle's part of her intro as I did for Pasha. I want you to write her introduction to the story. If interested post it in this thread.*

Let me get back on topic. So how tall is she? Seven-foot-two like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?

 

[ElectricBlue]

What an extremely convoluted plot. I tried to read a synopsis, and I realized that I just don't care.

At least the story of real-life Miss Wrong Aileen Wuornos was pretty straightforward and sort of made sense.

It's a good movie, directed by David Finscher, so it's edgy more than mainstream. Rosamund Pike is superb in it - it's very much "her" movie. Ben Affleck is more interchangeable, other male leads could have done just as well.

 

[gunhilltrain]

It's a good movie, directed by David Finscher, so it's edgy more than mainstream. Rosamund Pike is superb in it - it's very much "her" movie. Ben Affleck is more interchangeable, other male leads could have done just as well.

I'll take your word on it. If I can't understand the summary, maybe that's my own lack of patience.

 

[alohadave]

I've never heard any guy ever turning down a blow-job of any kind.

I'm not a fan of them.

Sorry, TxRad, look at those ladies in those Nevada places. (There is a huge number of such photos online.) It's not their appearances, it's what they are doing. I'm not that desperate.

I went to one when I was in Vegas for a weekend. I hit on the roulette table and went.

It's the exact opposite of erotic, at least for me it was. You go in and they line up and you pick the one you want. Go back to their room and they give you a price menu and how long each item lasts. I only had $100 to spend, so it was a handjob, and after 15 minutes you were done, whether you were done or not. It was very perfunctory and transactional.

It removed any further desire to use their services again.

 

[Bramblethorn]

I write many stories with female insights, and being a male, I do not always understand a woman's mindset. So, if you are interested, I have a scenario in mind to test to see if you fit my writing style.

The first of your stories I looked at is a sci-fi piece whose protagonist is a telepathic assassin, whose friends seem to come from several different alien races.

If you feel more confident empathising with a telepathic space assassin and his alien buddies than with a regular human woman (or even an amazingly hot barely-legal human woman), this is a problem. You are going to meet far more human women than space assassins in your life, and you need to be able to interact with them as members of the same species, whether that's relationships, friendships, or just as co-workers. (Or indeed co-authors; "write a story with somebody who doesn't get your mindset" isn't an appealing proposition.)

There's no one "woman's mindset" any more than there's a single "man's mindset". There are some common tendencies - the average man might be more interested in football and cars, less likely to go to the bathroom with a friend or talk about feelings in public - but nobody actually is an average man or average woman, and even if they were, fiction is often more interested in unusual people. Developing empathy for the opposite gender isn't rocket science; 95% of it is about looking at how their experiences differ from one's own, and thinking about how those experiences might change somebody.

 

[Bramblethorn]

I've never heard any guy ever turning down a blow-job of any kind.

Was there an implied "from a woman" here?

 

[Djmac1031]

1: OP seeing over 50 replies to his post
2: OP actually reading the replies.

 

[TxRad]

Was there an implied "from a woman" here?

Nope.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I'm not a fan of them.

I went to one when I was in Vegas for a weekend. I hit on the roulette table and went.

It's the exact opposite of erotic, at least for me it was. You go in and they line up and you pick the one you want. Go back to their room and they give you a price menu and how long each item lasts. I only had $100 to spend, so it was a handjob, and after 15 minutes you were done, whether you were done or not. It was very perfunctory and transactional.

It removed any further desire to use their services again.

I think the fictional Nora got it right.

"I forbade them from staying even an extra ten minutes. I would tell them to get out and go somewhere, anywhere else. They could get in their car or wait for the bus or take a walk; I didn't care. I wanted them out the front door as soon as they got their pants up."

 

[elizaloo]

But wait! There's more!

Order now, and we'll include, at no extra cost:

Salacious and gratuitous comments offered under the guise of "just trying to understand."

Offers of "friendship," quickly followed by inquires about your personal life, relationship status, and of course, physical appearance.

Requests to "exchange" pictures. Followed by unrequested nudes.

And of course, insults and personal attacks when you refuse to engage with them or return their overt sexual advances.

Order now! Operators are standing by!

I'm in, this is right up my alley!!! Sadly, I'm short a few unrequested nudes lately.

Was the 800 # posted somewhere? I think I missed it whilst I was in the dungeon working today.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Well, he DID say he'd read all replies...

Now I remember, GTO Racer. He did read replies and he fought back rather tenaciously. However, he was leaving (supposedly), not looking for a writing partner. It was beandip478 who instantly folded.

 

[gunhilltrain]

If she, as the OP has suggested, does yoga for three straight HOURS, she's definitely a fucking replicant.

"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave."

 

[gunhilltrain]

Was there an implied "from a woman" here?

Almost missed that one. Thumbs up.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Nope.

The Real Men of Lit would probably disagree with that assurance. As we know, that's possibly their biggest insecurity when it comes to GM, a fear that they're more interested than they like to project.

 

[TxRad]

The Real Men of Lit would probably disagree with that assurance. As we know, that's possibly their biggest insecurity when it comes to GM, a fear that they're more interested than they like to project.

The real men of which you speak fear any and all women. Period.

 

[ElectricBlue]

The real men of which you speak fear any and all women. Period.

True, there is that!

 

[onehitwanda]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DisguisedUnfoldedDiplodocus-max-1mb.gif

 

[Unblemished]

Why does this keep happening

 

[EmilyMiller]

Yes, that is the one. Probably I'd only recognize Van Morrison. Let me check again.

MetaBob (who?) seems to have categorized my replies.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Why does this keep happening

I think it’s the same troll with sock puppet accounts.

Em

 

[gunhilltrain]

The Real Men of Lit would probably disagree with that assurance. As we know, that's possibly their biggest insecurity when it comes to GM, a fear that they're more interested than they like to project.

Okay, gay men, not General Motors. It took me a moment to figure out your syntax (blame it on aging) but you mean the "Real Men of Lit." Anyway, if Alfred Kinsey was correct (who knows?), the majority of people are at least a bit bisexual, no matter how they define their main orientation.

 

[gunhilltrain]

The real men of which you speak fear any and all women. Period.

Yet it's not our job to change their minds. It's a bit hard to ignore them, because they seem to cluster in LW. It' probably not our job to change that category either. Just ignore them, or read their comments purely for entertainment value.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I am looking for an imaginative female. This will help me write the female parts of my stories. I write many stories with female insights, and being a male, I do not always understand a woman's mindset. So, if you are interested, I have a scenario in mind to test to see if you fit my writing style.
*Please write a brief introduction for this scenario*

**SCENARIO**

It was important to me that my father was happy. This was not meant for my parents to be together. They divorced and I believe it was not because of me. They probably would not have even gotten married, to begin with. They are now divorced. I often see both. I usually go to my mother’s house in California during the summer.

I don't know why I am bothering with this, you must have lit out for the territory by now. But you said you would read all responses. So you don't always understand a woman's mindset. (You think they all have the same one?) You're a fiction writer; just make it up. That sometimes works better than you might expect.

 

[Unblemished]

I think it’s the same troll with sock puppet accounts.

Em

I’m not so sure. This guy has a bunch of stories under the name he used to make this thread, and Beandip has a history of being extremely fucking weird over on the other boards. So they’re both probably genuine, if nothing else.