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Fooktard

I believe in you Ze mad Zientist

tell me is your laboratory in New Zealand?

I just might look you up :)
 
I vish it vas in NZ! I'd be... ahem.. all over you!

Zis message provided as a pubic zervece!
 
why I do believe you are flirting with me! :)
Or are you really charming?
 
tell me are your intentions honourable or do you just want to take me to ze laboratory? :D
 
:eek: you are zinking ze naughty thoughtz about moi? :eek:
( Don't tell me Im a lady! I was kidding before about detail, think pure thoughts. THoughts of fluffy clouds and little kitties and puppies, cold showers, rainy days, your great grandmother)

:D :D :D
 
I have no grandmother... zo... Debbie, you are zo... But I muzn't! I am here to... But you are zo... I muzn't!...

*zmooches* Debbie
 
*clapping hands in happy glee* You read my stories? Oh wow I am so thrilled. Thank you thank you !:)
 
Sorry debs, I am strictly Homosexual. Psst. I post under DCL and PC too. Yes, I am an internet addict and very much a retard. Please forgive me as I have been misleading you into thinking I am a straight male. I am not! I am a dirty shrity guy who likes getting fudge packed up the ass by hairy chimps and I live my life in Uga booga.I like to dress up in saris and dance. Dance like the rundi that I am. I like to jiggle wiggle my fat belly. Jiggle my fat belly. I like to shake my tootie. I like to entertain...Laugh at me collectively heeeeeeeeeeeeee I am a blackjack dalit and I am basically worthless. Now, let me dance for you debi, dance like the slut that I am Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
sooo sorry absentminded guest I may be blonde but not totally dumb.
Ze mad zientist has my respect you do not.

:)
 
No, really I AM A Phag! velieve me when I tell you this. But I also like to dance. I like to jiggle my fat belly. I also like to shake my tootie. Watch me dress up in a sari and dance for you. I am a blackjack dalit and I love dancing to the theme tune hitler sings. Heil Hitler!!

I am shaking my tottie

I am jiggling my fat belly
I am wiggling my fat belly

Hahahahah I lovve danzing heeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
I am zo exzited! My verrry own Troll! Ze how he waztes hiz effortz attacking me?

I zhall wave my private partz in your general direction, fooktard!
 
Hahahahah You may wave your private parts at me ZMZ, but I am farting in your general direction you ignorant foo! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
Hi, I am a blackjack dalit slave who is constantly rejected by men. I go by the name of yaya-bot when Im feeling horny. What should I do to attract more men? I have now focused my attentions on Americans. There is this hot stud named
Dixon Carter Lee who I am dying to get my hands on, wish me luck, tonight Im going to try to rape him! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
Yes I want to blow his dick off, I will give him a nice blowjob and fuck him off, and lick his dick clean. DCL you better have a tasty dick, preferrably grape flavor, Kid Rocks was really good, his dick was cherry flavor, Albert Einstein's dick was raspberry, yuck, too bad he forced me to sign a one month contract of dicksucking, all that raspberry, his shaft was so long too, ugh atleast his balls were tasty, nice juicy bouncy balls, mmmmmm I enjoyed
biting into it and making Einstein scream in pain, I am Ze real , Mad Zientist not him. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
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