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Looking for my female partner in ecw crime! (erotic creative writing)

seraph_nocturne said:
I picked an H. All the same, I'm inclined to agree regarding forum etiquette... especially since this is like the third 'seeking female writer only' thread I've seen in the last two weeks. It's the worst possible way to approach seeking a collaborator in AH.
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I truly try not to go out of my way to make fun of anyone's writing.

Very few of us here are professional writers.

If he'd come here asking for help in improving his writing, I'd be more than happy to offer some kind criticism and suggestions.

But I won't waste my time, because it's obvious he doesn't want to hear from penis owners anyway.
 
seraph_nocturne said:
I picked an H. All the same, I'm inclined to agree regarding forum etiquette... especially since this is like the third 'seeking female writer only' thread I've seen in the last two weeks. It's the worst possible way to approach seeking a collaborator in AH.
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I don't even collaborate well with myself, much less another writer.
 
I've made a decision. I'm also willing to help write this beast, provided Michelle is a crazy Basic Instinct type chicky, who likes to ice pick tied down dudes. One must be authentic in writing and real life. ONE MUST BE AUTHENTIC!!!
 
Ummm, maybe she will do this, if required... I remember that in the BI movie the sexy/crazy tanned blonde lady riding Johnny Boz, or whomever, was able to lean right back before she picked up the ice pick. She may be able to cut off nuts while she does this? In other breaking news: I dunno wot I'm talkin' about. I just think Michelle needs to be a film noir type femme fatale or a replicant - I'm willing to write it on that basis.
 
theWollstonecraftWoman said:
I don't even collaborate well with myself, much less another writer.
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It can be very fun and rewarding. Or in my case, the only thing which sorta got me out of a depression-induced writer's block.

In any case, my partner in crime and I knew each other through forum interactions and mutual editing work. Turns out our creative vision and his patience align enough for not one, but two consecutive collabs and I'm all thankful for it. It's not even awkward to finish his sex scenes - and I suck at sex scenes.
 
Andrew1968 said:
Ummm, maybe she will do this, if required... I remember that in the BI movie the sexy/crazy tanned blonde lady riding Johnny Boz, or whomever, was able to lean right back before she picked up the ice pick. She may be able to cut off nuts while she does this? In other breaking news: I dunno wot I'm talkin' about. I just think Michelle needs to be a film noir type femme fatale or a replicant - I'm willing to write it on that basis.
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You're thinking of Gone Girl, I think, where the Rosamund Pike character slits the throat of the Neil Patrick Harris character during sex (in the book, she castrates him, IIRC).

But the poor OP, hopefully he's twigged to the error of his ways - imagination, my friend. If you've got one, use yours!
 
I for one am glad of all the attention girls get on AH. Nothing gratifies a female writer more than being granted the opportunity to play vassal to a male writer and thereby learn from his superior wisdom and skills in the process.

I am also grateful for the opportunity to explain at length the authentic female POV of my orifices being penetrated and fluids being squirted into them. It is refreshing that so many men want to get the little details of these things just right. They must really respect women to be so thorough.

Em
 
Andrew1968 said:
I'm a guy, but I'll do it, I'll write it. I only have one condition: Michelle must be a replicant, hell-bent on destroying the known world. Thanks - that is all.
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"That Voight-Kampf test of yours. Did you ever try to take that test yourself, Deckard?"
 
EmilyMiller said:
No one wants an amateur BJ 😊
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Unless it's the Chicken Ranch or one of those other horrible places, they're all amateur BJs. Anyway, Emily, I don't think you answered my question on the other thread. What is that long song you posted? Or was it several songs?
 
gunhilltrain said:
Unless it's the Chicken Ranch or one of those other horrible places, they're all amateur BJs. Anyway, Emily, I don't think you answered my question on the other thread. What is that long song you posted? Or was it several songs?
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Sorry, on What Are You Listening To?

From memory, two by Tori Amos, two by The National, three by Vampire Weekend and one by Van Morrison.

Em
 
TxRad said:
I've never heard any guy ever turning down a blow-job of any kind.
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Sorry, TxRad, look at those ladies in those Nevada places. (There is a huge number of such photos online.) It's not their appearances, it's what they are doing. I'm not that desperate.
 
EmilyMiller said:
Sorry, on What Are You Listening To?

From memory, two by Tori Amos, two by The National, three by Vampire Weekend and one by Van Morrison.

Em
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Yes, that is the one. Probably I'd only recognize Van Morrison. Let me check again.
 
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