Foof's Funhouse

[chronicle_tenko]

Huh. I remember this. That is funny.

I actually slowed down though to think of the kittens.

 

[foofoo416]

oh my god, foof !! this used to be my screensaver at work!!

you are fabulous..

LOL, ty!! I have always loved that, and forgot I had it. It's now my wallpaper at home

 

[Elffy]

LOL thats funny, i like it, have a friend that use to have one those as is avatar, doesnt anymore, guess its one of them running after the kitty

 

[foofoo416]

Here's another email that just had me in stitches for minutes, my sides still hurt!!

INTERESTING PSYCHOLOGICAL FACT

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple, and a baseball bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.

Further studies in this area have been cancelled.

 

[bitchgoddess3]

Here's another email that just had me in stitches for minutes, my sides still hurt!!

INTERESTING PSYCHOLOGICAL FACT

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple, and a baseball bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.

Further studies in this area have been cancelled.

funny and true... where do you get them....

 

[Guest]

Darling.....

I would just like to say thank you for what you did yesterday for me.. it meant a lot..

And I LOVE your new avatar!!

I loved the last one too... and having seen the legs and lips first hand, I can say they are all exquisite.

 

[foofoo416]

............

 

[Guest]

Thank you, my love...thank you so much!!! Your opinion is the only one I care about.

I love you.

 

[foofoo416]

............

 

[hdlynnette]

This next one is interactive...if any ladies (or men for a giggle) want to do one, just post your actress here. These Cosmo type quizzes always crack me up.

For the record, I am Debbie Reynolds.

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Ever wonder which movie star you are most like?
Don't read ahead please!

Well, a team of researchers got together and
analyzed the personalities of movie stars.

They gathered info that has been incorporated into
this quiz.

There are only 10 questions so it doesn't take long.

Number your paper from 1 to 10, then Answer each
question with the choice that most describes you at this point in your
life, and then

add up the points that correspond with your answers.

Send this to all of your friends (including person who sent it to
you) with your star's name in the subject line.

And don't ruin the fun by not responding!! Unless of
course you want to just delete this email

Don't look ahead or you will ruin the fun!

1 Which describes your perfect date?
a) Candlelight dinner for two
b) Amusement Park
c) Rollerblading in the park
d) Rock Concert
e) Have dinner & see a movie
f) Dinner at home with a loved one

2. What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll
b) Alternative
c) Soft Rock
d) Classical
e) Christian
f) Jazz

3. What is your favorite type of movie?
a) Comedy
b) Horror
c) Musical
d) Romance
e) Documentary
f) Mystery

4. Which of the following jobs would you choose if you were given only these choices?
a) Waiter/Waitress
b) Sports Player
c) Teacher
d) Policeman
e) Bartender
f) Business person

5. Which would you rather do if you had an hour to waste?
a) Work out
b) Make out
c) Watch TV
d) Listen to the radio
e) Sleep
f) Read

6. Of the following colors, which do you like best?
a) Yellow
b) White
c) Sky blue
d) Teal
e) Gold
f) Red

7. Which one of the following would you like to eat right now?
a) Ice cream
b) Pizza
c) Sushi
d) Pasta
e) Salad
f) Lobster Tail

8. Which is your favorite holiday?
a) Halloween
b) Christmas
c) New Year's
d) Valentine's Day
e) Thanksgiving
f) Fourth of July

9. If you could go to any of the following places, which would it be?
a) Reno
b) Spain
c) Las Vegas
d) Hawaii
e) Hollywood
f) British Columbia

10. Of the following, who would you rather spend time with?
a) Someone who is smart
b) Someone with good looks
c) Someone who is a party animal
d) Someone who has fun all the time
e) Someone who is very emotional
f) Someone who is fun to be with

Now total up your points on each question:
1. a-4 b-2 c-5 d-1 e-3 f-6
2. a-2 b-1 c-4 d-5 e-3 f-6
3. a-2 b-1 c-3 d-4 e-5 f-6
4. a-4 b-5 c-3 d-2 e-1 f-6
5. a-5 b-4 c-2 d-1 e-3 f-6
6. a-1 b-5 c-3 d-2 e-4 f-6
7. a-3 b-2 c-1 d-4 e-5 f-6
8. a-1 b-3 c-2 d-4 e-5 f-6
9. a-4 b-5 c-1 d-4 e-3 f-6
10. a-5 b-2 c-1 d-3 e-4 f-6

NOW, take your total and find out which Movie Star you are most like:

(10-17 points) You are MADONNA:
You are wild and crazy and you know it. You know how have fun,
but you may take it to extremes. You know what you are doing
though, and are much in control of your own life. People don't
always see things your way, but that doesn't mean that you should
do away with your beliefs. Try to remember that your bold spirit
can lead to hurting yourself and others.

(18-26 points) You are DORIS DAY:
You are fun, friendly, and popular! You are a real crowd pleaser.
You have probably been out on the town your share of times, yet you
come home with the values that your mother taught you. Marriage and
children are very important to you, but only after you have fun.
Don't let the people you please influence you to dismray.

(27-34 points) You are DEBBIE REYNOLDS:
You are cute, and everyone loves you. You are a best
friend that no one takes the chance of losing. You never hurt
feelings and seldom have your own feelings hurt. Life is a breeze. You
are witty, and calm most of the time. Just keep clear of back jabbers, and you are worry-free.

(35-42 points) You are GRACE KELLY:
You are a lover. Romance, flowers, and wine are all you need to
enjoy yourself. You are serious about all commitments and are a
family person. You call your Mom every Sunday, and never forget a Birthday. Don't let your passion for romance get confused with the real thing.

(43-50 points) You are KATHERINE HEPBURN:
You are smart, a real thinker. Every situation is
approached with a plan. You are very healthy in mind and body. You
don't take crap from anyone. You have only a couple of individuals
that you consider "real friends". You teach strong family values. Keep your
feet planted in them, but don't overlook a bad situation when it does happen.

(51-60 points) You are ELIZABETH TAYLOR:
Everyone is in awe of you. You know what you want and how to get
it. You have more friends than you know what to do with. Your word
is your bond. Everyone knows when you say something is money in
the bank. You attract the opposite sex. Your intelligence
overwhelms most. Your memory is the next thing to photographic.
Everyone admires you because you are so considerate and lovable. You know
how to enjoy life and treat people right.

Foof! Hi Sweetie....I just found this thread!

I'm Grace Kelly...

 

[Guest]

Foof! Hi Sweetie....I just found this thread!

I'm Grace Kelly...

We're all Grace Kelly Lynn..... apart from some psycho who ended up being Debbie Reynolds. Can't remember who though....

 

[hdlynnette]

We're all Grace Kelly Lynn..... apart from some psycho who ended up being Debbie Reynolds. Can't remember who though....

OOOoooohhhhh....you are sooooo gonna be in twouble!!!!

Foof....It's past time you give him the spanking he deserved after his 'balloon fiasco' and I'm thinking he needs a couple extra spanks for this!

 

[Guest]

OOOoooohhhhh....you are sooooo gonna be in twouble!!!!

Foof....It's past time you give him the spanking he deserved after his 'balloon fiasco' and I'm thinking he needs a couple extra spanks for this!

Awww..... not the balloon fiasco!!!

 

[foofoo416]

OOOoooohhhhh....you are sooooo gonna be in twouble!!!!

Foof....It's past time you give him the spanking he deserved after his 'balloon fiasco' and I'm thinking he needs a couple extra spanks for this!

I think you have got an excellent point there, Lynn! Somebody has been getting awful bratty!! Time for the spankin! (I'll show you psycho!)

 

[Guest]

*slides down boxers*

*bends over*

 

[foofoo416]

*slides down boxers*

*bends over*

*puts on other pair of cute, nerdy glasses...grabs ruler and gives her best headmistress performance* You have been very naughty! *CRACK* Awww... now I want to kiss it better

 

[lycanthropedude]

We're all Grace Kelly Lynn..... apart from some psycho who ended up being Debbie Reynolds. Can't remember who though....

HEY...I was Debbie Reynolds too!

 

[foofoo416]

HEY...I was Debbie Reynolds too!

LOL, ha! Another Debbie! Welcome, Debbie

 

[Golden_Silence]

Hey Foofie!! - how are you and the bear doing?? hope its all going well for ya kid!!

 

[foofoo416]

Hey Foofie!! - how are you and the bear doing?? hope its all going well for ya kid!!

Wonderful! and thank you! Same for you two!

 

[Golden_Silence]

Wonderful! and thank you! Same for you two!

Its going great for us both - give bear our regards, seems he's been in the thick of it lately

 

[foofoo416]

Woo hoo!!! My new story finally posted!

 

[SheRemembers]

Woo hoo!!! My new story finally posted!

It's wonderful, Foof! *fanning myself* What a way to start the day!

 

[Guest]

Woo hoo!!! My new story finally posted!

I'm very proud of you my darling...

And honoured it was dedicated to me

 

[starrynightin64]

Bump for Foof